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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 17h

sheepgoat house
but it scapetoast

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 2d

😏✨

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 2d

scapetoast liminal waterpark setting GONE SEXUAL 🌊😩🛟

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

💼🐐🏢 BIG BOSS KRON 🏢🐐💼
have you finished that report yet ??

251004: a big fat 🐐 kron, somehow stuffed into office attire. he's very tall AND wide, raising unanswerable questions about the tailoring of his shirt.

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 3d

don't let him get to you... 💢🐐
if you're stressed out, just imagine him naked! it's easy.
this will definitely help, somehow (?)

251004: big fat 🐐 kron, no longer confined by professional attire

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djbeta.bsky.social @djbeta.bsky.social · 4d

Mmmm okay.... boss man Kron wearing bright pink speedo, stretched across his ass barely covering anything....

Or on a lighter note I wanna touch fat neck and fat gut. 😌

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Chirp @chirpistaken.bsky.social · 3d

leaning over me while I'm at my computer while I get so hard I become nauseous

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Doctor Drox @doctordrox.bsky.social · 3d

I have often fantasized about seeing Mr. Kron in a state of undress. Resting his enormous rear upon my body as though I were his office chair...

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 3d

don't let him get to you... 💢🐐
if you're stressed out, just imagine him naked! it's easy.
this will definitely help, somehow (?)

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

in this case i think it's safe to say he's hogging the majority... but perhaps his greed causes a big enough uptick in the office snack stock for shon to sneak away with some extra too 🤔

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

hmm... i think we'll need to get over to the water park setting for that. but watch out!

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

private... protected... public... what's the difference anyway?

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

pls feel free to share your most secret thoughts about boss kron... they will remain confidential and definitely not end up on the office bulletin board

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

punishment...? hmm ok, no more squashing until ur productivity improves

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

at this point i think contact is unavoidable no matter what

(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

sounds like you're gonna have to go in there after it then............

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CITRIGOO 🔞 COMMS CLOSED! @citrigoo.bsky.social · 4d

Throwback to the "Dickter Scale" I made back in 2023 as a rough scale for hyper dick size in comparison to the body.
I haven't posted it here so here ya go~!

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

💼🐐🏢 BIG BOSS KRON 🏢🐐💼
have you finished that report yet ??

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

such a sharp recollection... however, you may have misremembered slightly, as they definitely said those things of their own volition (not under duress or supernatural influence)

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

if u guys knew the sheer number of silly scapetoast sheepgoat word substitution shitposts i self-censor on a daily basis it would make ur heads spin

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

and by "coloring" i mean "fill the specified areas with the correct flat shades of gray" lmao

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 4d

i HAVE a REAL drawing to post and i just need to FINISH COLORING IT but it has been an ENTIRE WEEK since i have been able to FOCUS on it 😩

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 7d

ohhhh i'm feeling some kind of way about how i may never get back into the same kind of art groove i had *checks calendar* a decade ago 💀

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Tuft 🧋💜🐻 wants to give you a BIG hug @tuft.bsky.social · 11d

mornin' wood

A digital illustration of my sona, Tuft, waking up with a boner, cumming with enough force to crater a wall. Text reads: YAAAAAWN

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(Uθ xθ) < # ANTON # @scapetoast.com · 11d

fun to imagine him squeezing into a shirt & tie with *handwave* all that, and making trouble around the office floor

bumping into stuff, blocking corridors, cornering subordinates in their cubicles, squeezing into the elevator... and watch out if you get called into his office 👀

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