Jess Schomberg
@schomj.bsky.social
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Librarian, disability, union member 🏳️‍🌈 (they/them) Contact info and various socials: https://linktr.ee/schomj
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schomj.bsky.social
I feel like I've been mostly grumpy-posting lately so here is the most joyful, playful introduction of the backing band I've ever seen in a performance
Céline Dion - Le ballet (Live à Paris 1995)
YouTube video by CelineDionVEVO
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schomj.bsky.social
I wonder if there was an aspirational or self-insert element to it that isn't working anymore with all the economic chaos?
schomj.bsky.social
O.o

No. No, I am not doing any of that.
schomj.bsky.social
Well I guess that's not entirely true. I do sometimes try to decode lyrics sung in languages I am learning, or like Lupe Fiasco songs which are very lyrically dense
schomj.bsky.social
Oh, fascinating. That is not how I engage with music at all!
schomj.bsky.social
I've never been a Taylor Swift fan, I don't generally find her songwriting/singing compelling. She's not for me, that's fine.

But all the criticism of her new album makes me wonder: why now? Has her audience just aged up enough to be ready to move on? Is it actually a decline in quality?
schomj.bsky.social
My other one would be that most bestsellers are truly, deeply boring. 🤷
schomj.bsky.social
(I mean slashy fanfic is fine, but I don't want that to be presented to me as a novel. Like why are you telling me cheetos are oranges? And trying to charge me money for it?) (And no I am not going to read the latest bestselling fanfic that should have stayed on the slush pile.)
schomj.bsky.social
novels where the fae, vampires, etc. are truly monstrous and adversarial to humans > novels in which they are defanged in service to human hero/ines
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
schomj.bsky.social
If it's any help to you (it's helping me), NMIXX are on Lee Mujin's show this week, part 1 today and part 2 tomorrow
schomj.bsky.social
Independent news anchored in specific communities, international news located outside the US, and occassionally scrolling on here or masto
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sambrambling.bsky.social
Disorganized violence against regimes has a low success rate, historically.

For me personally, anyone who tries to accelerate faster than the speed of community trust can chill.

Go meditate and train for it if you're about that life.
pecunium.bsky.social
I’ve been blocking folks saying, “they won’t care if protest is peaceful, they will invoke insurrection act, or just shoot you, so get violent” for weeks.

Had to do more today.

If violence is needed, it needs to be responsive, not initiative.
courtneymilan.com
I have blocked this person, but I keep seeing people say things like this, and I’m begging people to understand two things.

(1) Just because peaceful protest may not be sufficient to win this moment does not mean that it is not necessary.

It is.
schomj.bsky.social
Next up is the beef expanding because someone favorites a sub-skeet related to it without realizing that it's a sub-skeet because the text is vague enough to be read multiple ways
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ajijaakwe.bsky.social
I do not expect this fascist colonizer government to care, but it's pathetic that I had to find out about this via a skeet at 1 AM because no one ELSE is covering it, either.

If anyone has Indigenous GFMs & relief efforts to link, I'll promote them.
newseye.bsky.social
NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it.

The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait.

At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency.
schomj.bsky.social
It feels straight Malthusian eugenics to me, but of the rhetorical coercion sort rather than the physical force version
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jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
portland continues to serve up a protest that confuses the feds and totally disrupts the false narrative they're pushing via propaganda channels...
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ouij.bsky.social
The fact that protests now feature people who don’t normally have to worry about what might happen to them in an adverse encounter with security forces is a HUGE DEAL.

It means that the “real” victims don’t have to suffer alone. It means that some people care about something more than themselves
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Someone in my mentions is upset because these people haven’t suffered the worst at ICE’s hands and therefore they shouldn’t be praised for being out on the streets?

Yeah, no. To push back on these people we need everyone — especially those with relative privilege — to get up and get involved.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Portland, you magnificent weirdos
schomj.bsky.social
You can also reduce mental effort and increase engagement by having students color in worksheets with crayons
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
This is how a $45 shirt becomes $90 and then $180. This 2x multiplying through the chain is called keystone pricing.

So why can't the brand just sell it to a consumer for $90, cutting out the retail markup? Because if they become a retailer, they will need to raise prices to cover their new costs.
A clothing store with suits on the rack and bags on the shelf.
schomj.bsky.social
@sparklebeam.bsky.social I couldn't find many short quotes to post because she's more prone to 2-pagers than 1-liners, but here's one!
TRICKSTER DRIFT

Page 369

Just to hear something other than his own bones crunching, he sang "Someday," one of his favourite songs after he'`d broken up with Sarah.

*Stop it," the cannibalistic [redacted] said. "No Nickelback!"

"Or what?  You'll eat me?" Jared said.  Jared couldn't remember all the words, but he sang the bits that he could remember over and over, out of sequence, heartfelt, earnest. Cannibal [redacted] threw his foot at him. It sailed through his non-corporeal body. She furiously mojoed his body back together and shoved him back in it so she could strangle him.

"Stop singing!" she screamed, her hands wrapping around his throat, throttling him like the brainless chicken she thought he
was.

Jared sang louder.
schomj.bsky.social
I tried to get a Mandarin pronunciation of a fairly common (romanized) name and it was the most white midwestern wrongness

(My Chinese skills are almost nil but I know enough to know you don't pronounce C like /ka/)
schomj.bsky.social
Remember when you could go online and fairly easily find accurate pronunciations for so many words? Alas, those days are gone.

(AI slop ruining things once again.)