Harley Danger Hearts♥️💋
@scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m Harley & I’m a fucking weirdo 🤷‍♀️
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majordom.bsky.social
😈🔥✯Embrace Your Sins✯🔥😈
#EmbraceYourSins

~MD
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scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
How I feel most days when I’m around “normal” people and I have to blend in 😂
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scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
I can only imagine how crazy those prices are gonna be at that fair. You better be prepared to take out a second mortgage just to be safe 😂😂😂
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
Yeah I remember those days 😭 sadly those prices & life are long gone. We live in a world of corporate greed & corruption so everything will skyrocket in price if someone has enough time to think about it & enough ignorance to implement it across the board so we all feel the hurt in various forms.
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scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
What in the actual fuck?! Just blatantly robbing people in broad daylight with smiles on their faces 🫣😭

Sad we can’t even have good times without being charged an arm and a leg for it these days 😑

The MN state fair isn’t much better. It’s all pricey dicey 😡
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
I’d definitely go for that pizza 👏 loaded with good toppings and probably great with a crisp drink too ❤️
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
Hahaha stick around long enough and you’ll find out 😂 the weird is in full force with me 👏
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
The frogs 🐸 👏👏👏👏
thetnholler.bsky.social
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
Oh I’ve had those popsicles before and they’re so good. They make one that’s Greek yogurt with honey and dipped in dark chocolate. They are delicious 🤤

I love food too so I’m sad I never got to try that pizza 🍕 I’ll have to make one at home myself to experience it
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
It’s not for the weak tummies 👏

Garbage style pizzas can be rough on sensitive stomaches
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
Now that sounds absolutely delicious 🤤

I would 100% devour that pizza and be sad there’s not more 👏👏👏
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xinicit.bsky.social
The moral of the story is to never use psychedelics in the mall unless you want to spend an hour cowering by the merry-go-round thinking you’re trapped in a Jumanji
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
What do I want for lunch you ask?

My pizza:

Pineapple
Canadian Bacon
Bacon
Black/Green Olives
Mushrooms
Extra cheese
Thick crust
Cook well

Slap a side of sweet n sour sauce in there and I’d cry from pure bliss & happiness 🫶

*Dont knock it til you try it folks* 🤷‍♀️
scorpioxoxo.bsky.social
Garbage Hawaiian is my fav pizza 🍕 of all time.

Pineapple
Canadian Bacon
Bacon
Black/Green Olives
Mushrooms
Extra cheese
Thick crust
Cook well

Fuck now I want my pizza 😭😭😭