Savage Opress
@savageopress.bsky.social
Houston sports apologist | 🏳️🌈 Half-gay half-Texan | Furry twimbo
Not a Giants fan but I had to
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Not a Giants fan but I had to
I know, I should know better than to expect a sane take on fucking Reddit, but good GOD this is painful to see. This is a child's perspective on sports. Kindly shut the fuck up and stop policing what gear CJ Stroud can/can't wear.
September 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I know, I should know better than to expect a sane take on fucking Reddit, but good GOD this is painful to see. This is a child's perspective on sports. Kindly shut the fuck up and stop policing what gear CJ Stroud can/can't wear.
For what its worth, this is how I would realign the league:
Astros still dominate their division, but I try to prioritize fostering regional rivalries
Astros still dominate their division, but I try to prioritize fostering regional rivalries
August 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
For what its worth, this is how I would realign the league:
Astros still dominate their division, but I try to prioritize fostering regional rivalries
Astros still dominate their division, but I try to prioritize fostering regional rivalries
The Astros are about to dominate their division the next 20 years if this happens
August 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Astros are about to dominate their division the next 20 years if this happens
Unc still got it
August 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Unc still got it
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
July 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
I have unfortunately just been made aware of this horrendous scorebug by the Texas Rangers' broadcast. Oh my fucking God this is bad. Like REALLY bad. It's even worse than FOX's new Super Bowl scorebug.
July 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I have unfortunately just been made aware of this horrendous scorebug by the Texas Rangers' broadcast. Oh my fucking God this is bad. Like REALLY bad. It's even worse than FOX's new Super Bowl scorebug.
Redditors after commenting "r/leopardsatemyface" below a video of a Texan family being swept away by floodwaters:
July 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Redditors after commenting "r/leopardsatemyface" below a video of a Texan family being swept away by floodwaters:
Are we cheating again or something? There's a murder happening in Los Angeles. WHAT HAPPENED?
July 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Are we cheating again or something? There's a murder happening in Los Angeles. WHAT HAPPENED?
I will preface this by saying I have the utmost respect for what filmmakers and artists do. I CAN'T DRAW FOR SHIT. I will probably still struggle coloring in the lines in a coloring book. My opinion does not matter.
That being said, what the fuck is this character design. Why is his neck SO THICK??
That being said, what the fuck is this character design. Why is his neck SO THICK??
June 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I will preface this by saying I have the utmost respect for what filmmakers and artists do. I CAN'T DRAW FOR SHIT. I will probably still struggle coloring in the lines in a coloring book. My opinion does not matter.
That being said, what the fuck is this character design. Why is his neck SO THICK??
That being said, what the fuck is this character design. Why is his neck SO THICK??
At least they're self aware
June 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
At least they're self aware
The only correct ballot
(Shush about Jake Meyers, I'm right)
(Shush about Jake Meyers, I'm right)
June 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The only correct ballot
(Shush about Jake Meyers, I'm right)
(Shush about Jake Meyers, I'm right)
BASED AS HELL
SIMONE BILES THE GOAT
SIMONE BILES THE GOAT
June 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
BASED AS HELL
SIMONE BILES THE GOAT
SIMONE BILES THE GOAT
I cannot stress this enough: arm yourselves ASAP.
June 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I cannot stress this enough: arm yourselves ASAP.
Yeah Tarik Skubal is winning the Cy Young again. Idk what I was thinking 😭
May 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yeah Tarik Skubal is winning the Cy Young again. Idk what I was thinking 😭
Scored this for only $3 at IKEA (girl scout cookies not included)
I could not be more happy
I could not be more happy
May 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Scored this for only $3 at IKEA (girl scout cookies not included)
I could not be more happy
I could not be more happy
This photo has insane meme potential it's unreal
April 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This photo has insane meme potential it's unreal
I don't know how else to phrase this, but this lineup FUCKS
March 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don't know how else to phrase this, but this lineup FUCKS
A self-described Zionist, Trumper, AND Giants fan? Dear God pick a struggle
February 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A self-described Zionist, Trumper, AND Giants fan? Dear God pick a struggle
Legitimately terrifying that I can't tell whether "Unnamed" is signifying that the child's name is unknown or if he actually named his kid that
February 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Legitimately terrifying that I can't tell whether "Unnamed" is signifying that the child's name is unknown or if he actually named his kid that
It's only been a few months without Mayor Pete at the helm and planes are already doing shit I didn't know planes could do
February 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It's only been a few months without Mayor Pete at the helm and planes are already doing shit I didn't know planes could do