☄Unidentified Flying Clothesline
@seiwot.bsky.social
Sable and/or Sei, mid 30s trans girl by dawn, switchy witchy supervillain by dusk. An endless buffet of shiny kinks, stupid antics, and sorta started pet projects. Chubby goth girlfriend, you know the 'cule. Oh, right: she/they, ΘΔ, 632146+H, and so on.
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bro they're performatively misrepresenting your core statement in the comments
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
bro they're performatively misrepresenting your core statement in the comments
squeaks externally
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
squeaks externally
big dumb ferret maid bouncing all over the place, making more of a mess in her wake than whatever she was cleaning
it's messy maids monday, and not by choice
it's messy maids monday, and not by choice
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
big dumb ferret maid bouncing all over the place, making more of a mess in her wake than whatever she was cleaning
it's messy maids monday, and not by choice
it's messy maids monday, and not by choice
good mlaaaahnyan - w-
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
good mlaaaahnyan - w-
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I have a joke about Cassandra but I fear no one will listen to it
I have a joke about hecate that would be a nightmare to explain
I have a joke about Prometheus but I'm being horribly tortured for stealing it and giving it to my friends
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I have a joke about Cassandra but I fear no one will listen to it
I have a joke about hecate that would be a nightmare to explain
I have a joke about Prometheus but I'm being horribly tortured for stealing it and giving it to my friends
I have this joke about Theseus, but I’m rewriting it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I have a joke about hecate that would be a nightmare to explain
it's soft sunday, of some sort
come be plushes
come be plushes
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
it's soft sunday, of some sort
come be plushes
come be plushes
good mormmphhshdjfjfk
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
good mormmphhshdjfjfk
can't sleep, too wiggly and critterbrained
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
can't sleep, too wiggly and critterbrained
turn this ferret scarf into a sleeve of some sort tbh
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
turn this ferret scarf into a sleeve of some sort tbh
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oh here's my ride
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
oh here's my ride
head is full of stuffing today, need to get wrung out like a dish towel if we're gonna get anything done
alternatively: stuff more
alternatively: stuff more
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
head is full of stuffing today, need to get wrung out like a dish towel if we're gonna get anything done
alternatively: stuff more
alternatively: stuff more
ferret girl all swaddled up in like a hundred blankets today
nya
nya
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ferret girl all swaddled up in like a hundred blankets today
nya
nya
well good heckin mornyan! we're hitting the ground waddling today, apparently
please don't mind the ferret maid knocking over a bunch of furniture during her duties, this outfit is a lot
please don't mind the ferret maid knocking over a bunch of furniture during her duties, this outfit is a lot
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
well good heckin mornyan! we're hitting the ground waddling today, apparently
please don't mind the ferret maid knocking over a bunch of furniture during her duties, this outfit is a lot
please don't mind the ferret maid knocking over a bunch of furniture during her duties, this outfit is a lot
late night ferret noises, like squish, and squeak, and squish again because honestly we're pretty squishbrained tonight
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 AM
late night ferret noises, like squish, and squeak, and squish again because honestly we're pretty squishbrained tonight
gosh I really am starting to get nervous about the prospect of meeting everyone for the first time in like a decade, last con i got really sick and didn't get to meet up with peeps that I really wanted to
and now I gotta figure out how to be girl on top of everything else aaaa
and now I gotta figure out how to be girl on top of everything else aaaa
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
gosh I really am starting to get nervous about the prospect of meeting everyone for the first time in like a decade, last con i got really sick and didn't get to meet up with peeps that I really wanted to
and now I gotta figure out how to be girl on top of everything else aaaa
and now I gotta figure out how to be girl on top of everything else aaaa
anyway hi nya squeak, it's time to enter the Comfort Zone (tm)
come get ferret tube'd
come get ferret tube'd
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
anyway hi nya squeak, it's time to enter the Comfort Zone (tm)
come get ferret tube'd
come get ferret tube'd
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How to find pawberri at MFF 💃💃💃
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
How to find pawberri at MFF 💃💃💃
okay, finally, no more work, no more silly little tasks, no more cohesive thoughts. we're spent, there's nothing but critter left, and that's just how it's going to be for a couple of days.
everyone's off doing con stuff so ferrets are gonna be an absolute nuisance while nobody's looking
everyone's off doing con stuff so ferrets are gonna be an absolute nuisance while nobody's looking
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
okay, finally, no more work, no more silly little tasks, no more cohesive thoughts. we're spent, there's nothing but critter left, and that's just how it's going to be for a couple of days.
everyone's off doing con stuff so ferrets are gonna be an absolute nuisance while nobody's looking
everyone's off doing con stuff so ferrets are gonna be an absolute nuisance while nobody's looking
every once in a while this post gets encore'd, and there's another wave of critters all suddenly becoming acutely aware of their fat gravid tails, the weight of it behind them with every step, the fluttery hike it does when a single digit runs from the small of the back to the very tip
it's fun :3
it's fun :3
wouldn't it be terribly inconvenient if you were just going about your day, idly looking through your timelines in a moment of respite, and you came across a post that reminded you of that phantom tail swishing behind you, causing you to shudder on reflex as you imagine getting pet along the length
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
every once in a while this post gets encore'd, and there's another wave of critters all suddenly becoming acutely aware of their fat gravid tails, the weight of it behind them with every step, the fluttery hike it does when a single digit runs from the small of the back to the very tip
it's fun :3
it's fun :3
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Still thinkin’ about my jank-ass hitbox…
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Still thinkin’ about my jank-ass hitbox…
the phrase of the day is enthusiastic consent
and the word of the day is shskflglnsg, verily
and the word of the day is shskflglnsg, verily
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
the phrase of the day is enthusiastic consent
and the word of the day is shskflglnsg, verily
and the word of the day is shskflglnsg, verily
so good heckin mornyan! it's fat fashion friday and we are most certainly ready to be fat and fashionable for a while, like a thick bushy scarf that weighs down your head and shoulders
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
so good heckin mornyan! it's fat fashion friday and we are most certainly ready to be fat and fashionable for a while, like a thick bushy scarf that weighs down your head and shoulders
If you see this, post something toothy! Even if it's already your icon!
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If you see this, post something toothy! Even if it's already your icon!
it's a very /)w(\ sorta night
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
it's a very /)w(\ sorta night