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Best treat of the night.

#HappierHAMILLWEEN 🎃 😋
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"No Kings is ineffectual!" "It's just a vote Dem rally!"

What a weird way to announce that your only political involvement is shitty, unrealistic fantasies and bitching at people who take real, visible action.
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just Prance is such a bitch baby that he tried to troll on BlueSky only to find everyone here, just like everyone else, finds him to be a shitty little fuckfaced kid that claims to have a mansion in Rock City. Go jump off Wallenda's Walk, loser.
October 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"Tankie" is the term for the Holding Out for A Hero assholes who will never be happy and do nothing but whine and cry that the Democrats don't pander to 1000% of their pet issues so they refuse to vote and then do more whining and crying when told that because they don't vote (1/2)
October 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So sick of getting excited about a really cool plot only to get to the end of the blurb for the UN-FUCKING-NECESSARY "falling in love" trope that ruins the book. You can have a badass time travel sci-fi/magical cozy bakery without reducing the MC to only being successful if they do a romance.
September 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I encourage you to read and share this piece so more white aspec folks can read it.
Aces Are White, Aros Are Green, But Spades Are Black
On the (online) ace & aspec community’s antiblackness, once and for all.
open.substack.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
When a public figure calls mass shootings and dead children a “necessary price” of liberty, they set the moral terms of their own legacy. Withholding sympathy isn’t cruelty, it’s refusing to subsidize a worldview that dehumanizes others.
September 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
This is your reminder:

"Don't speak ill of the dead" is for your aunt's horrific taste in couches and husbands, not for shitstains that call dead children "the price of liberty".
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Melissa Hortman
September 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Are you fucking shitting me that 20 miles from COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL, Evergreen High School just had a school shooting not even an hour ago?
September 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A @scishow.bsky.social ep where @hankgreen.bsky.social basically dismisses knitting as "women's work" is not only historically inaccurate, but some deeply sexist shit I did not have on my 2025 bingo card.
September 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Attention International Court of Justice.
Admission to war crimes.
September 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Chronic Inflammatory Response Syndrome (CIRS) is an ****ACQUIRED**** medical condition characterized by innate immune dysregulation following respiratory exposure to water-damaged buildings. #sciencedenial #jordanpeterson #fafo
August 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is a reminder that my ADHD is a golden retriever puppy who wants to explore everything all the time all at once isn't the world so awesome and my Autism is a very old chihuahua who just wants to go to his regular meal in his regular bed at his regular time - and they're on the same leash.
August 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
WHY WAS I TODAY YEARS OLD when I realize that The Great Boudini's sidekick was named Coco because he a cocodrile? I feel really dumb.
August 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"Gen Z Stare" Okay, so y'all discovered that these kids were sick of your bullshit before they even became adults. We had that same stare in Gen X, y'all called it "deadpan" and it meant the same thing: "Why are you a fucking idiot?"
July 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
SEND THEM MONEY, NOT STUFF.

I see news stories coming out about crafters and other creatives wanting to make and send things to the families recovering from the Kerrville floods. That's a beautiful gesture, but a logistical nightmare. (1/?)
July 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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MAGA Nazi says: "The liberals were right! MAGA is a scam! Trump is a scam artist!"

Pedo Trump's Epstein cover up is a bridge too far.

The spell is broken. The MAGA cult is beginning to see the reality of what Trump really is. This needs to go viral. Send it to your MAGA relatives.
July 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
July 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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July 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
#Democrats - What the fuck is wrong with you assholes. IMPEACH. REMOVE. Take your heads out of your asses, stop being lily livered shits and DO WHAT MUST BE DONE BEFORE THE PEOPLE USE THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO DO IT FOR YOU THE HARD WAY. Fuck you assholes for letting this shitshow continue.
June 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Another day, another Constitutional violation Congress will do FUCK ALL about. #iran #heissofuckingstupid #fdt #eightysixfortyseven
June 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Our local Pride parade is tomorrow, so it's time to repeat this joke for the year: "Bottomless brunch is a lie. I have never been to a brunch that wasn't full of bottoms."
June 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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unlike Vietnam or Afghanistan at least the Marines coming to.L.A. know exactly what this fight is all about
June 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM