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As seen on Facebook about a known Mariner legend.
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So how long do we extend Polanco? 10 years? 15??
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Come join us for a good night raising money for a cause near and dear to my heart.
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Still a long way to go. Today is nice but Wednesday you guys are still playing.

But yeah, no doubt has to feel like a kick in teeth.
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This is now uncharted territory for all Mariner fans. This is the first time we as a collective group have been in this place. Breathe it in.

Let’s make it happen Wednesday. Wherever you are or are doing. Enjoy this, the best is yet to come!

Cheers and have a great night!!!

Go M’s! 🔱
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These NL teams look pretty good.
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Sal Frelich looks like Danzig. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I will giggle out loud every time I watch Polanco home run. Have you seen how hard the CF runs into the wall. ❤️❤️❤️
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Jorge Polanco hits a 3-run home run to give the Mariners another 3-run lead
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I still don’t understand the score they keep showing. It wasn’t 10-3. Was it? Was IT.
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I sold my children and my soul on eBay. You are not lying they are expensive.
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There is a huge part of me that just want to talk all the schitt. I have jokes for days.

But I feel very humbled before the baseball gods. I can wait.

And by then I probably won’t want to anymore. Today was everything.
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MARINERS PSA:

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Buy any tickets you can to the series this week in Seattle. Do NOT let Blue Jays fans outnumber us. We need to show our boys we got their backs.
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My boxer giving the home plate ump the boxer business.
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Throw strikes with a lead.

What are you doing Emerson??
I just got done complementing you.

Throw. Strikes.

Also get a double play.
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When you are up by a touchdown it hard to be taken seriously when you are criticizing the umpires.

Back holy schnikees the home plate ump is blind. Like I have no idea what game he is watching. I had to look up if Angel Hernandez unretired.

What a joke at the highest level and biggest stage.
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I like him out of the pen. 😇🤷🏻‍♂️
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I actually really like him out of the bullpen.
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I would never. 🥺🧙🏻‍♀️
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Dali and Picasso were more orderly and straight forward.
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No. Not this series or any other we might play.

Never enough offense for us.
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Especially tonight’s home plate ump.
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Normalize Base Hits with runners on.