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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 2m

😁
I was joking. I was playing with words.
Even though I'd written crammer vs crammer, the translator 'translated' it into kramer.
www.wordreference.com/enit/crammer

crammer - Dizionario inglese-italiano WordReference

crammer - Traduzione del vocabolo e dei suoi composti, e discussioni del forum.

www.wordreference.com

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Jonathan Cook @jonathan-cook.bsky.social · 23h

Starmer wanted punk band Bob Vylan prosecuted for chanting 'Death to the IDF!' Four months on, he's bullying the police to let Israeli football thugs into the UK to chant 'Death to the Arabs!'

Read my latest: jonathancook.substack.com/p/a-tale-of-...

A tale of two chants: Why Starmer now casts even the British police as antisemitic

Starmer wanted punk band Bob Vylan prosecuted for chanting 'Death to the IDF!' Four months on, he's bullying the police to let Israeli football thugs into the UK to chant 'Death to the Arabs!'

jonathancook.substack.com

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 9h

"your brain isn't fully formed.." doesn't mean you're incapable of doing things!
"Knowing how to drive" implies "having a sense of responsibility," not that you have to know how to unravel the mysteries of the universe!

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 10h

ehm.
8. cp 96 is missing the fourth tooth, cp 69 the third.
...
96? 69?
strange case.
It makes me want to make a joke about sexual positions, but don't know the 96: I created it in 1996 and...
it's for two men!
man (vs) man. 😜

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 11h

but is this a parody of the movie 'crammer vs crammer'?
...

because the translator tries to 'correct' the spelling. bah!

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 23h

Stan Lee is NOT the creator of Marvel superheroes.
Most of them he copied.
and the credit for their success goes to the artists who made them "real", the real scriptwriters are them.

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 23h

but do it with men, it's easier!

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 23h

non critici gli altri?
lo hai appena fatto!
e ti sei ADDIRITTURA definita "evoluta".

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

quindi dovremmo ringraziare chi ci rovina l'esistenza e ci fa soffrire mentre lui/loro fanno la bella vita a nostre spese godendo delle nostre sofferenze?

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

"prospettiva migliore" in città?
impossibile!
la gente dovrebbe imparare ad apprezzare di la Natura che ha abbandonato.
giratevi di 180' e avrete una prospettiva -infinita-.

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

perché dobbiamo essere un popolo di sopravvissuti?
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quando mi chiedono "come stai" rispondo "si campa" e come ribatte la -gente grigia-? "è già qualcosa".
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LA VITA BISOGNA VIVERLA!
e loro non ce lo permettono...

darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 2d

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

detesto cravatte e costume, ma entrambi sono dei begli orsetti che promettono bene... tra qualche anno.

菅嶋さとる・9/12youtube動画「海を見ていた猫」公開 @satorusugajima.bsky.social · 1d

「ネクタイ曲がってるよ。月曜だからちゃんとしよう」
「ありがとう…愛してる」
「俺も愛してる」
「キスしたい」
チュッ

なーんてね(笑)
いってらっしゃいませ
（ってもうみなさん出勤してますよね(笑)
今週も楽しく！ご安全に！

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

The Zhongshuge Bookstore in China.
is it run by daleks?

The Zhongshuge Bookstore in China. sembrano tanti dalek che dominano il lettore

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

what is Leslie looking at?

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

And what prize is there for finding an error in the errors contained in the 'no-prize book'?
Baron Zemo:
The glue that held the mask on Baron Zemo's face CANNOT last forever.
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Now a question for you:
Who knows why?

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

giusto!
le armi dovrebbero fare tutte quella fine.

Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 2d

This is such a good joke.

a cartoon of a gun that says acme disintegrating pistol on it

ALT: a cartoon of a gun that says acme disintegrating pistol on it

media.tenor.com

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

l'amore è amore.
l'Amore vero non guarda al sesso.
AMA!

lozingarofelice @lozingarofelice.bsky.social · 2d

Al tempo che, inesorabilmente passa, ma che ci permette di vivere emozioni uniche e di lasciare ricordi indelebili nelle nostre vite. Un mese da quel SI pronunciato con amore e gioia, un mese dal nostro giorno più bello. Grazie per aver scelto di condividere la tua vita con la mia

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

la Storia si ripete o...
"conoscere la storia"
come dicono ha delle controindicazioni?
: i dittatori, i tiranni, vi si ispirano!

tomppa2006.bsky.social @tomppa2006.bsky.social · 2d

sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

As you can see, your idea wasn't ridiculous at all.
"There's no end to the worst."

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

Want a leather-clad assassin in a Christmas movie?
Here you go!
it's a 'robot' covered in 'skin', does that look okay to you?

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

Argh. I didn't get the joke. I don't remember the angel thing... but the movie, while beautiful, is a piece of do-gooder bullshit.
They want to convince people to live this shitty life by saying we're 'indispensable' to others!

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

no.
You're the one who said that title. Argh. The traitorous/translator has struck again.

I looked it up. It's in 'The Silence of the Lambs.'
Hannibal's presence confused me.

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

??
Are you kidding?
It was more recent. A serial killer. I think the protagonist was the same as in 'Silence of the innocents'.
Unless it was that fimp...
I had to search a bit
Pinocchio in a sausage is a comic.

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

This is because the mirror reflects and we move in the wrong way: to the right instead of to the left.

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sebastiano.bsky.social @sebastiano.bsky.social · 1d

quando i fumetti erano veri fumetti.

Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛🧟‍♀️👻 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 1d

I am out of breath after walking this back to the car...

A four volume slipcase collection of Weird Science.