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Throbgoblin
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Han, 35, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.
Why are the pills that make the tummy better "take with food"
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Now at $700 of $925 to pay off Dec. rent. Astra and I aren't at risk of eviction, but I can't pay for what I need to keep her safe and happy, drawing from my freelance contracts, until rent’s first covered in full.
Please share widely. 💜
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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To quote Carly Rae Jepsen, this is crazy
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Fat Folks Tarot was a labor of love by everyone involved. I'm sad it's over, but I'm excited to move on to new projects. This is your last chance to buy the Fat Folks Tarot deck made by fat artists, featuring fat folks, for fat folks. It's genuinely very special. 🩵 Thank you for the love and support
There are exactly 185 Fat Folks Tarot decks left in our final sale!! We will never be reprinting this deck so if you want it this is legitimately your last chance to get it aside from artists selling them directly from their personal stock.

Get it here➡️ fatfolkstarot.bigcartel.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This explains a lot about me honestly
The soul is stored in the balls
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
my sister bought eggs for thanksgiving and I was finally able to throw away the styrofoam carton today (touching styrofoam is loud)
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Driveway is shoveled. Mattress is rotated and the bed remade. Laundry is in the dryer. Time to watch 28 Days Later for the first time (somehow)
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Support the Boston Comic Arts Foundation and the freedom to read comics and graphic novels

www.bonfire.com/34i-read-ban...
"I Read Banned Comics" Fundraiser | Bonfire
Support the Boston Comic Arts Foundation and the freedom to read comics and graphic novels. The Boston Comic Arts Foundation is proud to support the Mass Freedom to Read...
www.bonfire.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Looking forward to Hoosiers 2: Golden Receiver
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sometimes, sports are beautiful.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mom and I are singing a song. It goes, "hold onto the ball and run out the clock!"
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
THE SURRENDER COBRA
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"It's not a good movie" girl the first one is not a good movie. Not everything fun is good.
Here to let you know FNAF 2 is peak
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Scully: I have a date. Unlike you, Mulder, I want to have a life.

Mulder, through a mouthful of pie and bacon, unshaven, wearing the same clothes he had on 3 days ago after spending the weekend in jail:
...I have a life.

That's it. That's the show.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Okay I bit the bullet, here's the giant thread where I'm gonna post thoughts as I do an X-Files rewatch
a close up of a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt
Alt: a close up of a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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This post made me want to start a thread of places you can buy bookish/literary/librarian-type holiday gifts that donate back to their orgs. So, first up, the Internet Archive!
🎁 Looking for a unique gift for an archivist—or a treat for yourself?

👕 1 Trillion Web Pages Baseball Jersey (LIMITED EDITION)
🧢 1 Trillion Web Pages Baseball Hat (LIMITED EDITION)
🧦 Socks, tote bags, and more!

💛 All proceeds benefit the #InternetArchive.
Shop here ➡️ store.archive.org
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Wellness check on @profcedar.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Do you have any things you've just accepted you will never understand? Mine are electron orbitals and how tennis scoring works.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This might be a stupid question but what does "vacant" mean
Court records, police reports and family text chains reviewed by WBUR reveal a bitter custody battle, years-old allegations of a threat to call immigration authorities, and concerns for the well-being of the child when his mother was staying in a vacant mansion.
Brother of White House press secretary Leavitt had contentious custody battle with ex, now in ICE custody
A New Hampshire family once best known for selling cars and ice cream, the Leavitts were thrust into the national spotlight when their daughter, Karoline, was named White House press secretary. Ten mo...
www.wbur.org
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Oh, hey, look at that! It’s a December Bandcamp Friday! Every cent you pay to download this bangin holiday track gets donated straight to Legal Aid Milwaukee: jaybullock.bandcamp.com/track/punch-...
Punch a Nazi for Christmas, by Jay Bullock
track by Jay Bullock
jaybullock.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Multiple US and Canada Olympic rivals have gotten married in women's hockey!
I am seeing some comments like “what if pro athletes really did kiss???” and I am excited for those people to learn about the WNBA
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Calling my dad at 9:15 PM to continue our conversation about Star Trek, as one does
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Here to let you know FNAF 2 is peak
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Indie authors and Amazon, artists and Etsy, etc etc
A singer-songwriter friend would like people to know that while boycotting Spotify is great, it was also 16% of their income that is now cratering. So if you're cancelling Spotify, please pair that with buying music, merch, or live tickets directly from your favorite artists
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

@lackofcontent.com and I will be live on Wednesday Dec 3rd at Noon Eastern (5pm GMT) digging into the CO-OP Playtest for @starrupture-game.com

We're gonna do our hek'n best to be as serious and efficient as possible that day. Promise. Totally.

www.twitch.tv/Danination
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM