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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 1d

Posted chapter... 11?

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 1d

Criminal: IT'S THE COPS
S-CAR-GO

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 1d

News: breaking in the Louvre heist. New video has been found of their escape vehicle

a black and white photo of a rock texture

ALT: a black and white photo of a rock texture

media.tenor.com

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 2d

My best friend: I've never seen someone so proud to be as ignorant of Pop culture as you are

Me:

A proud, fluffy, orange cat with a purple blue hombre organza bow around its neck

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 3d

Woah
There's a blast from the past

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 3d

I had the same problem
Been trying to figure out how to shoot the lasers and all I got was
Mildly better vision

I still have to wear glasses

bloody bacon popsicle 🏹 @gupton68.bsky.social · Apr 18

I had laser eye surgery but disappointingly I'm still unable to fire lasers from my eyes.

0/5 stars, would not recommend.

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 3d

Someone in my dream was all
Double pane, tempered glass didn't stop him, but you think a hollow core for will?

And I woke up, checked on my mum
And realised how nerdy all of this sounds

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 3d

Had a dream that there was a GIANT black wolf on my back porch and I locked the back doors, stopping him from getting in

... Until he saw me where he went from quietly observing to snarling, drooling and breaking through the glass

Somehow I managed to trap it in the bathroom

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 4d

Kinda wanna work on a mermaid story, but I don't know what I want to do with it

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 4d

*Staring into the middle distance, imagining a T-Rex trying to do the Macarena*

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 5d

They sewed a full skirt to the front of his jeans
It doesn't even wrap around

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 5d

So you know how your parents do that wistful smile thing and then say this is our song?

For my parents it was Chuck Mangione's feels so good

They broke up and Chuck Mangione died

Coincidence?
... Probably

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👑 @cybersang.bsky.social · 7d

#ATEEZfanart #HONGJOONG #홍중 #에이티즈

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 11d

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 7d

Is there?

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 8d

It's not too late to pick up a new hobby in your 30s or 40s. 50 is too late. But when you turn 51 it's ok again. Then too late again at 82. When you turn 83 the bats are released.

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 7d

Polycule engagement photos

🌟Anne⁷ @fairy300.bsky.social · 7d

Its them AGAIN

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 7d

I think this is the universe telling me I have to have a cat

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 7d

So...
This happened

kpop moments that could kill achilleans @kpopachillean.bsky.social · 7d

STRAY KIDS Changbin
#창빈
📷¹ x/skzzoozoo
📷² x/thh_cb

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 7d

Someone didn't think to reverse half of the lighting bolts (and it's messing with my sense of symmetry)

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 7d

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this the same place they did the zombie thing?

I think I'm starting to recognise architectural features

#nerd #ATEEZ #JeongYunho #frenchDoor #wainscoting

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BART @bart.gov · 7d

BART was a lifeline after Loma Prieta.

Investing in BART is investing in emergency preparedness.

Even if you don’t ride BART every day, our infrastructure and service is a vital part of the region.

BART’s Earthquake Safety Program was completed last year.

Deb 📎 @dmgmonterey.bsky.social · 8d

Loma Prieta earthquake - this date 1989

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · May 4

You’re never too old to pretend to learn.

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 7d

This little nugget

Lizbeth 🐈‍⬛☂️🐈 @tsukimajo.bsky.social · 7d

kitty kitty kitty 🐈‍⬛

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 7d

“Poor Frog,” said Toad. “He must be very sad. I will cheer him up.”

Toad ran home. He made sandwiches. He made a pitcher of iced tea. He put everything in a basket.

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