gordon
@schfart.bsky.social
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Evil ass man (he/him 🏳️‍⚧️) rentry.co/schfart
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Ok this the funniest tweet of 2025
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found

EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland

EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
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Mermão se tu ta dependendo do chat gpt pra escolher o que comer é corda, ventilador de teto e cadeira
when someone's telling a story and you can't relate because you're not stupid
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friendly reminder im still on twitter. i dont post here as much as i used to.
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"Deport ICE"
Garfield mural seen in Miami
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gente me desculpa mas assim n tem jeito
novamente
ALGUÉM precisa MORRER
o que foi amor você nem tocou na sua bebida sabor café
fascinated by this being
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Yeah, people actually sit down to google and google until they think they've come up with a breed that matches their cat's appearance and personality so they can claim it's "fancy". That's really not how it works and your cat is perfect the way it is.
oh god, this drives me nuts. had one of our work clients tell me yesterday that they've "figured out" that the kitten they adopted from us awhile back is an American Shorthair.

reader, she is a bog-standard DSH. (this is my favourite photo of her.)
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havent oosted in a whilr