Boats & Garden Hoes
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We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. Being a black woman is my super power. #80sbaby #foodie #booknerd #houseplantenthusiast #tattoos #Navyvet
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How are people still over there on tw*tter. Fuck a follower count.
That man had his son on his neck in the Oval Office like he was a spider monkey, telling the press to their face that “sometimes I’ll say things that aren’t accurate” and people still use his platform?
Nah.
That man had his son on his neck in the Oval Office like he was a spider monkey, telling the press to their face that “sometimes I’ll say things that aren’t accurate” and people still use his platform?
Nah.
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This photo is the new "we did it, Joe".
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This photo is the new "we did it, Joe".
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Waist beads with a thigh tattoo and gauge piercings
Fellas… If they got waist beads , they’re more dangerous than the ones with the double nose piercings . stay woke !
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Waist beads with a thigh tattoo and gauge piercings
I skeet for Black girls that loved Save the Last Dance & 10 Things I Hate About You.
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I skeet for Black girls that loved Save the Last Dance & 10 Things I Hate About You.
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stop at my friend's place while you're there!!
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
stop at my friend's place while you're there!!
A trade summoning chant from the ancestors.
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
A trade summoning chant from the ancestors.
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#825
The music business does not breed good people. It is an industry full of narcissistic traits, addictions, and high stress.
I don’t look to my musicians for moral clarity, I look to them to be entertained.
As long as their identity isn’t centered around abuse against (esp children), imma listen
I don’t look to my musicians for moral clarity, I look to them to be entertained.
As long as their identity isn’t centered around abuse against (esp children), imma listen
6. What opinion about music will have you like this?
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
#825
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#724
Downloading a music file hoping to hear “Crank Dat” by Soulja Boy and instead hearing Bill Clinton’s shaky ass voice and knowing that you just fucked up and likely downloaded a virus to your mama’s computer.
6. What is something kids today will never understand?
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#724
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Ashley is a straight up follower and mean girl, as well as Nany. Nany also needs to actually win a damn season before she dares say anything like "This aint Big Brother, this aint Survivor, this is The Challenge" as if she is a part of the winner's circle. I wonder what happened to her partner
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ashley is a straight up follower and mean girl, as well as Nany. Nany also needs to actually win a damn season before she dares say anything like "This aint Big Brother, this aint Survivor, this is The Challenge" as if she is a part of the winner's circle. I wonder what happened to her partner
Somebody put this in a NCAA bracket.
I’m saying OJ wins from the pits of hell.
I’m saying OJ wins from the pits of hell.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Somebody put this in a NCAA bracket.
I’m saying OJ wins from the pits of hell.
I’m saying OJ wins from the pits of hell.
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Yes. Let it all out
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November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Yes. Let it all out
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
Screenshots of my favorite scriptures
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Screenshots of my favorite scriptures
I’ve found my tribe. I plan to watch the latest episode when I’m fully awake. Are you caught up? I’ll circle back to discuss!
I'm watching The Challenge. I swear every year the Vets play this game the same way every year, and those on here that have no wins be talkin the wildest shit
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I’ve found my tribe. I plan to watch the latest episode when I’m fully awake. Are you caught up? I’ll circle back to discuss!
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No contract, no coffee.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
No contract, no coffee.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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Omg. I'm at the skating rink and I asked the DJ to play 'crank that'. He looked me right in the eye and said who makes that song?😟🫨
wth you mean?? Soulja boy 👵🏾 I'm officially an old lady. 🤣 Put me in a millennial nursing home
wth you mean?? Soulja boy 👵🏾 I'm officially an old lady. 🤣 Put me in a millennial nursing home
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November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Omg. I'm at the skating rink and I asked the DJ to play 'crank that'. He looked me right in the eye and said who makes that song?😟🫨
wth you mean?? Soulja boy 👵🏾 I'm officially an old lady. 🤣 Put me in a millennial nursing home
wth you mean?? Soulja boy 👵🏾 I'm officially an old lady. 🤣 Put me in a millennial nursing home
This was the most beautiful thing I’ve seen all week.
This really made my heart smile. 🥺🥺
This really made my heart smile. 🥺🥺
Keeping doing your thing young man. From the streets of Bmore to a photographer
I’m glad somebody helped him. Got a grown man shedding some tears
I’m glad somebody helped him. Got a grown man shedding some tears
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This was the most beautiful thing I’ve seen all week.
This really made my heart smile. 🥺🥺
This really made my heart smile. 🥺🥺
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Onions in the macaroni?? EEEEYUCKKKK
There are two species of mac & cheese -- stove top, and a baked casserole.
The baked casserole kind is supposed to have real pieces of onion.
The stovetop should be creamy smooth.
The baked casserole kind is supposed to have real pieces of onion.
The stovetop should be creamy smooth.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Onions in the macaroni?? EEEEYUCKKKK
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Boomerang
Also…this is my PSA that Love and Basketball is a god awful fucking movie and if you like it..you like toxicity. Lol
Also…this is my PSA that Love and Basketball is a god awful fucking movie and if you like it..you like toxicity. Lol
Speaking of Black movies.
What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?
(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?
(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Boomerang
Also…this is my PSA that Love and Basketball is a god awful fucking movie and if you like it..you like toxicity. Lol
Also…this is my PSA that Love and Basketball is a god awful fucking movie and if you like it..you like toxicity. Lol
Love and Basketball is a horror film.
I’d say “Just Wright” or The Wood
I’d say “Just Wright” or The Wood
Speaking of Black movies.
What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?
(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
What is your favorite Black rom-com / Romance movie?
(ALL THE LOVE & BASKETBALL FOLKS SIT THIS ONE OUT ❤️)
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Love and Basketball is a horror film.
I’d say “Just Wright” or The Wood
I’d say “Just Wright” or The Wood
Damn. What black rom-coms do we have?
Boomerang?
The Wood
Brown Sugar????
- Does Just Wright count?
Boomerang?
The Wood
Brown Sugar????
- Does Just Wright count?
And Why Did I Get Married and Best Man are not rom-coms!
Argue with your mother.
Argue with your mother.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Damn. What black rom-coms do we have?
Boomerang?
The Wood
Brown Sugar????
- Does Just Wright count?
Boomerang?
The Wood
Brown Sugar????
- Does Just Wright count?
I really liked Queen and Slim.
I’ve never seen Love Jones, nor do I have a desire to.
I’d also like to add “The Photograph” into consideration for a bottom tiered movie that was poorly cast.
I’ve never seen Love Jones, nor do I have a desire to.
I’d also like to add “The Photograph” into consideration for a bottom tiered movie that was poorly cast.
Queen and Slim should’ve never left the writers room. I don’t know anyone that likes it. A lot of niggas love Love Jones tho 😂
They both terrible movies?
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I really liked Queen and Slim.
I’ve never seen Love Jones, nor do I have a desire to.
I’d also like to add “The Photograph” into consideration for a bottom tiered movie that was poorly cast.
I’ve never seen Love Jones, nor do I have a desire to.
I’d also like to add “The Photograph” into consideration for a bottom tiered movie that was poorly cast.
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Friday After Next
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Friday After Next