Keggo
@scrambledkeggers.bsky.social
(They/she)
Getting a second degree in lung, neck tube, and mouth sounds
☀️
Fig’s person🐈⬛
Getting a second degree in lung, neck tube, and mouth sounds
☀️
Fig’s person🐈⬛
Oh there’s no egg like poached for the hollandaise
December 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh there’s no egg like poached for the hollandaise
Toaster waffles will tell you they are breakfast but they are truly of the night and for the night
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Toaster waffles will tell you they are breakfast but they are truly of the night and for the night
Hey guess what my cat is perfect! Look at her fuzzy little face and tell me she’s not perfect I dare you
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hey guess what my cat is perfect! Look at her fuzzy little face and tell me she’s not perfect I dare you
Sending my heart out to the veterinarian who took Fig’s urine sample and then returned to the room, saw Fig hissing at her with a vengeance, and said “oh yes we’ve met” in the warmest sweetest voice.
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Sending my heart out to the veterinarian who took Fig’s urine sample and then returned to the room, saw Fig hissing at her with a vengeance, and said “oh yes we’ve met” in the warmest sweetest voice.
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Good News For People Who Love Insane Amounts Of Snow
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Good News For People Who Love Insane Amounts Of Snow
Bringing a real manic energy to my morning class
The kind that makes the professor wish her attendance rate was worse
The kind that makes the professor wish her attendance rate was worse
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Bringing a real manic energy to my morning class
The kind that makes the professor wish her attendance rate was worse
The kind that makes the professor wish her attendance rate was worse
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Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
"The AI industry’s most important product at this moment is not a chatbot or a video generator; it’s the story the AI industry is telling about itself.... According to an MIT study, 95% of businesses that have deployed generative AI have gotten no value from it." www.theringer.com/2025/11/04/t...
How Catastrophic Is It If the AI Bubble Bursts? An FAQ.
The AI industry's most important product is not a chatbot or a video generator; it's the story the AI industry is telling about itself
www.theringer.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
I don’t wanna believe I have ocd but when I bring it up with people in my life there’s this sound they make. Like they’re seeing a video montage I can’t see
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I don’t wanna believe I have ocd but when I bring it up with people in my life there’s this sound they make. Like they’re seeing a video montage I can’t see
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Look, pal, I delight in your essence. Mind if I frolic around you
October 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Look, pal, I delight in your essence. Mind if I frolic around you
Never not thinking about how when people say someone is “(insert attribute) incarnate” it’s just like saying “as meat”
“she was poise as meat”
“They were audacity as meat”
“You’re beauty in the form of meat”
“she was poise as meat”
“They were audacity as meat”
“You’re beauty in the form of meat”
October 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Never not thinking about how when people say someone is “(insert attribute) incarnate” it’s just like saying “as meat”
“she was poise as meat”
“They were audacity as meat”
“You’re beauty in the form of meat”
“she was poise as meat”
“They were audacity as meat”
“You’re beauty in the form of meat”
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Alas, somebodye took the German holidaye fruit breade. It was stollen!
October 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Alas, somebodye took the German holidaye fruit breade. It was stollen!
Beating the mom friend allegations by bringing fruit snacks to the function 😈 ha! That’ll show’em!
September 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Beating the mom friend allegations by bringing fruit snacks to the function 😈 ha! That’ll show’em!
Upcoming gigs:
- choir section leader position my friend turned down that might end up being less than minimum wage
- funeral for a man who’s currently alive
🤗 super excited for this busy year ahead! Wish me luck!!
- choir section leader position my friend turned down that might end up being less than minimum wage
- funeral for a man who’s currently alive
🤗 super excited for this busy year ahead! Wish me luck!!
September 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Upcoming gigs:
- choir section leader position my friend turned down that might end up being less than minimum wage
- funeral for a man who’s currently alive
🤗 super excited for this busy year ahead! Wish me luck!!
- choir section leader position my friend turned down that might end up being less than minimum wage
- funeral for a man who’s currently alive
🤗 super excited for this busy year ahead! Wish me luck!!
The bridal boutique I work at has made the baffling choice to consistently play what I like to call the “leave your fiance you’re gay” playlist featuring hits such as “good luck babe” “I kissed a girl” “pink pony club” and “I hope she cheats”
August 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The bridal boutique I work at has made the baffling choice to consistently play what I like to call the “leave your fiance you’re gay” playlist featuring hits such as “good luck babe” “I kissed a girl” “pink pony club” and “I hope she cheats”
Making intricate 18th century stays at midnight on a whim: I’m an artist! A visionary!! No one is doing it like me!
Sewing a simple hem at my job where I am paid to sew professionally:
what is a seam? I’m a baby deer in the forest taking my first wobbly steps. Oops the thread is tangled again
Sewing a simple hem at my job where I am paid to sew professionally:
what is a seam? I’m a baby deer in the forest taking my first wobbly steps. Oops the thread is tangled again
July 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Making intricate 18th century stays at midnight on a whim: I’m an artist! A visionary!! No one is doing it like me!
Sewing a simple hem at my job where I am paid to sew professionally:
what is a seam? I’m a baby deer in the forest taking my first wobbly steps. Oops the thread is tangled again
Sewing a simple hem at my job where I am paid to sew professionally:
what is a seam? I’m a baby deer in the forest taking my first wobbly steps. Oops the thread is tangled again
Was for the first time not carded while buying cheap wine at the grocery store, I guess the black business casual blouse and the matching handbags under my eyes really screamed “this person is allowed”
July 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Was for the first time not carded while buying cheap wine at the grocery store, I guess the black business casual blouse and the matching handbags under my eyes really screamed “this person is allowed”
You may say the more expensive cat food is better, higher quality even, but I know the truth.
My cat can taste money. She can smell and taste money and she likes the flavor. Baby princess Figgy’s favorite flavor is money
My cat can taste money. She can smell and taste money and she likes the flavor. Baby princess Figgy’s favorite flavor is money
July 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You may say the more expensive cat food is better, higher quality even, but I know the truth.
My cat can taste money. She can smell and taste money and she likes the flavor. Baby princess Figgy’s favorite flavor is money
My cat can taste money. She can smell and taste money and she likes the flavor. Baby princess Figgy’s favorite flavor is money
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Gonna need you all to see the fantastic hairdo in this Manchester pigeon.
July 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Gonna need you all to see the fantastic hairdo in this Manchester pigeon.
People think learning languages is cool and sophisticated but the more I study, the more my grammatical structures have rocketed into absurdity.
I just described my sister as “having tallness”. I mutter to myself “do I the my keys have?”
I just described my sister as “having tallness”. I mutter to myself “do I the my keys have?”
June 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
People think learning languages is cool and sophisticated but the more I study, the more my grammatical structures have rocketed into absurdity.
I just described my sister as “having tallness”. I mutter to myself “do I the my keys have?”
I just described my sister as “having tallness”. I mutter to myself “do I the my keys have?”
She means business!!
(she’s gonna catch a fly and then let it go and then catch it again and rinse and repeat till she accidentally eats it)
(she’s gonna catch a fly and then let it go and then catch it again and rinse and repeat till she accidentally eats it)
June 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
She means business!!
(she’s gonna catch a fly and then let it go and then catch it again and rinse and repeat till she accidentally eats it)
(she’s gonna catch a fly and then let it go and then catch it again and rinse and repeat till she accidentally eats it)
Can’t any technology please just be dumb. I literally daydream about an old pair of earbuds I had that had physical buttons on them instead of this touch control nonsense. Stop adding touch sensors and ai to every damn thing I just want appliances with buttons that do what the buttons say they do
June 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can’t any technology please just be dumb. I literally daydream about an old pair of earbuds I had that had physical buttons on them instead of this touch control nonsense. Stop adding touch sensors and ai to every damn thing I just want appliances with buttons that do what the buttons say they do
Don’t wish on a star millions of miles away diva! Wish on a bat that lives in the abandoned barn right next door
June 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Don’t wish on a star millions of miles away diva! Wish on a bat that lives in the abandoned barn right next door
Proud new owner of a joann fabrics shopping cart about to be the saddest crafter and biggest menace this town has ever seen
May 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Proud new owner of a joann fabrics shopping cart about to be the saddest crafter and biggest menace this town has ever seen