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Terrarian
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terraguy. hero of the terraria. call me terry Parody!!! Always in character
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going back to ninja soon I HATE terraria now
boring ass takover ughhhDude
No I think. I think you’re tweaking, he was NOT friends with Sharkspeare.
Could’ve swore it was something more sophisticated and insightful than that.

Something like “I vehemently detest the beginning of the week for the obstacles it presents”.
that ORANGE CAT you're talking about (by the way his name is GARFIELD!!!) said he hates Mondays.
Ugh, Monday. Time to get back to school and work. The weekend truly is ever fleeting with hardly enough time to get anything done.

An orange cat once had a well said line about Monday’s, not that I can recall it.
so hypothetically if i pissed off a really hypothetically powerful witch and she wants me dead what should i hypothetically do
How the fuck do you get banned from hell
Nnnnow I give up
the magnesium isnt in the drapes the drapes are the magnesium
men whimpering isn’t music
Oh I thought you had raw magnesium as your drapes. At least the bloods gone now right
there's raw magnesium in my house now
ok my bad.

i Might have something that can “clean” it
hey its my house youre talking about dont be rude
dude your place is fucked up I do not know how to help you man
i tried replacing the curtains but the blood transferred to the new ones somehow. i don't even know how
lunatic tuah! cult on that thang!
Why are your drapes made of magnesium. How does that even wor Nevermind.

Just. Get new ones and. Put the stained one away somewhere.
theyre made of magnesium they'll go up in an explosion
Not gonna question further. Anyways, your best option is to just burn the drapes and get new ones.
yes

it was in my house
you get the freakyfollowback weird water animal thing
Reasonable craYou poked it and it died.
so yeah i kind of poked it really hard
I see.
it immediately decided to try to kill my daughter.
idk man i think you guys could’ve chatted it out you know
it just popped up in the void and started complaining about some guy with a sword killing it and then seemed confused as to why it was in a house
well that’s not nice..