Savage Opress
@savageopress.bsky.social
Houston sports apologist | 🏳️🌈 Half-gay half-Texan | Furry twimbo
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Savage Opress
@savageopress.bsky.social
· Sep 15
If I see that dogshit AI slop "Come and ride the float" ad again when I try to watch a football game I'm going to firebomb a walmart
Certified lover boy, Certified puppy boy
Plap, plap, plap, plap, plap
Plap, plap, plap, plap, plap
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Certified lover boy, Certified puppy boy
Plap, plap, plap, plap, plap
Plap, plap, plap, plap, plap
www.deseret.com/the-west/202...
What a sad state of affairs it is to live in a time where the *US SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR* does not understand the difference between conservation and preservation.
What a sad state of affairs it is to live in a time where the *US SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR* does not understand the difference between conservation and preservation.
Trump administration plan to rescind conservation rule draws backlash
The Interior Department's proposal to nix the controversial land-use rule has overwhelming opposition from the public.
www.deseret.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
www.deseret.com/the-west/202...
What a sad state of affairs it is to live in a time where the *US SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR* does not understand the difference between conservation and preservation.
What a sad state of affairs it is to live in a time where the *US SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR* does not understand the difference between conservation and preservation.
18 innings... 18 INNINGS. At this point the Dodgers might just pluck 90-year old Sandy Koufax out of the crowd and let him get a few outs.
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
18 innings... 18 INNINGS. At this point the Dodgers might just pluck 90-year old Sandy Koufax out of the crowd and let him get a few outs.
Not a Giants fan but I had to
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Not a Giants fan but I had to
Luckily this app is still small/chill enough to where it's almost exclusively either furries or liberal wine aunts, and while the latter can be painfully cringe I will still take it over whatever the hell is going on over in Threads any day.
October 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Luckily this app is still small/chill enough to where it's almost exclusively either furries or liberal wine aunts, and while the latter can be painfully cringe I will still take it over whatever the hell is going on over in Threads any day.
The more time progresses, the more I realize how one-of-a-kind I am in terms of being the least uptight sports fan in all of Houston
September 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The more time progresses, the more I realize how one-of-a-kind I am in terms of being the least uptight sports fan in all of Houston
If I see that dogshit AI slop "Come and ride the float" ad again when I try to watch a football game I'm going to firebomb a walmart
September 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If I see that dogshit AI slop "Come and ride the float" ad again when I try to watch a football game I'm going to firebomb a walmart
Crazy how Charlie Kirk got murdered in an act of gun violence when he was the one who said in 2023 that A few gun deaths per year were worth it to keep the 2nd Amendment.
Oh how the turntables
Oh how the turntables
September 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Crazy how Charlie Kirk got murdered in an act of gun violence when he was the one who said in 2023 that A few gun deaths per year were worth it to keep the 2nd Amendment.
Oh how the turntables
Oh how the turntables
Tron Ares has such a funny concept to me, "We Created the most advanced AI Humanoid robot ever" and it's just fucking Jared Leto
September 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tron Ares has such a funny concept to me, "We Created the most advanced AI Humanoid robot ever" and it's just fucking Jared Leto
For what its worth, this is how I would realign the league:
Astros still dominate their division, but I try to prioritize fostering regional rivalries
Astros still dominate their division, but I try to prioritize fostering regional rivalries
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
For what its worth, this is how I would realign the league:
Astros still dominate their division, but I try to prioritize fostering regional rivalries
Astros still dominate their division, but I try to prioritize fostering regional rivalries
The Astros are about to dominate their division the next 20 years if this happens
August 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Astros are about to dominate their division the next 20 years if this happens
Unc still got it
August 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Unc still got it
Imagine the Brewers tank and end up missing the playoffs after this crazy surge
August 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Imagine the Brewers tank and end up missing the playoffs after this crazy surge
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
July 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
I have unfortunately just been made aware of this horrendous scorebug by the Texas Rangers' broadcast. Oh my fucking God this is bad. Like REALLY bad. It's even worse than FOX's new Super Bowl scorebug.
July 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I have unfortunately just been made aware of this horrendous scorebug by the Texas Rangers' broadcast. Oh my fucking God this is bad. Like REALLY bad. It's even worse than FOX's new Super Bowl scorebug.
My Minecraft hot take is that there are no bad or "unusable" blocks, you just don't know how to use them well.
July 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
My Minecraft hot take is that there are no bad or "unusable" blocks, you just don't know how to use them well.
Just putting this out there, because I *already* see redditors spewing shit about the floods...
If you call yourself a "leftist" and yet have the balls to laugh or even pull the same tired "Leopards ate my face" card in response to people dying, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you. (1/?)
If you call yourself a "leftist" and yet have the balls to laugh or even pull the same tired "Leopards ate my face" card in response to people dying, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you. (1/?)
July 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Just putting this out there, because I *already* see redditors spewing shit about the floods...
If you call yourself a "leftist" and yet have the balls to laugh or even pull the same tired "Leopards ate my face" card in response to people dying, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you. (1/?)
If you call yourself a "leftist" and yet have the balls to laugh or even pull the same tired "Leopards ate my face" card in response to people dying, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you. (1/?)
Texas Republicans voted to gut severe weather warning systems to fund a tax cut for Trump, and only days later 70+ of the very constituents that voted for them are killed in flooding.
Those Republicans are now blaming the same programs they gutted for its failure to provide adequate warning.
Those Republicans are now blaming the same programs they gutted for its failure to provide adequate warning.
July 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Texas Republicans voted to gut severe weather warning systems to fund a tax cut for Trump, and only days later 70+ of the very constituents that voted for them are killed in flooding.
Those Republicans are now blaming the same programs they gutted for its failure to provide adequate warning.
Those Republicans are now blaming the same programs they gutted for its failure to provide adequate warning.
Are we cheating again or something? There's a murder happening in Los Angeles. WHAT HAPPENED?
July 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Are we cheating again or something? There's a murder happening in Los Angeles. WHAT HAPPENED?
As a Milwaukee Bucks fan myself, I feel like I have the right context to say that other Bucks fans are some of the most insufferable people on the planet
July 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
As a Milwaukee Bucks fan myself, I feel like I have the right context to say that other Bucks fans are some of the most insufferable people on the planet
Love seeing the "Astros aggresively pursuing Cedric Mullins" articles start back up again as if we haven't been "aggressively pursuing" the man for like 3 seasons now
June 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Love seeing the "Astros aggresively pursuing Cedric Mullins" articles start back up again as if we haven't been "aggressively pursuing" the man for like 3 seasons now
I was thinking you couldn't possibly get worse than the Luka trade but here we are, I guess. Suns traded Kevin fucking Durant to the Rockets for Dillon Brooks, Jalen Green and a few draft picks LMAO
June 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I was thinking you couldn't possibly get worse than the Luka trade but here we are, I guess. Suns traded Kevin fucking Durant to the Rockets for Dillon Brooks, Jalen Green and a few draft picks LMAO
I will preface this by saying I have the utmost respect for what filmmakers and artists do. I CAN'T DRAW FOR SHIT. I will probably still struggle coloring in the lines in a coloring book. My opinion does not matter.
That being said, what the fuck is this character design. Why is his neck SO THICK??
That being said, what the fuck is this character design. Why is his neck SO THICK??
June 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I will preface this by saying I have the utmost respect for what filmmakers and artists do. I CAN'T DRAW FOR SHIT. I will probably still struggle coloring in the lines in a coloring book. My opinion does not matter.
That being said, what the fuck is this character design. Why is his neck SO THICK??
That being said, what the fuck is this character design. Why is his neck SO THICK??
At least they're self aware
June 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
At least they're self aware