Shadow Wolf
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Shadow Wolf
@sdwolf.com
Furry, Firefighter, NREMT, and Firearms Instructor, not necessarily in that order. I do computer stuff for a living, and spend it all on bills and dumb shit
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Starting a thread over here cause Twitter is a cesspit...

Today's workout:

1/3/2025
13:59 1 mile

4×10
Rowing 160
Chest press 170
Back extension 240
Lat pulldown 140
Pec deck 80
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Hey puppy!

Go on, tell Santa Paws something good you did this week.

Then I’ll decide what present you’ve earned from your big Dad dog. 🐶🎁
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Fucking pull out the rand McNally, dumbasses.

It's not even like you're doing cross country navigation, you're likely driving the same 20 sq mile radius you always do. Find a major road and look for signs to your city.
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Max gets a friend
December 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Get you a dog that looks at you like this boy when I came home from work.
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Smh at the latest drama in the Fandom.

I can always count on this Fandom to be ready willing and able to tear itself apart the very minute there's no outside force tearing us apart.

I was there when Thor was contentious.

I was there when BD got banned from AC.

In 10 years it'll be a new horror
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December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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SO MANY FACES.

SO MANY LEOPARDS.

So few fucks left to give.

Have fun in Mexico. Stay out of boats.

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Republican mayor in Kansas facing deportation over voter fraud
Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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IT REALLY BE LIKE THAT!
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The cap/fake tooth fell off my fucking implant today.

I want to cry. My life is falling apart
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
RIP me, I'm about to spend my Thanksgiving night at the station working ems cause my dumb ass doesn't know how to read dates to schedule off on holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Also, Zootopia 2 had so many nods to furry stuff in it, it was great.

I feel strangely attracted to entirely too many of these characters though
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Oliver and I deliberately waited through the Zootopia 2 credits so when @joabaldwin.com scrolled by i could go "hey I know him!!!!!" 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
@joabaldwin.com kicking in the Mouse's Zootopia 2 planning room door to explain furries.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I accidentally dropped my shoulder mic and whacked the orange button on the floor, AMA.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This is truly the world's smartest dog breed
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
3d printing version 3.0 of the project box.

My filament is old and wet and my ender 3 needs replaced.
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Guess who has two thumbs and just used our in house AI tool to write my year end performance review (because it doesn't fucking matter)
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
100% of the story included in the initial release.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
When they try to get up because they don't realize the knot hasn't shrunk yet.
Cuddling time isn’t over
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sadly, I don't envision any other form of media being released. Flash and iterative improvements to it are so ubiquitous that it doesn't really make sense to change. Optical is dead, magnetic is gonna be dead when servers migrate away from HDD. game console blu rays might be the only exception
The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out.
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Smiling thinking about yesterday when I was giving @olivertfion.bsky.social a kiss on the couch and Max jumped up and started kissing him too 🤣
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Best part is that IT'S NOT ILLEGALS.

US CITIZENS will be starving because of his apathy. Many illegal immigrants do not make use of social systems because it requires drawing attention to themselves with illegal fake SSNs and other info so they fly below the radar on purpose, taking no returns.
The only way Trump would stop it is if he thought it’d make him look like a hero.

As it is 42 million of us are about to go hungry and the rest are about to have groceries hiked up even higher to make up for the financial loss of SNAP economically, which is estimated to be over 13 Billion.
October 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Max why must you pee on the floor when you go outside every two hours! I know you can hold it you little monster
October 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Doge Mahal is floored! Now the only thing it needs is grouted and flushed and it's done and ready for a layer of straw bedding and puppy antics.

95% confident Max won't dig his way out of this one.
October 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Gym bulge... silly shorts.
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Happy Columbo Day to those who celebrate.
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October 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM