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Game of Wool episode 2. Tom Daley is wearing the Hope Macauley cardigan that had everyone in a chokehold in 2020
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Game of Wool episode 2. Tom Daley is wearing the Hope Macauley cardigan that had everyone in a chokehold in 2020
Fuck it, live-skeeting Game of Wool episode 1. First post transcribed from texts with a friend
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Fuck it, live-skeeting Game of Wool episode 1. First post transcribed from texts with a friend
True junk journaler moment as I fished the flowers out of my mocktail and dried them off on a napkin to keep for later 😂
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
True junk journaler moment as I fished the flowers out of my mocktail and dried them off on a napkin to keep for later 😂
I truly hate that people have decided it’s acceptable to vape in the crowd at music festivals
October 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I truly hate that people have decided it’s acceptable to vape in the crowd at music festivals
Just found Thor’s hammer on the floor of the train
October 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just found Thor’s hammer on the floor of the train
Whoever did the preshow playlist for Here You Come Again at the Theatre Royal did a brilliant job. The Giver into Son of a Preacher Man was particularly inspired/unhinged
October 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Whoever did the preshow playlist for Here You Come Again at the Theatre Royal did a brilliant job. The Giver into Son of a Preacher Man was particularly inspired/unhinged
Overheard walking past a cafe: “Don’t walk away while I’m talking to you. It affects people when you do that. It affects Mummy.”
Ma’am that child is maybe 8 at a stretch. I believe in talking to kids as people, but your vague explanation isn’t going to work on someone who is just learning to people
Ma’am that child is maybe 8 at a stretch. I believe in talking to kids as people, but your vague explanation isn’t going to work on someone who is just learning to people
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Overheard walking past a cafe: “Don’t walk away while I’m talking to you. It affects people when you do that. It affects Mummy.”
Ma’am that child is maybe 8 at a stretch. I believe in talking to kids as people, but your vague explanation isn’t going to work on someone who is just learning to people
Ma’am that child is maybe 8 at a stretch. I believe in talking to kids as people, but your vague explanation isn’t going to work on someone who is just learning to people
General PSA: the Nice & Natural salted caramel, cashew and choc deluxe protein bars are like a slightly healthier Snickers.
September 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
General PSA: the Nice & Natural salted caramel, cashew and choc deluxe protein bars are like a slightly healthier Snickers.
Ugh, just noticed that the crispy broccoli snacks I’ve been enjoying have religious messaging printed on the packet, so I guess I’ll have to find a new snack
August 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Ugh, just noticed that the crispy broccoli snacks I’ve been enjoying have religious messaging printed on the packet, so I guess I’ll have to find a new snack
Once again BEGGING American drama YouTubers to look up how Australians pronounce ACCC. A-triple-C, not A-C-C-*long pause*-C
(Scam book box this time, not Nerida Hansen)
(Scam book box this time, not Nerida Hansen)
August 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Once again BEGGING American drama YouTubers to look up how Australians pronounce ACCC. A-triple-C, not A-C-C-*long pause*-C
(Scam book box this time, not Nerida Hansen)
(Scam book box this time, not Nerida Hansen)
I’ve been trying to get back into real jeans after years in terrible-but-comfortable skinny denim jeggings, and ugh I forgot how stiff proper jeans are
August 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’ve been trying to get back into real jeans after years in terrible-but-comfortable skinny denim jeggings, and ugh I forgot how stiff proper jeans are
Going to need everyone to agree that if you’re getting on the train with luggage, you get on after people without.
I see the logic of getting situated before the train moves, but when you stop just inside the door to put your luggage on the rack, you trap everyone else trying to get on behind you
I see the logic of getting situated before the train moves, but when you stop just inside the door to put your luggage on the rack, you trap everyone else trying to get on behind you
August 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Going to need everyone to agree that if you’re getting on the train with luggage, you get on after people without.
I see the logic of getting situated before the train moves, but when you stop just inside the door to put your luggage on the rack, you trap everyone else trying to get on behind you
I see the logic of getting situated before the train moves, but when you stop just inside the door to put your luggage on the rack, you trap everyone else trying to get on behind you
Just spilled tomato-based soup all over half my kitchen, so not to be dramatic but I expect to be cleaning that up every day until I die
August 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Just spilled tomato-based soup all over half my kitchen, so not to be dramatic but I expect to be cleaning that up every day until I die
I’m not saying it’s cold in my flat, I’m just saying lunch is soup, bread and not one but two kinds of tea
August 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m not saying it’s cold in my flat, I’m just saying lunch is soup, bread and not one but two kinds of tea
Watching a Jim Henson documentary, and I don’t think I’ve ever really listened to Jim Henson out of character before. It is BIZARRE to hear the Kermit-y bits of his actual voice as he discusses serious things in archive footage
July 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Watching a Jim Henson documentary, and I don’t think I’ve ever really listened to Jim Henson out of character before. It is BIZARRE to hear the Kermit-y bits of his actual voice as he discusses serious things in archive footage
Let superheroes be campy and fun again
July 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Let superheroes be campy and fun again
The logo for the new Superman movie bugs me. It’s an S. it was always supposed to be an S, and no amount of retconning will change that. Stop trying so hard to not be camp that you just become cringe
July 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The logo for the new Superman movie bugs me. It’s an S. it was always supposed to be an S, and no amount of retconning will change that. Stop trying so hard to not be camp that you just become cringe
What level of “old” is it when music I loved in high school is being used in insurance ads?
July 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
What level of “old” is it when music I loved in high school is being used in insurance ads?
There are a lot of great songs to farewell Brian Wilson, but I’m starting with Dirty Computer. There’s something magic about being so distinctive a vocalist that you can tell it’s him when he’s primarily contributing ethereal harmonies in the background open.spotify.com/track/7nJZ9L...
Dirty Computer (feat. Brian Wilson)
Janelle Monáe, Brian Wilson · Dirty Computer · Song · 2018
open.spotify.com
June 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There are a lot of great songs to farewell Brian Wilson, but I’m starting with Dirty Computer. There’s something magic about being so distinctive a vocalist that you can tell it’s him when he’s primarily contributing ethereal harmonies in the background open.spotify.com/track/7nJZ9L...
Ugh. Train doors took a moment to unlock, and A Man decided to reach over and ‘help’ me, I assume because I’m too weak and silly to open a door. Annoyingly, the second he made contact with the handle, coincidentally the doors unlocked (they make an audible click) so he probably thinks he helped
June 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ugh. Train doors took a moment to unlock, and A Man decided to reach over and ‘help’ me, I assume because I’m too weak and silly to open a door. Annoyingly, the second he made contact with the handle, coincidentally the doors unlocked (they make an audible click) so he probably thinks he helped
Note to self: check you have a fresh tube of E6000 BEFORE you start a bedazzling project on a tight deadline
May 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Note to self: check you have a fresh tube of E6000 BEFORE you start a bedazzling project on a tight deadline
lol. lmao.
The absolute fucking cackle I let out at this headline
May 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
lol. lmao.
Was talking to my (very English) grandad yesterday and he had a tiny rant about the Americanisation of language because I used the word “gotten”. I love him so much, but I’m now wildly tempted to slip “y’all” in a sentence just to see what happens
May 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Was talking to my (very English) grandad yesterday and he had a tiny rant about the Americanisation of language because I used the word “gotten”. I love him so much, but I’m now wildly tempted to slip “y’all” in a sentence just to see what happens
Office fire drill yesterday, my calves are officially suffering today after walking 20+ flights of stairs
May 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Office fire drill yesterday, my calves are officially suffering today after walking 20+ flights of stairs
“I can’t see how the Coalition wins from here” Antony Green I could kiss you on the mouth
May 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
“I can’t see how the Coalition wins from here” Antony Green I could kiss you on the mouth