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Sarah Black
@sarahblackhypno.com
I hypnotize people to make their (sex) lives better. I don't do pendants, crystal balls, fortune telling, or Republicans. Better at investing than you. Top 0.5% on Patreon.

https://sarahblackhypno.com
https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno
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Sometimes I trick my subs into listening to my soapbox rants by pretending the post's gonna be about something else.

free to read at sarahblackhypno.com
August 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Latest comment on this starts, I SWEAR TO GOD, with,

"I'm not a cissy but..."

😆
I do so like laughing at men who repeatedly click on sissy hypno to write "I'm not a sissy but..." in the comments. So I wrote a trance specifically for them.

sarahblackhypno.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:05 AM
I always get the impression in "polite society" that for some reason I'm not supposed to like the Irish punks from Boston... but I do. And this hits different today.

"Been robbed of our freedom, we've been held down and beholden, who'll stand with us?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BRH...
Dropkick Murphys "Who'll Stand With Us?" Music Video
YouTube video by Dropkick Murphys
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Not all bots are created equal. @iambic.bot is brilliant.
January 24, 2026 at 9:48 PM
A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 AM
It's six thirty AM and my playlist is called "Summer."

I don't play by your rules.
January 23, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Well that's fun. The CEO of ManyVids has gone loco and doesn't think anyone should be a sex worker.
Something strange is happening at ManyVids: AI-generated posts about talking to aliens, videos of its CEO as an astronaut with laser eyes, and most concerningly, new messaging from her about transitioning "one million people out of the adult industry"

www.404media.co/manyvids-por...
Aliens and Angel Numbers: Creators Worry Porn Platform ManyVids Is Falling Into ‘AI Psychosis’
“Ethical dilemmas about AI aside, the posts are completely disconnected with ManyVids as a site,” one ManyVids content creator told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by Sarah Black
So I just found out that someone made a claymore into a plush toy. It is a cute little thing
January 21, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Did you know poppers can damage your eyesight?

I didn't. And now I can't see properly.

www.patreon.com/posts/doing-...
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Chaturbate is better than most sitcoms for me. Occasionally put it on in the bg while I'm working and genuinely laugh out loud.

Machine going and, "YES! YES! FUCK MY PUSSY!"

[stops to check her phone while it's still going. Is silent. Sends a text. Turns back to cam]

"OH YES YES YES!!!"
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Reposted by Sarah Black
1️⃣ He didn't say that.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Reposted by Sarah Black
Like a lot of My colleagues, I am working on many projects at once whilst continuously pivoting to cope with changing legislation.
We are busy, and We are under pressure.

So don't waste Our time, read Our well maintained websites, and be polite.
Basic consideration will get you far.
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Occurs to me I've spent a few days saying "haha weak-ass denialists lol" and the like but this is, like 90% of what I do, actually a positive session.

Denial is shameful. Kink isn't. So enjoy it.

sarahblackhypno.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I do so like laughing at men who repeatedly click on sissy hypno to write "I'm not a sissy but..." in the comments. So I wrote a trance specifically for them.

sarahblackhypno.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Oh my.
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
January 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Another magnificent Patreon preview image.

But suffice to say I hear "I'm not a sissy but..." from a HELLUVA lotta guys who click on a sissy hypno file from a woman known primarily for sissy hypno.

So Friday I'll address that.

sarahblackhypno.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Everyone's saying 'be the little guy.'

Be the big guy. Careful around those weaker than you.

And you think that rhino's not taking his horn to anyone who fucks with his lil buddy? Be him, there's your role model for the week.
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Yes, I am childish.
No, I won't change.
January 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Trying to drown myself in Theraflu to make it stop. Why, what are you up to?
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
January 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
A lot of people talk about 'worship' with me. Well worship requires sacrifice so either get to it or stop talking. https://throne.com/sarahblackhypno/wishlist
January 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I don't usually write 'sex' hypnos. I have to be in a particular mood for them and odd as it might sound, I rarely am.

So you'd better believe when I say I've written a hypno about you being fucked in a restroom stall IT'S AN EXPERIENCE.

sarahblackhypno.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
"Why do you want to live in Scotland, Sarah?"

A number of reasons. And while this isn't top of the list or anything, I'm probably not gonna get murdered by the redneck gestapo over there.
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 AM
The #4 thing people type into YT that helps them find my content is... my own name.

Good?
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 AM