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Sausage Patty
@sausagepatty.bsky.social
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Gay porn and himbos mainly but also dumb thoughts running in my head, some global situations, baking, cats, plants etceterah, etceterah, erceteraaah
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · Apr 20
If I follow you for plants, gardening, baking, current state of US politics, etc, etc…

DO NOT FOLLOW BACK! The rest is gay porn. Unless that’s what you’re into
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 8m
It’s rough all around lately
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 20m
They really have no idea what they’re doing. A year ago they changed one location near me to a mobile/drive-thru location. Another location they remodeled to have much less seating and removed anything decor that would make you want to stay.
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 34m
Spread em
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 21h
Must. Eat. It. Sloppy
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d
Love to eat loads from an ass like yours
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d
🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d
Just swallowed some dude’s piss and jizz. It’s a good day
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 1d
Nigel Farage has finally admitted to it.

But now there's lots more questions especially considering Rupert Lowes intervention....

leftfootforward.org/2025/10/nige...
Nigel Farage finally admits to knowing Nathan Gill after senior Reform figure repeatedly claimed he didn’t
Farage has admitted he knew Gill for 'a very long time' but claims he didn't know anything about his pro-Russia activities...
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 1d
Just wanna eat that sweaty ass
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Mr. Daddeo @domdaddeo.bsky.social · 1d
Well? It’s not going to sniff itself bro 🐽
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Pitsimusprime @pitsimusprime.bsky.social · 2d
#mcm
Monday Monday…
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 2d
Here’s my tuppence on Thatcher, written when she died. A few words from one of Thatcher’s children. paulbernal.wordpress.com/2013/04/08/a...
A few words from one of Thatcher’s children….
I was 14 when Margaret Thatcher came to power in 1979: to say that she cast a shadow over my youth is to vastly underestimate her impact on my life then, and my life now. When I heard about her dea…
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 2d
Fuck. That’s a lot of ts
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 2d
Your chest looks so comfy
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Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 3d
Articles about people who have been ‘cancelled’ rarely ever mention what they say on social media. Here’s a terrible example of such a case. When zealotry is this extreme, it’s time his Irish relatives stage an intervention. Mocking a minor’s suicide is despicable. Starmer defends him!
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IndiaWilloughby @indiawilloughby.bsky.social · 3d
This is Graham Linehan, who UKLabour, WesStreeting and every columnist in the country rushed to defend when he was arrested by police, after inciting online violence and smashed a trans girl’s phone. They are even changing the law specifically to protect him. “Just a joke” @mrjamesob.bsky.social
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 2d
Great ass
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 3d
“I’m not gay, but I’m definitely something”
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 3d
So Dolly Parton is ok? She’s good?
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 3d
Need this kinda treatment
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🇨🇦The Orgasmus Academy ™️🇨🇦 @daddyga69.bsky.social · 6d
Since John wondered aloud what tea bagging is, we thought we'd show him.
#theorgasmusacademy
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 3d
Locked tiddies
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 3d
All good. Was making fun of myself. What you guys do is amazing and I know there is a lot that goes into the process that I don’t understand. Also, I left out the part about eating Halloween candy nightly. Oops
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Tyler Logan 🇺🇸 | 👣🧦🍆💦🍑👊🏼 @tylerlogan813.bsky.social · 7d
Troy Lee swallowing Boy Pee 🍆💦👅
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 4d
How is it I can eat a dry ass fortune cookie and gain 5lbs but bulking for two weeks and body builders see no gain?
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Kyle - Confirmed Moogle @drantis82.bsky.social · 4d
First check-in in quite a while where my weight hasn’t changed. Not the result I was hoping for since the bulk started 2 weeks ago, but between that and my increased appetite, it might mean it’s time to adjust my food.
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TresTiffany 🎃 @trestiffany.bsky.social · 4d
This is how I want my politicians to respond to bullshit 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Sausage Patty @sausagepatty.bsky.social · 4d
You’re about to get groped, fondled, and manhandled. Enjoy!
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