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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 8h

Yes. It also causes inefficiencies your boss screams about but you use that frustration to power your spells because its better than losing the super laser piss beam 5000

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 9h

Originally it was my hilarious stupid theory in WoD because theres so many mountains and the zone are all bordered by them. But it keeps getting evidence…

Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 9h

With the shit About Harandar or whatever and how we have so many massive random caverns it makes my crackpot theory that the Sundering wasn’t shit like. Exploding. But actually /sinking/.

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 9h

There probably is a jump going from arcane runography to fel. Arcane devolves into math and physics while fel devolves into xor/and statements and the memory of a time you kicked a puppy

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 10h

Going insane imagining fel as really weird coding. It Just Works. If you remove this random unrelated rune it will fail. Yes this specific soul needs to continue being tortured.

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 1d

While I'm on a roll (Sorry fruit for your notifs) I'm releasing how Malfurion could have prevented most of WoTA from happening

yes that's Illidan being dragged by a baby leash

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 1d

IT'S FUNNY. There's a very important leyline right under the bed. He has to commune with it. He'll take his pants off after. This is vitally important and not all because he has an oh-no-ner

And as a bonus: shitty TLDR of Az/Illidan

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry this has been stuck in my brain the past day thanks

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 1d

I think the wuxia genre is onto something by closing yourself in a room for 6 years. That would fix me. Undergoing closed door cultivation for my weird purple prose wankery

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 1d

On a leas depressing note ffxiv Janus is the most depressed man alive and Zenos jumpscare is the FUNNIEST thing I’ve done.

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 1d

Rereading my old (2019-2022) work and I have genuine, bone-wrenching despair at how good it is. That I’ve since horribly backslid and morphed into something soulless.

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 2d

Like noodling for a particularly large breasted, avian catfish

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 2d

In unsurprising news to get me out of my dank hole you just need to post about Elf Elon Musk

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 2d

He’s a car crash of a living being and it’s fun watching it behind 3 proxies and a blast shield.

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 2d

God bless I love Nightjar that sounds hilarious (but frustrating). I write Illidan with my warlock and Az is just so poorly socialized Illidan is driven up a wall over intent and convinces himself backing down is “losing”. There is a body count. And above all Illidan insists he’s not owned.

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 2d

Oh hiiii same! I want to say it was mostly built by the Blood Elves and everyone else using it saw the benefits.

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 2d

Adding on to it I wanna say he found out he’s quasi-immortal due to it. He died of dehydration and just stared at his dead body for a bit before realizing the Implications.

Also I’m like. nuts and have like 6 separate interpretations of my fav and this cunt is no exception. Have fun I love watchin

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 2d

lmao this one is funny because I 10000% think he is way too fixated on Tyrande and needs to convince himself, have a few mental breakdowns, and be stressed to hell to consider touching someone else. The “lucky” person needs to be “worthy” of him. He’d probably cry.

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 2d

I HC he lost the sense of hunger/thirst due to the torture! So when he remembers to do it he just goes ham. Dude is a party boy at heart… just makes it look like he’s above it all and very chadly about it (he will take that umbrella in his drink thank you)

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 3d

Put a camera in Az’s face and he’s both going to bite and play up to it. Lykaios immediately showing his fuck palace. Janus demonstrating his inventions and also how the word glaive means different things in human and kaldorei terms

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 3d

The group chat likening his house to Cribz/Real World/Desperate Houselves and I’m snorting laughing at work

Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 3d

His mate has a remote control homunculus Az works on. Lykaios is constantly skulking about (with his partners). Janus and his bird have a workshop. Raith lives there with Jocasta. The Shadowmoon love the massive library and Sheloska visits from time to time! Maekir has his office there!

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 3d

He can’t change what the place stood for him in the past but he sure as fuck can change it. He probably really had shit hit when he was alone but now its going to be soooo much more lively and it’d be hard to remember the past.

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 3d

His mate has a remote control homunculus Az works on. Lykaios is constantly skulking about (with his partners). Janus and his bird have a workshop. Raith lives there with Jocasta. The Shadowmoon love the massive library and Sheloska visits from time to time! Maekir has his office there!

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Helix's "Art Account" @schmelix.bsky.social · 3d

I’m kinda happy with how Az’s manor is developing. He completely remodeled it to divorce it as much as he could from his memories (it still grates sometimes). But he’s filling it full of people he actually cares about. There is the angle of horror, bearing his past… but

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