Throbgoblin
@sebhar.bsky.social
910 followers 880 following 3.6K posts
Han, 35, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.
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Honestly, we should all be so lucky
I'm gay for a reason and I'm not in any way against that
I’m gay for a minute and then I’m gonna get in trouble
Tío always looks out for us 🙏
We will go much, much wider in the next two weeks!!
Why isn’t @realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein playing at every theatre? It’s Frankenstein and it’s spooky season.
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Blocking is your friend. You can block whatever official channels, brands, news, individuals, parody accounts.

Block block block block block.
"Yeet the Millers"
"All Cops Are Butts"
"Dicks Out For Harambe"
"Yossarian Lives"
"Silly ape, that treat is too far away. Deliver it closer, with your supposedly superior thumbs."
This was about a week and a half ago for me. Got like 150 out of nowhere.
It's Nazis all the way down (has been for a long time) mashable.com/article/why-...

BTW you can google things for yourself instead of quote skeeting strangers, which is a kind of weird thing to do if you're looking for answers in good faith.
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My birthday is Sunday and for as long as I can remember I have used that occasion to raise needed funds for a project, organization or person. This year is no different. I have a goal of raising $5000 by 10/20 for EvLovesNYC @evlovesnyc.bsky.social - If you can & want to, please support this project
EVLovesNYC - Non Profit Helping New Yorkers in Need
EVLovesNYC is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit providing food & resources in NYC. Over 340,000 Meals provided & working with 75+ partner organizations.
www.evloves.nyc
Ms when my cat walls into the room: VIIIIIIIIIINCE! WHO'S THE KITTY? WHO'S THE ITTY BITTY PRETTY VINNIE KITTY?!

me when she knocks something off the bathroom sink two seconds later: you better shape up, fuckwad
Tom leaving Substack is a ray of sunshine in this bleak, bleak world. Read his stuff, it's truly great.
I've had to rebuild this a bit - & my following - since moving away from Substack & losing a lot of oddly Substack-loyal people, but I relish the challenge as it means I have to work hard & write well. Huge archive of work on there. All of it can be read for £2 a month/£20 a year: www.tom-cox.com
Tom Cox
New writing by bestselling author Tom Cox.
www.tom-cox.com
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Oh, some of you are like, NEW new.

1. They’re called skeets. No, you will not change that.
2. Use alt text.
3. This isn’t Twitter. If you act like a fool, you will get blocked so hard you cease to exist to some folks. If you really act a fool you get put in the Louvre.
Heather is the sweetest boy! We've done them before with no problem. It's the orange demon we gotta watch out for 🤣
He got like six, the spoiled baby 🤣
He gets dental wipes, a kidney supplement (mostly just precautionary), and arthritis shots. Love this for both of us!
He's gonna get his vaccines updated and some labs done just to make sure all systems are go at his big age (17)
Routine! Hopefully he gets arthritis meds this time around 🤞
You know the friendship is real when you ask if they get to keep their horse's balls and the response is "...I'm gonna find out"
Thanks to @sebhar.bsky.social and Kyle’s breeder I’m going to have a jar of Kyle’s testicles. And if you’re like “ew why” it’s costing me like $600 to have them removed and I might as well keep something that expensive.
Local potato has no idea it's almost vet time