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With the Rams loss, the Chicago Bears will go into Week 14 as the number 1 seed in the NFC.

Bears have the tie-breaker with the Rams due to the better conference record. Seahawks can improve to 9-3 today as well, but the Bears will hold the tie-breaker over the Seahawks regardless of that result.
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Don't look now, but the Chicago Bears are 7-3 to start a season for the first time since 2018 👀
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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COLSTON LOVELAND 58 YARDS! WOW!
November 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
That feeling of dread when you know there's still another half...
#dabears
September 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Hey! For the past month, I've been uploading a comic I've been working on for awhile called Post Squire Renz. It's about a little postal worker robot and his misadventures. It would be great if you gave it a look. It's charming, it's cozy, I think it's well done, and, it's free!

squirerenz.cfw.me
February 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Want to congratulate Kendrick … but want to be supportive of Canada
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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A very special message for anyone listening.
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Someone tell me what this has to do with speech:

“At Meta’s offices in Silicon Valley, Texas and New York, facilities managers were instructed to remove tampons from men’s bathrooms, which the company had provided for nonbinary and transgender employees who use the men’s room.”
January 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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An iconic end to TNF for the season.
December 27, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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🎶 The sleigh bells, they were ringin'
The snow was fallin down
The carolers were singin'
The day Santa Claus came into town

He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh
Laughed and flew above the trees
He made his way down the chimney shaft
The day Santa gave a gift to me

(follow my 🧵, in G 👇)
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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Time to post this again as we enter the seasonal temporal blind spot.
December 23, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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legacy news: Why would someone do this brazen shooting

shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane

legacy news: Perhaps it was video games?

shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed

legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know
December 11, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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A lifetime of pain in 11 days
November 29, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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So far this season, the Bears have managed to:

- Lose by 3 by running the clock out when in field goal range with a timeout

- Lose to a Hail Mary because a defender was taunting the crowd and not paying attention

- Lose by having a game winning field goal blocked
November 28, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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The Bears are doing that thing again where they get blown out for 3 quarters, only to give fans a bit of hope in the 4th quarter, before eventually losing in spectacular fashion at the very end.

Only thing left is finding out how they'll blow this.
November 28, 2024 at 8:34 PM
As long as no one gets injured, this is almost ideal. Keeping it interesting, making a handful of plays, and #eberflose still takes the L. I'm not rooting for a loss, but did we honestly expect a win?
#bears #dabears #beardown #chivsdet
November 28, 2024 at 8:30 PM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING CALEB!!!! GO OUT!!!
November 28, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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Thanksgiving menu this year:

-fully loaded nachos to share
-gazpacho soup (NOT room temp)
-hot dip or something
-gift receipt (no mudpie)
-pig dicks, etc
-hot dog
-cosmic gumbo
-burger (gimme dat)
-wine (& popcorn!)
-sloppy steaks
- one egg (40 eggs)
- banana
- 55 burgers
- 55 fries
- 55 tacos
November 28, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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me at the family Thanksgiving:
November 28, 2024 at 5:49 PM
It's Thanksgiving... Let's just have some fun and try not to get embarrassed, Bears. #dabears #beardown
November 28, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Yeah, it's probably another loss, but you can't deny Caleb has handled these 4th quarter (attempted) comebacks very well. #dabears
November 24, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Right on schedule... #dabears
I don't remember where this came from, but it is extremely accurate. #dabears #beardown
November 24, 2024 at 8:47 PM
#dabears special teams are finding new ways to lose
November 24, 2024 at 8:19 PM