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Lvl 52 Male • Married (lvl 27) 🏳️‍🌈 • Non-profit Exec • Bibliophile • Deist. • A red state blueneck • Prophet of Hope & Nope • Smartass lvl ♾️ • INTJ-T: I’ve already overthought your reply.

Keep moving forward. 🏳️‍⚧️✌️💙
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Good morning, people of my phone.

The coffee is hot, the day is new, and apparently the Dow is over 50,000. Cool cool. Just 300 more years until I can afford my yacht, I guess? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Until then, please keep investing in each other. You are love. You matter. Never forget it. 🫂✌️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️
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media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
This entire administration is a single image. #FFS
An image we won't soon forget. Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to look at Epstein survivors pictured behind her on the Hill today.
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
#BeTheChange ✌️❤️
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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USA is one shithole of a country
February 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Speaking to reporters Tuesday, Ford said Trump’s claims that the United States should own at least half of the bridge and it was built with “virtually no US content" are “fiction,” arguing the project is too important to both economies to be derailed.
Ford says Gordie Howe bridge will open despite ‘fiction’ from Trump
Ontario Premier Doug Ford says the Gordie Howe International Bridge between Windsor and Detroit will open as planned, brushing off US President Donald Trump’s threat to block the project as political ...
www.nationalobserver.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Because of course they did... #FFS
Trump Administration Removes Pride Flag From Stonewall National Monument
The enduring symbol of LGBTQ+ liberation has been taken down from the historic site.
www.them.us
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Dear world, I’m sorry. I didn’t vote for the orange idiot, but I do live here and now carry secondhand embarrassment as a personality trait. Every day. #FFS
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
An open letter to Mr. Ogles: You were not elected to be the moral compass of your constituents. Basic civics reminder: Congress is the legislative branch. Your job is to pass laws, control federal funding, and provide oversight of the executive branch. #DoYourJob
Republican Congressman Calls for Investigation Into Bad Bunny Halftime Show
Rep. Andy Ogles accused the NFL and NBC of broadcasting a sexually explicit performance during the Super Bowl.
time.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Good morning, friends. It’s Teddy Bear Day. Shout out to Thomas and sending the biggest, coziest hug to anyone who could use a little extra comfort today. You are loved and you matter more than you know. 🫂🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️ @thatnoahgrey.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Good morning, people of my phone. It’s Monday. The orange felon is still here, sadly, but here’s the thing he can’t touch: love, kindness, and people showing up for each other anyway. Love will always be stronger than hate. Drink your coffee. Take your meds/vitamins and keep moving forward. ✌️🫂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:50 AM
February 9, 2026 at 10:45 AM
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I MAY have gone a little far. Background: A friend still supports the orange felon mainly for fiscal reasons and keeps pointing to his stock portfolio. I replied, Judas took the silver too but at what cost? I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone look so thoroughly slapped in the face. 🤷🏻‍♂️
February 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Teaching undergraduate classes online is fascinating. I’ve taught this class long enough to know the w4 assignment gets missed by 1/3 of the class. Highlights, flashing graphics, multiple announcements, giant text and still, every term, students submit the wrong client or edit the wrong file. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Happy Friday people of my phone. The world is loud, weird, and occasionally exhausting, but you made it through the week anyway, which feels worth celebrating. Be a little kind, a little petty, drink some water, and do at least one thing today that future you will quietly appreciate. ✌️🫂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️😉
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media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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Just a slob like one of us
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 AM
The lineup looks like what happens when taste, relevance, and curiosity all die in the same strip mall parking lot after a 2PM bender on a Tuesday.
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Yes, FBI? I’m calling to report a murder.
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The most unexpected thing found at NAMM this year...
#NSFW 😳
Groove Thing | The World's First Internal Music Player - The Gadget Trend
Groove Thing is the world's first internal music player that allows you to feel music as physical sensations, revolutionizing your listening experience. Innovative Sound Technology: Groove Thing uses ...
thegadgetrend.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM