Not facebook announcing its going to *try* yet again to show me relevant content that I enjoy, this time using ai

How about my friends posts in chronological order

introducing deadlock's newest hero

I sorted my snack

Not beating the autistic allegations at this wedding

Getting the party started by pouring straight vodka into my girlfriend's knee icing cuff

Tour week with OVLOV 🚨

Tonight: Montreal w/ @fanclubwallet.bsky.social
Weds: Boston w/ @ttb.bsky.social
Thurs: Philly w/ father koi
Fri: DC
Sat: Brooklyn w/kuru & father koi

Just learned i get to see a reunion of one of my fav bands tonight?????? #Fourside

Blows my mind that this whole as Chicken Bake from Costco is 4 bucks

Really frustrating work GIS problem this week: Everyone is shitting themselves because 3rd party users that we gave ESRI Enterprise accounts to are able to get into our Enterprise portal with their Enterprise account, that we gave them.

Ive been trying to schedule an MRI for sina for half a week now and today I learned that the scheduling department is *just closed* on the weekends.

Bro they got free almonds at the gym today

Big Win Update - Just got off the phone with Medicaid and Sina's insurance that has been in limbo for three months was approved over the phone! She got additional SNAP benefits approved too and things are finally starting to feel like theyre going to be okay

apparently its just one person working on the game but quite an important one so fuck that and if you own it leave a review

We got out of the ER in a splint at 5am, and are back now getting an ABI and I guess they want to keep her for the night. Insurance is in a pickle and Im starting to get frustrated. *le sign*

Still reeling from the incompetence that I dealt with. Arrived to the crash and she was surrounded by cops making a point to misname/ misgender her, who had forced her to find her phone and call me for help herself. They refused to do more than call an ambulance and stare at me while I cried

Its been a very scary day so far but thankfully everything is going to be okay.

My girlfriend @sina52.bsky.social had an accident on an electric scooter last night and the ER found two fractures in her left patella. Thankfully no other injuries and she avoided concussion

Ever noticed that timber from Pakistan's mountains is always square not round there's genius behind it square logs stay stable in river transport and stack easily on trucks unlike round ones that roll and shift when rivers arent an option they drag down slopes smoothly sometimes by just one person

Woah, incredible. The release of Everybody’s Golf: Hot Shots today has crashed both the eShop and Steam. Guess fans are really excited to see a sequel to their beloved game after seven years

Trump is deaaaad

Hey I heard that if we all flush the toilets at the same time we can crash the servers