G. Whillikers, Esq.
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You’re not ready for how funky this is
“What if we told you we have a plan?”
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if someone ever asks your zodiac sign you can say a different one, and have them invariably say something like "a leo, i knew it!" at which point you can go "actually, i'm a sagittarius" and they'll say "oh, that makes more sense!" then you can do it 10 more times.
I am getting a kick out of the Andrew Cuomo Humiliation Tour
Old mediocre movies getting such a bump from all the shit they make these days
I think we can all agree that the most important thing is to be right on the internet
Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money) is a Stan Ridgway song, he said aloud to an empty room
Every now and again I just go, how are the Pet Shop Boys so fucking good
I have become the person who pesters his friends and family about attending. My only regret is I didn’t start earlier.
Kon is always going to beat Oshii but I'd rather watch any of the Patlabor movies before Ghost in the Shell
My nephew is starting to really show his personality and I am so excited to see what weird combination he is going to be of his parents
I really think a lot of the writers for the Atlantic must be masochists
I doubt I'll ever listen to it just because I don't even think it'll be enough of a train wreck to be interesting
Probably my most morbid curiosity is Kid Rock's version of I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)
@nickmartorelli.bsky.social be on the look out for this real one
A VR Trooper wearing Quest 3 attended New York Comic Con.

Details here: www.uploadvr.com/quest-3-stor...
I would follow so many more people if I could turn off individual reshares
They wrote the article because of you. You were the last straw!
Also if I worked for DHS but that’s obvious
If I got burned like this and folks laughed at me like that I would unalive myself
“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
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[RE-ANIMATOR] These scenes are like pop Buñuel...The jokes hit you in a subterranean comic zone that the surrealists' pranks sometimes reached, but without the surrealists' self-consciousness (and art-consciousness). (1985)