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@semanticsantics.bsky.social
28 - She/Her - Katamari Damacy Any% No Boost Speedrunner, Golgari Swarmlord, and Sina's girlfriend <3
Everybody's born to compete as he chooses
But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?
Everybody's born to compete as he chooses
But how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?
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Theres someone being arrested at the bus stop i need... what do i do lol
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Theres someone being arrested at the bus stop i need... what do i do lol
No more Smart Appliances my old dishwasher Mongolian Throatsings what could possibly be better
February 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
No more Smart Appliances my old dishwasher Mongolian Throatsings what could possibly be better
Sprayed lemon juice on our bedroom door last night like lamb's blood and the cat finally stopped attacking it at 4am
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Sprayed lemon juice on our bedroom door last night like lamb's blood and the cat finally stopped attacking it at 4am
Like yeah writing a cover letter sucks, but its silly to me that people think its a Purposeless Joke
The joke is asking people to do a cover letter for a fucking service job
The joke is asking people to do a cover letter for a fucking service job
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Like yeah writing a cover letter sucks, but its silly to me that people think its a Purposeless Joke
The joke is asking people to do a cover letter for a fucking service job
The joke is asking people to do a cover letter for a fucking service job
Fake fucking Chicago fan
January 29, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Fake fucking Chicago fan
Headline: Time Has Passed
Next year the PlayStation 3 will be older than the NES was when the PS3 launched.
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Headline: Time Has Passed
Sina is in surgery and I am trying not to be stressed
January 29, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Sina is in surgery and I am trying not to be stressed
Oh to finally be on the Information Security side of the team
Telling ignorant sales people No You Cannot Just Give Away Our Data is a new uphill battle
Telling ignorant sales people No You Cannot Just Give Away Our Data is a new uphill battle
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Oh to finally be on the Information Security side of the team
Telling ignorant sales people No You Cannot Just Give Away Our Data is a new uphill battle
Telling ignorant sales people No You Cannot Just Give Away Our Data is a new uphill battle
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😃: and lastly, i'd like to give a special thanks to
(people who just got regular thanks): what the fuck
(people who just got regular thanks): what the fuck
January 25, 2026 at 8:15 PM
😃: and lastly, i'd like to give a special thanks to
(people who just got regular thanks): what the fuck
(people who just got regular thanks): what the fuck
Snapchat needs to spend less time on ai and more time on how to make being in a chat with someone else less fucking awkward
January 25, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Snapchat needs to spend less time on ai and more time on how to make being in a chat with someone else less fucking awkward
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"Why is it so normal for law enforcement — those who are supposed to be keepers of law and order — to kill Americans? And why is the only question at the end of the day how much their victims deserved to die?"
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM
"Why is it so normal for law enforcement — those who are supposed to be keepers of law and order — to kill Americans? And why is the only question at the end of the day how much their victims deserved to die?"
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
Read more from @sarahjeong.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/86745...
Me when Im from Naperville
"yeah i'm from chicago"
January 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Me when Im from Naperville
People from Naperville just be saying shit
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 AM
People from Naperville just be saying shit
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January 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
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Tony's gone. Find out what happened today at 5pm ET here: youtu.be/A5rbez4kxSs
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Tony's gone. Find out what happened today at 5pm ET here: youtu.be/A5rbez4kxSs
My Hong Shao Rou last night turned out soooooo much better than I could ever imagine
January 20, 2026 at 7:23 PM
My Hong Shao Rou last night turned out soooooo much better than I could ever imagine
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How To Go From a Simple Prompt - To An Epic Monster Illustration!
(This is not mindless prompting - you actually have to do the creative direction.)
So, here's how it works. First, I start with a simple prompt:
(This is not mindless prompting - you actually have to do the creative direction.)
So, here's how it works. First, I start with a simple prompt:
January 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM
How To Go From a Simple Prompt - To An Epic Monster Illustration!
(This is not mindless prompting - you actually have to do the creative direction.)
So, here's how it works. First, I start with a simple prompt:
(This is not mindless prompting - you actually have to do the creative direction.)
So, here's how it works. First, I start with a simple prompt:
Why the fuck is ginger sold in bags of 3 massive hunks I need ONE
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Why the fuck is ginger sold in bags of 3 massive hunks I need ONE
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January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Experiencing a fb messenger bug that has me and sina texting like radio operators
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Experiencing a fb messenger bug that has me and sina texting like radio operators
Im officialy Getting Into Pauper and I was very bold to announce at our weekly meeting that I wanted to play something Non Meta and then immediately landed on Jeskai Affinity
January 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Im officialy Getting Into Pauper and I was very bold to announce at our weekly meeting that I wanted to play something Non Meta and then immediately landed on Jeskai Affinity
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gonna go outside & look at things that are far away!!
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
gonna go outside & look at things that are far away!!
Thank fuck for Snickers NFL
January 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Thank fuck for Snickers NFL