Geoph Essex 🤨💭 11742d/4h/3m; 16940d/18h/34m 🕟
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Son of Dangerous Cliff; Hal's little brother; Bazooka Girl's guy; Potato Pup's human; Monkey's dad. (In chronological order.) Esoteric outsider touring reality. All pronouns welcome (including yours!). #actor #author 💙📚 #artist #tech linktr.ee/semperbufo
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I do have books you can buy.

They are, in fact, excellent books that people who like to read fun, funny, interesting, magical, exciting, scary, tearjerking sci-fi or fantasy kind of stuff like to read.

Buy 'em!

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DW Griffith directed BIRTH OF A NATION (1915), a virulently racist film (and neither his first nor his last one of those) that saw racist violence follow wherever it was screened.

So, naturally, there are film bros and gals who think we should "ignore the racism" and keep it in the canon.

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Kinda, but the stories that trickle down from my testicles are NSFW and that's just not my Brand™. (My testicles beg to differ.)
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(Some of those numbers, I have the rhythm of the ROTARY phone dial still memorized. I just didn't use a rotary phone as often.)
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Really, kid? Way to offload your brain capacity.

Hell, I have a lot of *current* numbers memorized. And yeah, of course, I still know a couple dozen numbers from back then by heart.

Most of the numbers in my head from back then, I have the TUNE memorized (the touch-tones) and could hum it.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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#WIPsnips "push"

The young narrator offers a few observations and at least one big spoiler at the very end of Chapter 1 in "Sidewalk Games."

#SidewalkGames👣🪶

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[Excerpt from Chapter 1 of "Sidewalk Games" (by me):]

I don’t know that there were exactly a hundred bottles in the den. I never counted them. I mean that I never *finished* counting them. I started to count them twice, but both times I ran out of time. The second time, Mom called me because it was time for dinner. The first time, Grandpa’s friend the bear came in, and when I was just a little kid I was still kind of afraid of the bear, so I got nervous and left the den when he curled up on the couch with the wrong-colored stripes.

I sort of laugh at myself now when I think about how I used to be scared of the bear. Little kids don’t know a lot of things, and sometimes they’re scared of things they don’t need to be scared of and they’re not scared of things they *should* be scared of. When you’re eleven years old, you have to get over it. That’s what Grandpa told me on my birthday.

“See those two ones?” They were drawn in blue and yellow squiggles of icing on top of my birthday cake. Grandpa smiled that funny smile he smiles sometimes, where only one side of his mouth goes up but it pushes up his cheek like a circus strongman lifting one big barbell. “You gotta stand up straight now. Like them. You gotta stand up tall, and be a man.” And he blew out my candles. But Mom lit them all again and then I blew them out after everybody sang. Grandpa did stuff like that, and Pop said he “doesn’t know when enough is enough,” and I didn’t really get what that meant because it’s like asking “when is a banana a banana?” and the answer is *always*, because when would a banana *not* be a banana? But Mom always pretended that Grandpa just didn’t really do that stuff, and she put everything back the way it was, and we kept going from there.

And the next day was the first day that I flew, so sometimes I think that Grandpa made my birthday wish for me, because he knew what I really wanted, even if I didn’t.
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#WIPsnips "push"

In Chapter 5 of "My Electromagnetic Romance," P.I. Lu Volasko shares a surprisingly personal moment with physicist Greer Bean, who works for Lu's newly acquired—and Very Impressive—client.

#MyElectromagneticRomance🧲💕

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[Excerpt from Chapter 5 of "My Electromagnetic Romance" (by me):]

“If you don’t mind my saying...” Lu gently prodded for an opening. Doctor Bean nodded her consent. “I don’t see a lot of relationships work out when they start off...well, under the circumstances....”

Bean chuckled, slipping her glasses down in front of her eyes and blinking as the world came back into focus. “When we met, he was just a boy. Well, not *just* a boy—he’s one of the most advanced minds of his or *any* generation. Really—I’ve worked with Alan Doubleday himself, and Judah could give him a run for his money! He’s a genuine genius—Judah—but he was still a boy. That’s how I thought of him. He was a joy to teach—because he understood so much, so easily.” She ran a finger past her ear, unsuccessfully scolding a frayed strand into place. “He grew into a man who’s just as much a joy to be with, for very much the same reasons. Professionally, personally, intellectually...romantically.” Her face flushed. “When you find someone who *gets* you that way,” she said like she was back at her desk explaining simpler subjects, like particle physics, “it would be crazy *not* to give it a shot. Somebody who sees the best in you, and pushes you—just enough, just the push you need—to reach that best. And somebody who *you* see the best in *him*, and give him the push *he* needs.” She smiled down the hall at her own memories in the distance. “We keep each other going.” [Continued excerpt from Chapter 5 of "My Electromagnetic Romance" (by me):]

“Sounds like your Berenbaum-Bean Field,” said Lu.

Bean nodded, her smile widening. “In principle, sure,” she agreed. “Why not? That’s what makes it so important. When you find someone like that—somebody who you can...you can *exchange energy* with, and you find that when you’re done, you *both* got back more energy than you gave...well. You can’t beat that. That’s bigger than physics, bigger than wormholes, bigger than unlimited energy...it’s bigger than *anything*.” She gave Lu a stern, decisive look. “When you find someone you can do that with, nothing else matters. Not their *age*, or *yours*...or all the gossip in Pupin Hall.” She lifted her chin proudly, rising above the rabble. “Not the color of their skin, or their religion, or what language they speak. Not looks or gender or...or anything. When you find someone like that, you hold tight and see what happens.”
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…many, many times…
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Hell yes.

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times (and I have, or at least lost count): almost anything called a "genre" is really just a broadly understandable setting, premise, style, or some combination of the three. There are, functionally, no boxes; just labels and Scotch Tape.
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I've been here before…
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I know I'm far from the only writer (or reader) who knows that "genre" isn't a writing thing, it's a marketing thing. Still, I get a bit weary whenever I see prompts/invites for writers in specific "genres" and all I can say is: "That's not a genre. It's a [tone / style / structure / setting]."
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Genre is a fiction.

(Human brains are categorization addicts, yeah. But, boy, does that throw unnecessary limitations on certain things.)
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Shuffling fiction into dozens of discrete genres allows it to survive economically but it turns the authors and audience into inbred closed systems feeding only on themselves.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Increase a band by exactly one.

U3
3 Live Crew
5 Non Blondes
Six for Fighting
Ten Inch Nails
Twenty Two Pilots
Blink-183
10,001 Maniacs
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“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Sure:

• Peanut butter

• Schindler's List (movie's fine, well-done, all that; I'm never gonna fucking need to watch it again, thanks)

• Closing Time (just grates on me…)
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“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Avocado (with or without the toast) 🤢

Event Horizon (watched it once, scared the ABSOLUTE living shit out of me)

The fucking Macarena (and the dance that goes with)
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“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

sea urchins

that werewolf movie with Gregory Hines

Lady In Red
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Imagine Jason Biggs on set, his eyes glazed over and his jaw set, unbuckling his belt as Paul Weitz shouts "All non-essentials clear the set, please, 'Jim' wants some privacy while he fucks the pie…"
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Finding out that Jared Leto kept doing his method acting shit and insisted on staying in character on the set of Tron Ares and would only answer to the name of Ares is so funny, like making a big ass douche of yourself for the third Tron movie where you play “computer program that gains feelings”
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Another one of those shots where there's a non-zero chance I'm in it. (Though I doubt it: we usually did the beach much farther south during the day, and it doesn't look early enough for me to be riding a bike on the boardwalk.)

Looks like…Ocean Towers are there, but the Convention Center isn't…? 🤔
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overall above to south, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
overall above to south, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
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#BookSky 📚💙

#Halloween is nigh!

#LovelyAssistant🎩 has #ghosts, #spooky riders in hooded black cloaks, and a #sinister creature more terrifying than anything under the sun (and bigger than it)—plus a climax that TAKES PLACE ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT!

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And buy it at:
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Yeah, I think it was a mistake. (The Germans can—and did—do what the Germans would like with it; in the modern American English iteration, it was a big mistake.)
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I'm not saying it would've helped, but—as a writer who's also been a graphic designer and branding consultant—at the VERY LEAST it should've been kept "anti-fash."

For one thing, it's more of a reminder of WHAT you're anti. For another, the syllabic emphasis is consistent.

No, really! It matters.
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Strong agree.
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Yup. "Anti-fascist" is a declaration. "Antifa" is a secret handshake that became a brand.

It's "precious," not helpful. It was never terribly useful as a rallying cry. It was only ever going to be co-opted (and weaponized) by, you know, "fa." Oh, does it sound puerile to call fascists that? AGREED.
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"expert on *ANTI-FASCISM*" say it! say the whole word, without exception, motherfuckers!
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#BookSky 📚💙

#Halloween is nigh!

#LovelyAssistant🎩 has #ghosts, #spooky riders in hooded black cloaks, and a #sinister creature more terrifying than anything under the sun (and bigger than it)—plus a climax that TAKES PLACE ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT!

Learn more at lovelyassistant.com

And buy it at:
LOVELY ASSISTANT, a novel by Geoph Essex
Preview and buy Geoph Essex's novel “Lovely Assistant” online in print and ebook formats.
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Halloween🎃 is coming!

Not only are there spooky figures in hooded black cloaks galloping about and a sinister creature more terrifying than anything under the sun (and bigger than it), but the climax of #LovelyAssistant🎩 TAKES PLACE ON HALLOWEEN!

Read it: sbufo.com/UR/?L=b2rla

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I promise you don't need to prove (unsuccessfully) that a word with modern derogatory usage has nefarious etymological roots (it doesn't) in order to convince people who aren't assholes (🙋) to stop using it. No need to distort the facts to fit an argument that doesn't need to be made.
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On the plus side, that would sound pretty good in an epitaph (reminds me of Wordsworth's bit about Newton in "Cambridge," for some reason).
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I think it's a great concept, timely (then AND now), and really well done. I have a soft spot for it, even if I'm bothered by certain flaws.

But really, I like it more than I probably would, kind of as a big 🖕 to Carrey's critics (I'm not even a big Jim Carrey fan, it's just out of solidarity).
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I've often thought Carrey could be an even better dramatic actor if: a) directors would stop giving him scenes where they say "Yeah, just do some Jim Carrey stuff"; and b) he felt confident enough that he could carry one without that stuff.

(I think some critics kinda squished that confidence.)
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One of the first "old movies" that I got really into as a kid, after of the Marx Brothers, Thin Man flicks, and Hope/Crosby road movies.

My favorite bits were with Garner and Pleasance. I still wince every time they get caught.
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It's not the movie's fault that dorks think reciting an entire scene (after the ONE line that someone actually funny quoted because it was in fact relevant to a particular moment) is funny.

It's also not the movie's fault that half the Pythons suck.

(Though "Life of Brian" was always my favorite.)
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Cleese's 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘪𝘳—read it back in 2015 or so—starts out fun (if in the exact tone you'd expect) but ends with bits that just made me depressed and annoyed at him. A man who got lucky enough to get success and respect for an impressive body of work preferred to shit all over the work and its fans.
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Coming out right when my gang got into high school, and starring an actress who *plenty* of us were crushing on at the time, it had an outsized influence on some of my closest friends in some very odd ways. Not saying they were good OR bad…just odd.