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Engineer (Takeover)
@sciencenyeguy.bsky.social
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This is a parody, not associated with anyone. Run by @lim95.bsky.social // is out of context, writer is a minor, NSFW DNI, etc etc you know the deal
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my parents don't know what bluesky even is
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He worked for Saxton, but I don't really talk to him anymore...

I should call him up sometime, shouldn't I?
It's a very complicated device, and despite my 11 PHDs, I can't make heads or tails of it.
it's xkcd what did you expect
A dispenser, it's for helpin' the team. Gives 'em health and ammo.
My grandpa did. Got nothin to do with it but putting it here.
I very loudly announced, buildin' a dispenser. It dispenses health and ammo.
(He's erectin' a dispenser. Interact?)
...No more gosh darn spies. Or, at least remove their sappers.
Still got its!
Well, just beware, some of them use the Deadringer... make you think they're dead when they're landing a trickstab...
There better not be any of those darn Spies... always sappin' my sentries...
Same difference. Just sayin', don't approach the headquarters of Reliable Excavation and Demolition.

BLU's fine. Kill 'em all. Who gives a shit?
The difference between me and those civil "engineers" is that they can't fight back.

I can.
...Level 3 sentry with rockets. And a Rescue Ranger for that extra damage.
// update to this: also grabbed Spore and Deus Ex