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Sea Senor 🇳🇿

@seassenor.bsky.social

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Rural Doc. Mainland NZ. Covid intolerant. Unprecedented in no criminal efforts. Send all dad jokes. #medtwitter

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · Dec 28

Why the sky is dark at night is the greatest question ever asked.

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 3h

You give that North Korean newsreader lessons 😂

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

"Good luck trying to silence my wife" 😅

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 1d

Omg 😂

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

Me sort of as listening to the ACC in one ear while making polite convo with rellies

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

What a time to be alive

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

I lasted 30 mins at gym class. Chapeau!

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

Vulvamort?
*withdraws and apologises.
But thank you for your attention to this matter

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

Saber *rattling if you meth racoon load it

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

Felt bad but first thing came to mind

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

If you see this, post a chef

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a suit is holding a lighter in his hand

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

Today we are at war. The mighty Thames Valley Swamp Foxes will battle the weak and unworthy "Mid" Canterbury at the cauldron that is the Ashburton Showgrounds, for the Meads Cup. Wife will rue the day she was born in Ashvegas and not forged among the Mighty Coromandels like me. #rugby

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

The AI marketing and legal departments are already paying for themselves here

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

Whoah

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

Yes but. That moment of quiet achievement and pride when it comes to a symphony of kinetic energy carrying the salad, laundry, cat, coffee and shoes

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

Of course women don't like the cybertruck.

Women only want one thing
My wifes old pink Triumph Herald convertible

Feral kids (surely not mine) playing in an ugly pink spray painted triumph Herald with leopard print seats

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 3d

I get a paper delivered. Figure its a job for someone. Adult throwing them out a car window.

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

False alarm its Bishflap vaping in the bogs again

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

People, a picture🤦
Stand in front of gym instructor.
Attempt to place black sheer undies on head.
That happen to VERY closely resemble my Temu sweatband.
So great having grown children doing laundry 😅

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

God level trolling 😅

Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 5d

omfg

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

Can't stop thinking of this from yesterday

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

an elevator door with a green triangle on it

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(((𝙴𝚖𝚖𝚊𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔))) @creativeelc.bsky.social · 6d

My cartoon in today's www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

The Scream is a metaphor for nature & Munch was the receptor for its pain. Here he is, so overwhelmed he's taking time out of the painting only to find more pain in the news...

#NzPol #PoliticalCartoon #ClimateChange #EdvardMunch

Cartoon. Title: Government almost halves methane reduction targets...

We see the Scream, from Edvard Munch's most famous works of art, collapsed in a wingback armchair.

He had stepped out of the painting to take a break from the chaos. The metaphor of the artwork is of natures pain and how he had actually felt it.

But sadly he's entered into a world that is chaotic and deliberately trying to hurt Mother Earth even more.

He has a newspaper slowly sliding out from his hand with the title - Farmers Rejoice.

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Russel Norman @russelnorman.bsky.social · 6d

Two years since the 2023 election. If you want a really long read, chronologically tracking all the different attacks on nature by the Luxon Govt... well this is it! Luxon’s War on Nature Timeline www.greenpeace.org/aotearoa/sto...

Luxon’s War on Nature Timeline - Greenpeace Aotearoa

It has been nearly 2 years since the formation of the Luxon-led Government. It has been two years of a war on nature.

www.greenpeace.org

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