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Mrs. Bell, as of 8/8 Public Health Communications Collaborative Ambassador 💅🏽 Office hours: MWF, 12-4pm CST (Tele, IRL, & video available) Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3K8IUTMLK5X7M?ref_=wl_share ✡️ 👑 Married to @jjorbles.bsky.social

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · Sep 15

*Salicylic acid cleansing pads are effective for “chub rub,” or any cellulitis or dermatitis where candida needs curbed. Not just for faces. Also helps with psoriasis, & is a water free cleanser.
*perineal wipes for all over
*listerine strips
*wisps for dental hygiene
*dry shampoos

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 14d

Early Shabbat Shalom because Im resting early. It’s self care & you should try it sometime. Nothing. Stressing or planning or even my holy lists i make to organize my next 3 years cannot be worked on because that’s not rest. Truly log out of everything. Clock out. Flesh encounters. Grass. Relax.

a small white dog wearing a black hat is holding a laptop that says shabbark shalom

ALT: a small white dog wearing a black hat is holding a laptop that says shabbark shalom

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 14d

Hey so any #ttrpg peeps here I need a DM & 3 other players expeditiously ya dig? #dnd #5e2024 #slighthomebrew #myhusbandlikesgnolls #gnollsarenotmonsters no “manic pixie dream girl Charlie xdx Im so random Virgo energy hey Macarena” or whatever it’s called. It’s exhausting & you’re better than that

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 14d

I’ve been making some really cool cosplay pieces & art (literal potions for D&D/Magic the Gathering etc, daggers, scrolls, a grimoire…) I will post some pics soon but I am considering selling my bestiary as it’s actually kind of cool. & of course my “guide to Lichdom; undead with class, sass, & ass”

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 14d

I appreciate anything any of you can do. Remember it’s not just an adult who can “suffer in silence,” we are all old enough to have people who need us like children. Or elderly parents. Or disabled adults. So please, remember your childhood & what stress did to your parents & help any way you can.

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 14d

Hey friends. I would love a deep favor.
Can you help a friend of mine out? Deep in the trenches, doesn’t ever ask for anything, & literally anything helps. If you’re an “I need something in return before I help others” I won’t out you just ask in the dms with a receipt & I’ll provide a playmate pic

@oregonthedm Venmo code & handle for donations

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 16d

Everyone shower @jjorbles.bsky.social in praise because he looks so fucking good

Yōshi smiling with his new official wedding ring, his beard is groomed and his brows are perfectly manscaped. His smile reaches his eyes, his amethyst necklace is a little skewed to the side due to impromptu photo.

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 16d

Hey guys so I know it’s hard but I found a way to get better at shit you want to do; keep doing it. I had to practice the piano for 4 hours a day leading up to a “challenge.” So I approached art the same way. I feel like it’s ass but keep doing it. Because it can’t keep being ass right?

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 16d

Damn it really is. My sad self feels lame AF my loaves have to be in pans or moulds because my challah braid shamed me so badly I now just shove it in a braid mould so it looks braided. I felt like Kip driving away when the Tupperware broke. Just like “man.”
I felt like Kevin with the chilli

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 16d

I like it too but I’m normal. Just know about 5 66ish year old women who are quite fabulous if a little out of touch are freaking out about “Deb’s daughter TALKED TO A SHOW WRITER SO BY PROXY WE ARE LIVING OUR DREAM”

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 16d

I thought your hair was like cornrowed to the side at first and I hated I had to “enhance enhance… phew close call lassies.” And put away my fbi hat. Anyway my mum made me tell you the first wives club (her friend group) loves your work but she doesn’t do social media so I’ve been sent to fangirl

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 16d

This is hilarious and it brings me a special joy.

Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 16d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Lev Gerstle @onmylevels.bsky.social · 16d

Fun bible fact of the day: in the original Hebrew, it's not frogs plural, but just one giant frog that comes and plops itself down and covers the entire land by itself. Beeg frog boi

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 16d

Are your drivers still pissing in bottles while your CEO spends all that money on a wedding knowing he cheats? Oh that’s right yall aren’t even a real account.

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 17d

If only one person gets this it’s worth it; the person you are in a relationship with does not invalidate your experience or identity. You never have to choose your queerness or your BIPOC identity. Think about the things the “in crowd” has stanned. Don’t use their standard for merit & respect.

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 17d

Don’t be surprised that many people are leaving en masse. Bluesky had juice, then when the toxicity began & hit critical mass, it was embraced. People who spoke out were slammed, then pearls were clutched when victims came forward. You cannot believe anything is above constructive criticism.

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 17d

Before you speak to someone especially someone you don’t know at all, ask yourself these questions;
1) is it kind
2) is it true
3) is it necessary

Every time I meet someone or engage with someone, regardless of the circumstances, I remember I can learn at least 1 thing from them.

Be better.

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 17d

If you know you’re still “uncomfortable” around women in hijab, BIPOC, LGBTQIA+, then remove yourself from any situation that for some reason their presence bothers you. It’s not fair to embarrass someone else because of how you feel when they are literally not involving you at all.

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 17d

You don’t have to understand other people’s cultures, sexuality, gender, or self expression; all you have to do is respect it.

If the are not infringing upon you or others civil liberties, not physically hurting or intimidating you or other individuals, it is none of your business.

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dreadshock @debbshock.blue · 19d

be safe. be careful. the focus is on the big thing but do not forget the small things. there are really bad weird people out there and they know how to act. take care of YOU. I say this bc it happened to me (a long time ago) and bc I love you.

a tumblr post from wontonsoupinthemorning that says message to all bitches please survive

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✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 19d

But if you don’t leave the package where it’s supposed to go? You don’t get the thank you card or the tip or get to pick out a snack and a cold drink or whatever I have out there. Because you were too busy rushing and breaking my rubbish bins. I am annoyed and releasing my anger it’s not worth it.

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 19d

Whatever Bezos had that big wedding knowing he cheats so he should be able to replace my bins and train drivers better and pay them better so they want to pay attention. Some drivers are awesome and I leave thank you cards with a little gift card or tip when I can.

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 19d

How hard is it to follow written instructions and signs? Why pay for an “Amazon delivery/delivery box” for security just to have the driver ignore everything say “yeah I left it at the back door” then get caught in his photo and our security cameras lying & hitting FOUR RUBBISH BINS

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 19d

Since I have it on our security cameras the @awscloud.bsky.social @amazonprime.bsky.social @amazondelivery.bsky.social ignored my instructions then knocked over my bins and bloody broke the lid, waste management said it’s enough to make them replace them. I got in writing we won’t be responsible.

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 19d

@awscloud.bsky.social your driver broke our rubbish bins lied in the photo about where he left our GLASS package and it’s all on our security cameras. Because you don’t have people I can talk to, I saved the footage of your driver hitting our rubbish bins & lying about where he left our package.

✡️Sprinkle Sprinkle Barbie לֵאָה (kawaii arc)👩🏽‍🦽 @sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social · 19d

“That was so long ago”
“You’re still on about that?”
Elephants never forget and neither does the GOAT, get out of my face.
ByeFelicia.