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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 19h

YOUR WIFE, WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR: Jesus Christ, you smell like... Ben Gay and bad decisions! Where *were* you?!

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

Get Alfred Molina to record that line from "Spider-Man 2" for you. 'The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand!' and make it go off every time someone puts a quarter in one of the games.

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

"Men will participate in multiple entire fantasy roleplaying campaigns rather than go to therapy."

... just saying, if you ever run out of gift ideas for that person: that one feels like a gimme.

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 1d

They're gorgeous and you should be proud.

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 2d

"Just relax, and let the hooks do their work..."

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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 2d

VACCINES ROCK

www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...

Study finds mRNA coronavirus vaccines prolonged life of cancer patients

A study found that covid-19 vaccines appeared to awaken the immune system in lung and skin cancer patients, helping them live longer than those not vaccinated.

www.washingtonpost.com

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 2d

... would that be Rex the Wonder Dog?

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 2d

"Buy This Magazine Or The Dog Gets It."

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 2d

paypal.me/tophermschwa...

Pay Chris Schwab using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/tophermschwab and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

paypal.me

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 2d

With that haircut/soul-patch combo? Palmer Luckey couldn't get laid *today,* nevermind when he was 16-18...

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Potato Jolson @thejolson.bsky.social · 3d

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 3d

Terrifying. An Associated Press investigation found more than 420 bills attacking longstanding public health protections such as vaccines, milk safety and fluoride have been introduced in statehouses across the US so far this year. Around 30 bills in 12 states have already been enacted or adopted.

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 4d

RFK JR: It's true, I'm actually a golem created when there was a colloidal silver spill on the condemned Hoggle puppet from David Bowie's "Labyrinth." Leatherface and I share beauty routines. John Wayne Gacy and I paint pictures. Dahmer brings steaks.

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 4d

It turns out it might be more steps than it's worth to print rejections to make a collage, say, but I've always tried to wear rejections as ribbons or medals-- "PROOF I TRIED."

... most people don't even try.

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 5d

I'm given to understand that SNAP may not be paid out in November? I suppose I should be grateful money that *checks notes* 'keeps me alive' can instead go to ferrying our officials around in environment-ruining splendor.

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 5d

"Corgi! At The Bike Repair" is my new band-name.

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 5d

I saw "pet gun control law" and I thought: 'Sliwa wants pets to have fewer guns? I thought this was *America!*' but then I re-read it.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 5d

the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d

Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 5d

"Hailing from the boring and stupid planet known as 'Earth,' the baby was capable of crawling as fast as one (1) human infant, and lifting *checks notes* "fuck-all," although its fingernails are razor-sharp and it's self-lubricating, so..."

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 6d

Right, between "inject some kind of bleach solution..." and hydroxychloroquine as 'the cure for what ails ye,' sad to say some people were injured and more than zero died.

Sad, but... eesh.

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 6d

We're his bosses.

Not to drag out the: '0 days since an impeachable offense' sign, but.

Any other job on Earth: If I posted an AI video where I dumped diarrhea on my workplace, I'd *probably* be fired immediately!

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 9d

tbh I don't think this is that niche but man we gotta make LIVING accessible for people who don't have smart phones and/or data. I'm talking bus schedules, restaurant menus, doing your laundry, accessing social security and unemployment, all of it. we goddamn GOTTA dude

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 9d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 9d

BREATHING UNDERWATER, 0-9 mos: Piece of friggin' cake, obvs.

BREATHING UNDERWATER, 9 mos. - death: Significantly more complex, as it turns out?

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 10d

Things have gotten so bad, even "Bizarro butch Sarah Huckabee Sanders" is making disapproving faces!

Pokey Thee Stallion @schw4b.bsky.social · 11d

The Catholic Church could do much worse in the 21st century than to make the 11th commandment, "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

(I know, it's a bubble. It'll pop. The same way It should've Happened today, but there's always tomorrow. It will Happen. Someday.)

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