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NO MINORS, THIS IS A NSFW, KINK-CENTRIC, VORNY, 18+ ONLY ACCOUNT - ALL DEPICTED CHARACTERS ARE ADULTS 🏳️‍⚧️♥ ♥ Vanni and Cocoa ♥ Eoie Battenberg, Faefolk/Lalafell, She/They, Vorny, NB, 29 https://eoieoieoie.neocities.org/

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · Sep 14

Hi, in case you're not familiar, I'm Eoie! ❤️
I primarily repost and post SFW/NSFW lalafell content, with heavy (but not exclusive) interest in some pretty heavy kinks such as vore, hypno and more, but also on fluffier N/SFW content and in future, OC worldbuilding❤️

Used tags in the reply below c:

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Quiet After Dark @quiet-night.bsky.social · 12h

#NSFWLalafell #NSFWGpose #NSFWffxiv

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 13h

me(?)

Cherry @cherrypillowz.bsky.social · 14h

the sweet and joyous pervert

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brown noise sex playlist @estrogenburger.bsky.social · 18h

i love zooming out from perspective shots and peeping the horrors lmfao

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Vanni 🏳️‍⚧️ @vannibattenberg.bsky.social · 21h

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Quiet @quiet-time.bsky.social · 1d

#GPOSER #GPOSERS #Lalafell
It's Tummy Tuesday! Although Freya seems to have slept in 😴

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 1d

This is a useful tip for my account, as well, when it comes to content you don't want to see - Bluesky has a system set up entirely to allow tag muting and tag blacklisting, meaning tags also work as filters!

Vanni 🏳️‍⚧️ @vannibattenberg.bsky.social · 1d

Reminder for anyone who follows me but is not into vore:
Bluesky has this cool tag/word muting system that you can use to filter the content you see, even for the people you follow!

I also always make sure to tag my stuff and include "VORE" in my work including it

Give it a try! Instructions below

Head over to the settings tab on your home page, and select "Moderation"

In this tab, you can add any combination of words, individual words, or sentences to have bluesky mute automatically. This includes user-made tags as well.

In my case, if you're not into vore, you can mute "Vore", "#Vore" and "FFXIVVore". Alternatively you can even mute "CW:" and be rid of any potentially sensitive or niche content ♥

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Vanni 🏳️‍⚧️ @vannibattenberg.bsky.social · 1d

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 1d

I HAD THIS, IT WAS HELL

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Rookie Culinarian Totofu! @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 1d

(CW: Cooking)

In observance of the impending change in Bluesky's terms of service...

Totofu's legs sticking out of a stew pot. There is a speech bubble coming from the pot that says, "I consent!"

(Because she does!)

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 1d

😔❤️

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Winetta ⚰️🦇 (recovering from surgery) @voidkaas.bsky.social · 5d

CW: Vore, Burping, Bones!

Don't get too close to Bunetta while she's eating grapes; she gets a little.. silly when they make her drunk,,,

Featuring @mulchedfruit.bsky.social as rabbit stew~! 💜
#oc:bunetta #vore #nsfw #collabs

Bunetta holds up a bunch of grapes, opening her mouth to eat one, 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaa~' as her stomach growls... 'Grglm...' Eoie sits next to her, very visibly nervous & anticipating something, repeating in her head, 'Omg?! Omg! Omg...'

Bunetta sits with a full fishnetted belly in her lap, imprints of struggling hands & bones bulging out from within... 'Groann...' She says in a drunken haze, 'Hehehe—hic—hehe~ Shilly Lalaaa... Now your jusht—snrk—rabbit shtew~' An arrow points to her with the text, 'Had too many grapes...'

Sometime later, a deeply flustered Bunetta lets out powerful, guttural belch that sends Eoie's choker flying out of her mouth & her glasses crooked, 'BwwoourrLllp!'

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Vanni 🏳️‍⚧️ @vannibattenberg.bsky.social · 3d

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Vanni 🏳️‍⚧️ @vannibattenberg.bsky.social · 3d

youtu.be/YcO-MxPf_Vg?...

東京真中 - ドゥーマー feat. 重音テト

YouTube video by 東京真中

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Vanni 🏳️‍⚧️ @vannibattenberg.bsky.social · 1d

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 1d

aware tease at your response, but joking a little too hornily to not be feeling something myself

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 1d

foot fetish joke

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 2d

Gnaw gnaw gnaw...

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Rookie Culinarian Totofu! @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 2d

CW: Vore

Morning Routine

Luckily her pet goobue Guillaume is small enough that this isn't a problem!

Totofu lying on a patch of grass in Limsa Lominsa. She is blearily rubbing her eyes, unaware of the goobbue sproutling trying and failing to swallow her feet-first.

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 2d

🩷🩷🩷

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 2d

No fear regarding me Naya, you're a dear friend and that hasn't changed at all 🩷 I'll be here whenever the time comes that you want or need to talk

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · Jul 22

(CW: Vore)

After that first sampling, how could I not indulge in such a decadently divine dessert~? 🫧💕🤍💕🫧

*Grrgl~❤️*

Especially when she looks so good on my soft gut... 💕

(feat. @vannibattenberg.bsky.social )

| #ShortBattenberg | #EoieBattenbergNSFW | #VanniBattenbergNSFW | #EoieVore |

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · Jul 23

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 7d

*THWIP*

"wH-AH!"

| #ShortBattenberg | #EoieBattenberg | #EoieVore |

(2/3)

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Eoie 🩷 @mulchedfruit.bsky.social · 5d

(CW: Frog Vore, Implied Digestion)

"mmMFH-"
*GULP!*

...

*Grrrrrgl...*❤️

| #ShortBattenberg | #EoieBattenbergNSFW | #EoieVore |

(3/3 - Fin~)

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Rookie Culinarian Totofu! @grade5cookpot.bsky.social · 3d

Totofu is fitting right in at the Culinary Guild! Her new friends and fellow chefs have been showing her their favorite recipes and tricks of the trade. Today's lesson was how to prepare a dodo roast, with the guild's supplier Jossy!

#LalafellNSFW

Jossy, a female hyur and the supplier at the Bismarck, is running her hands down Totofu's sides. They're both in chef outfits, and Totofu is sitting on a counter.

Jossy: "Gods, you're perfect... I've never seen such an appetizing pear shape. I have half a mind to eat you up right now!"
Totofu: "Um, thank you... but aren't you supposed to be teaching me to cook a roast dodo right now?"
Jossy: "Right! Oh, I have an idea, if you're game! I've always been a hands-on teacher..."

Jossy eases Totofu back into a roasting pan, ties her feet behind her head, produces a jar of spices, and then begins to rub them over Totofu. Totofu is looking increasingly concerned.

Jossy: "Now first, we have to tie you up. I like to tie up live lalafells like this. It's important that it's tight!"
Totofu: "You tie up live lalafells...?"
Jossy: "Not too often. Next is seasoning! For a dodo roast I'd just use salt, pepper and garlic, but for lalafells...
Totofu: "You season lalafells?!"

Totofu spread out, tied, and seasoned. Cutaway in the corner of her mouth being stuffed with an apple.

Jossy: "Then we brush you with a nice slathering of herb butter. You're going to come out so well, I just know it!"
Totofu: "Jossy, wait-"

Jossy slowly slides Totofu's roasting pan into the oven, but Lyngsath catchs and stops her. Lyngsath whisks her out of the oven, much to Totofu's relief, but then starts describing a far more detailed way he would prepare her, which freaks her out again.

Jossy: "There we go! Now we just roast at temperature. A dodo we would cook longer, but for lalafells-"
Lyngsath: "JOSSY! What the 'ELLS are you doing, whole-roastin' the new chef?!"
Totofu: (Thank the Twelve!!)
Lyngsath: "Some of the greatest potential we've ever seen 'ere in all the time I've been a chef, wasted on a bleedin' whole roast...
Lyngsath: "Poor thing 'ardly weighs thirty ponze. If you want to make of 'er a meal to remember, you've got to treasure every bit.
Lyngsath: "Now, I'd start by-" and the rest of this exceedingly long text box is messily censored.

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