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Gojira, King of Shibas
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My dogs are 柴犬の王、ゴジラ and Princess Sylvie the Benevolent. I’m a retired Navy Chief Warrant Officer, aviator, globetrotter, itinerant dog walker, USC Trojan, and Oxford Comma aficionado.
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Unless by “zoning” they mean “tiny dick energy.”
The game is not on Fox News. It’s on their broadcast network. Fox themselves own 18 stations, and the other affiliate stations are owned by other broadcasters.
I’m surprised Generalissimo Cheeto hasn’t threatened to pull Fox’s FCC license for running it. Or has he?
I can’t decide which is funnier:

That Yahoo thinks anyone gives a shit what Bill Maher thinks about the NYC mayoral race, or that Bill Maher thinks anyone gives a shit what Bill Maher thinks about the NYC mayoral race.
Shot his dogs like Kristi Noem?
Holy shit, does he know Stormy Daniels, too?
Indeed. Anyone who’s spent more than 15 seconds at COMICON would know it’s an absurd statement. Really, you don’t even need to go in, just hang out at the trolley stop across from the convention center.
When I was stationed at SPAWAR, I learned the 726 boats actually had three crews:
The BLUE crew, the GOLD crew and the OTHER crew. I was assured by members of both the BLUE and GOLD crews that is was always the OTHER crew that broke shit.
Maybe the Saudi alfalfa growers can spare a couple gallons.
He was going on and on the other day about Jack Smith’s “raid on Mar-a-Lago” and Jack Smith wasn’t even named Special Counsel until MONTHS afterwards. 🤷‍♂️
It’s in Tulare County. I think it’s in Devin Nunes’ old district?
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A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.
Even Ronald Reagan wants the Jays to win.
I’ve been a Dodgers fan my entire life, but if the Jays win, I’m gonna be looking forward to some epic trolling from both Ontario and Ottawa!

Either way, Go Blue!
Who TF cares about safety? Don’t people realize we have a throne room to build here? Priorities, people!
Looking forward to the day when Stephen Miller’s cellmate puts his hands on him.
Someone needs to show him the end of Act III.
Ground beef is up 12% this year. That’s why Eagle Foods, the maker of Hamburger Helper is exited to announce their new product:
Straycatburger Helper.
Glad to see that Coca-Cola is making their soda with shit that’s bad for you instead of shit that’s bad for you.