𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)
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𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)
@sarcasmsupreme.bsky.social
A child of the future.

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Joel Kent.
(also called "Jo-El")

@steelkon.bsky.social 's future son.

#roleplayaccount #DCRP OC, semi-descriptive, semi-literate, serious/non (mostly non), banter and SL friendly, selective.
"Adventures, sure. Save the universe shit. I just didn't think people went for mundane reasons."
“You kidding me? I had a lot of space adventures. Even got a bunch of friends out there. Granted, it’s not easy to get everyone together. The universe is a big place after all.

…not all of them heard of the holiday though. But they joined in anyways.”
"You had it in space? I thought space travel wasn't popular in this era yet."
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
He shrugged. "Some people have other names for performing for the public. Like Superman. I didn't know if you had one or if that was, as you said, what your friends call you."
He raised a brow, head tilting slightly. “It’s what my friends call me. Why do you say stage name like I’m a stripper?”
"Is that your real name or your stage name?"
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"Is that your real name or your stage name?"
“Sonar. Good to meetcha, Joel.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"You had it in space? I thought space travel wasn't popular in this era yet."
“Oh I can tell you about some crazy Thanksgivings. Spent one in space once with a couple of my buddies out there.

…turns out there was an evil alien killer turkey who tried to crash the party.

…sort of killed our appetite, but it was a fun night.”
"I have a feeling if you had lived, Thanksgiving would be much more crowded."
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"I have a feeling if you had lived, Thanksgiving would be much more crowded."
“Yeah. Once you add the Kent family, the Luthors, the Lanes, the Els, it all gets very confusing.

…Heck, you could even count Rex and Dubbilex as father figures. And that just makes things more complicated.”
"That doesn't make the family tree any less confusing at all."
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
"That doesn't make the family tree any less confusing at all."
“I…guess Ma Kent is the closest thing I got to a mom. But I was more thinking of birth mom.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
You don't count Grams as your mom, Dad?
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
"I generally just respect people until they do something fucked up."
“I have to check on Bruce on whether or not he was reformed. He seems to relapse at times.”
"... You know what? Yeah, that sounds like Gotham."
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 AM
"Critics rave!

Anyway. I'm Joel."
He’d give the stranger a once over. “…meh, you’re not too bad.”
"Was the comment about me being pretty also sarcasm?"
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"Was the comment about me being pretty also sarcasm?"
“I couldn’t notice.” Oh know, they’re about to get stuck in a sarcasm feedback loop.
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"I'm also very sarcastic."
“Oh, yeah, sure.

What about you, pretty boy?”
"Oh and he's sarcastic!

... He/him, right?"
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
"Oh and he's sarcastic!

... He/him, right?"
“Is it? Hadn’t noticed.

Glad you’re here to point it out.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"... You know what? Yeah, that sounds like Gotham."
“Oh yeah. Man Bat is a person. A mutated scientist turned into a bat creature. He’s not entirely in control of his actions…most of the time.”
"... Is that an actual thing or are you senile?"
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"... It's you."
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
"... Is that an actual thing or are you senile?"
“That gentlemen reminds me of the Man Bat fellow from Gotham.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh wow. It's a bat... Man...
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)
Fast. Reliable. Super.
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"I do... Most of those things."

He can't even attempt to lie about cleaning his room when Clark can actually see the laundry strewn about.
“You need to do that too, you know. And clean your room. And bathe.”

he looks around

“…Ma Kent would not stand for this”
Joel's eyelids crinkled as he squinted.

"Ugh. That's bright.

... This is the Kryptonian equivalent of telling your kid to eat their vegetables."
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Joel's eyelids crinkled as he squinted.

"Ugh. That's bright.

... This is the Kryptonian equivalent of telling your kid to eat their vegetables."
he stares at the window

“...the blinds are closed.”

he floats above the ground and opens the blinds quickly, the blinding light hitting Joel in the face
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"The sun can come through the window."
“You do know the sun is actually good for you. Especially you.

…Granted, not as much as your father and I, but it’s still good for you regardless.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Yawns.
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Takes a long drag from his vape pen.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by 𝕵𝖔𝖊𝖑 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖙. (semi-hiatus)
|| Hi everyone.

After everything that happened, I decided to take some time to process and do some thinking. I originally intended to only be gone a week or a week and a half, but I had some preexisting mental and physical health conditions that have gotten --

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Apology pt. 2, and an Overhaul.
First off, I want to apologize again for the behavior I exhibited that made people uncomfortable. That certainly wasn’t my intention. After hearing what people’s thoughts were on the matter, I did a l...
docs.google.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
|| Hi everyone.

After everything that happened, I decided to take some time to process and do some thinking. I originally intended to only be gone a week or a week and a half, but I had some preexisting mental and physical health conditions that have gotten --

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Apology pt. 2, and an Overhaul.
First off, I want to apologize again for the behavior I exhibited that made people uncomfortable. That certainly wasn’t my intention. After hearing what people’s thoughts were on the matter, I did a l...
docs.google.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
|| Apology.

So I guess everyone is collectively really angry with me. It wasn't my intention to make people feel uncomfortable. I know Joel is a character who makes a lot of sexual comments and jokes, and he can be very crude.

When I said I "read the room wrong", this is what I meant. --
August 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM