more dudes should wear cute dresses

I owe an apology to all James Bond movies. I mocked them for having completely unrealistic, cartoonish villains that simply weren't believable.

2025 has made it impossible to levy that criticism anymore.

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

The person in the neighborhood that wakes up early after 5" of snowfall and snowblows the ENTIRE block's sidewalk does more for their community than any cop has ever done in their life.

Roses are red,
Elon's a knob,

Forgot this place existed and I’m glad there’s a space I can be on the internet where I’m free from the pain of oligarchs.

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