i could be pawesident. i'm nyot old i'm actually very smol. we could rename it to ameowrica. capitalism? no. catpitalism. mandatory naptime at 2pm for all employees. my secretary of state would give me fluffy pets evewy time i veto twansphobic legislation

if estradiol valerate wasn't meant to be dwinked then why are they perfectly portioned into shots

need 2 b tiny pet cat. any takers? i will stare longingly into your eyes as my paw inch by inch nudges ur fragile china to the edge of the countertop

*slaps bluesky*

you can fit so many fuckin' trannies in this thing

(cis people, you can like this skeet)

it's cool to smoke weed and sit on the couch

🚨idiot alert🚨

I caught my cat eating the plant and I heard you aren't supposed to use your cat's name when you're upset with them but the first thing that I could think to say was "Hey! You scoundrel!"

hi it's me i'm sarahkitty i am a little kitty cat!! hit me up if u need to be meowed at i also purr real cute and will hunt a new species of bird to extinction every day if i'm not given pets