Pokey Thee Stallion
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Pokey Thee Stallion
@schw4b.bsky.social
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Disabled gay atheist-humanist. New Deal democratic socialist. Also still artist, writer, creator-of-nonsense; tabletop miniature enthusiast, comic book weirdo (he/him)
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YOUR WIFE, WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR: Jesus Christ, you smell like... Ben Gay and bad decisions! Where *were* you?!
Get Alfred Molina to record that line from "Spider-Man 2" for you. 'The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand!' and make it go off every time someone puts a quarter in one of the games.
"Men will participate in multiple entire fantasy roleplaying campaigns rather than go to therapy."

... just saying, if you ever run out of gift ideas for that person: that one feels like a gimme.
They're gorgeous and you should be proud.
"Just relax, and let the hooks do their work..."
... would that be Rex the Wonder Dog?
"Buy This Magazine Or The Dog Gets It."
With that haircut/soul-patch combo? Palmer Luckey couldn't get laid *today,* nevermind when he was 16-18...
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Terrifying. An Associated Press investigation found more than 420 bills attacking longstanding public health protections such as vaccines, milk safety and fluoride have been introduced in statehouses across the US so far this year. Around 30 bills in 12 states have already been enacted or adopted.
RFK JR: It's true, I'm actually a golem created when there was a colloidal silver spill on the condemned Hoggle puppet from David Bowie's "Labyrinth." Leatherface and I share beauty routines. John Wayne Gacy and I paint pictures. Dahmer brings steaks.
It turns out it might be more steps than it's worth to print rejections to make a collage, say, but I've always tried to wear rejections as ribbons or medals-- "PROOF I TRIED."

... most people don't even try.
I'm given to understand that SNAP may not be paid out in November? I suppose I should be grateful money that *checks notes* 'keeps me alive' can instead go to ferrying our officials around in environment-ruining splendor.
"Corgi! At The Bike Repair" is my new band-name.
I saw "pet gun control law" and I thought: 'Sliwa wants pets to have fewer guns? I thought this was *America!*' but then I re-read it.
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the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
"Hailing from the boring and stupid planet known as 'Earth,' the baby was capable of crawling as fast as one (1) human infant, and lifting *checks notes* "fuck-all," although its fingernails are razor-sharp and it's self-lubricating, so..."
Right, between "inject some kind of bleach solution..." and hydroxychloroquine as 'the cure for what ails ye,' sad to say some people were injured and more than zero died.

Sad, but... eesh.
We're his bosses.

Not to drag out the: '0 days since an impeachable offense' sign, but.

Any other job on Earth: If I posted an AI video where I dumped diarrhea on my workplace, I'd *probably* be fired immediately!
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tbh I don't think this is that niche but man we gotta make LIVING accessible for people who don't have smart phones and/or data. I'm talking bus schedules, restaurant menus, doing your laundry, accessing social security and unemployment, all of it. we goddamn GOTTA dude
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
BREATHING UNDERWATER, 0-9 mos: Piece of friggin' cake, obvs.

BREATHING UNDERWATER, 9 mos. - death: Significantly more complex, as it turns out?
Things have gotten so bad, even "Bizarro butch Sarah Huckabee Sanders" is making disapproving faces!
The Catholic Church could do much worse in the 21st century than to make the 11th commandment, "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."

(I know, it's a bubble. It'll pop. The same way It should've Happened today, but there's always tomorrow. It will Happen. Someday.)