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@sassydannyva.bsky.social

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We are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. Being a black woman is my super power. #80sbaby #foodie #booknerd #houseplantenthusiast #tattoos #Navyvet

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · Feb 12

How are people still over there on tw*tter. Fuck a follower count.

That man had his son on his neck in the Oval Office like he was a spider monkey, telling the press to their face that “sometimes I’ll say things that aren’t accurate” and people still use his platform?

Nah.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 4h

We just found out sis. You ain’t too far behind. 🥺🥺🥺

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 4h

First plant con and now vinyl con.

I need to find my hobby tribe QUICK so I can stop missing out.

[road to 5K] @momentoftru.posts.fyi · 4h

I’m glad I was able to find this at VinylCon last year

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Nazobia @nazobia.bsky.social · 4h

🥹🕊️

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 5h

Every cancer is terrible.

But pancreatic cancer is a baldheaded hoe whose mama is a b*tch.

Fuck cancer

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 5h

They are saying he went to glory after a private battle with pancreatic cancer.

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 7h

Damn sis. I know you hated to make that follow-up call. 😩😩

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 9h

Now THIS is heartbreak!

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 9h

I can spot a Dungeons & Dragon player from a mile away.

Buddy in pink came to get some Mountain Dew so he could lock in and got involved in some foolishness on the way

MR. BIG GULP 🙂‍↔️🥤🎃 @solodagawd.outside.baby · 20h

AND THEY BE CALLING US GHETTO!? LOK AT THIS SHIT SHOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Raphael Deleghetto ✨🤴🏾✨ @blaqabstract.blacksky.app · 19h

the melody the melody the melody, the multi layered vocals and her calming voice /instrumentation of the music is insane

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Ima Being @handle.invalid · 12h

Do you know how awful you have to be for the inventors of the Spanish Inquisition to like, "Sir! YOU ARE DOING TOO MUCH!"

Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 1d

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

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Tifa | Sacred Ho🧘🏾‍♀️ @chicmojo.blacksky.app · 13h

I want women to stop buying ebooks and subscribing to bullshit from these divine femininity coaches and soft life coaches. They’re not teaching you shit worthwhile. Go to therapy.

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orynthia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 17h

“I say regular words that’s tricky to you” is just so *chef’s kiss*

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 20h

Virgo men = hell nawl

Signed,

A Scorpio sun, Libra Moon, & Libra Rising

DaJuan and Only♒️ @wonniejuan.bsky.social · 1d

Question: Is someone’s zodiac sign a deal breaker for you ? ( friendship/ relationship wise )

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Mr Wizard @angrymann.bsky.social · 20h

The hands that stuffed that extra neck into that collar stuffed these too

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 20h

Mariah Carey “I’ll Be There”
Alicia Keys “Wild Horses”
Usher “You’ll Be in My Heart”
Peter Collin’s “Fix You”

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 1d

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 20h

I wish I could go back in time and hear those songs for the first time!

Tell me your thoughts!

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 21h

I’d be cooking Stephen A. on hairline alone.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 22h

I hope she gets “do something bitch” tatted on her after the lawsuit check clears.

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 7d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 23h

Top democrat

Bottom democrat

Middle democrat

If y’all don’t stop playing in our faces and DO something!

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Do you praise that clock for those two times, or do you replace it the first chance you get?

FOH

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 23h

I memorize phone numbers to this day.

You never know when you’ll need to use a stranger’s phone to call one of your people.

I know all of my immediate family’s number by heart.

And Navy Federal too.

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

Who is raising these Johnny Bravo ass men?

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 2d

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

This is a Lloyd Stan account.

JazzReads📚 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 1d

They know the words..proud auntie!!!

Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

I love it.

And it’s thique. Like horchata and eg go yolk had a baby that was a Rhodes Scholar.

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

Hey y’all. As we move closer to economic collapse remember:

- When making major purchases try & get it delivered when you’ll be home.

- Don’t leave anything of value in your vehicle

- Be careful sending kids to school with expensive items

- Be kind. Things may get worse before they get better

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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 1d

People are miserable.

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