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and it has such a normal line in the box score for something that deeply weird
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
and it has such a normal line in the box score for something that deeply weird
why are there 30 more minutes, what if we just say 70’ is fine?
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
why are there 30 more minutes, what if we just say 70’ is fine?
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Yesss Hincapie and also no don’t do that but YESSS
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Yesss Hincapie and also no don’t do that but YESSS
Mikel Merino I do not understand you but I appreciate you
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Mikel Merino I do not understand you but I appreciate you
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The makeup second yellow is coming. So we have to be quick about how we handle the man advantage
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The makeup second yellow is coming. So we have to be quick about how we handle the man advantage
> red card given
> Caicedo:
> Caicedo:
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
> red card given
> Caicedo:
> Caicedo:
call that Caicedo foul Don Robbie the way that is a fat fucking red
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
call that Caicedo foul Don Robbie the way that is a fat fucking red
this game’s been donkey water so far, it cries out for #29
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
this game’s been donkey water so far, it cries out for #29
a reminder that FSU is only keeping Norvell because their poverty program literally can’t afford the buyout
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
a reminder that FSU is only keeping Norvell because their poverty program literally can’t afford the buyout
“Florida makes it easy in the special teams game” is a sentence I haven’t heard in four calendar years
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“Florida makes it easy in the special teams game” is a sentence I haven’t heard in four calendar years
BuT wE bEaT aLaBaMa 🐊🐊🐊
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
BuT wE bEaT aLaBaMa 🐊🐊🐊
he somehow looks like even more of a jackass in a turtleneck
oh put your shirt on jackass
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
he somehow looks like even more of a jackass in a turtleneck
oh put your shirt on jackass
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
oh put your shirt on jackass
GaTech gets a pick because of a lack of vision by Ol’ Butthole Eyes? fitting.
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
GaTech gets a pick because of a lack of vision by Ol’ Butthole Eyes? fitting.
voting for the first candidate in 2028 who promises to put Post Malone into The Contraption on their first day in office
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
voting for the first candidate in 2028 who promises to put Post Malone into The Contraption on their first day in office
a lovely evening to you all, and a merry fuckyousmas to Harry Kane
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
a lovely evening to you all, and a merry fuckyousmas to Harry Kane
my entire family got to hear the stupid fucking noises I make when Martinelli scores a goal, so I got that going for me, which is nice
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
my entire family got to hear the stupid fucking noises I make when Martinelli scores a goal, so I got that going for me, which is nice
hitting Bayern with “are you Tottenham in disguise” i am LEVITATING
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
hitting Bayern with “are you Tottenham in disguise” i am LEVITATING
in the back of my uncle’s truck on the blue ridge parkway twitching about not being able to watch yet when suddenly the set piece gods grace us with their light
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
in the back of my uncle’s truck on the blue ridge parkway twitching about not being able to watch yet when suddenly the set piece gods grace us with their light
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Set play FC. Ole ole
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Set play FC. Ole ole
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we signed this man and stopped having to watch #5 in the same window, don’t TELL ME god isn’t good
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
we signed this man and stopped having to watch #5 in the same window, don’t TELL ME god isn’t good