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Salarymanners
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A safe space for degenerates of all walks of life
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League/TFT/Anime/Pokemon Mystery Dungeon/Celeste/Studio Ghibli

Bard Main
Manhattan guy is a hero and I hope he never gets caught
December 7, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Just finished my first day of being employed.

Can I just be a househusband please 🥹
December 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
My skin is so dry 😩 someone send moisturiser asap
December 2, 2024 at 7:02 AM
December 1, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Later than expected, but here it is :)

- Champions
- Spring Onions
- Salad
- Cherry Tomatoes
- Chicken
- Parmesan

And some olive oil + balsamic vinegar to top it off 😋
December 1, 2024 at 7:08 PM
We're so fucking back
December 1, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Guys I messed up it's Sunday and I don't have Salad dressing 🙃
If I make a salad would you want to see a picture or nah
December 1, 2024 at 11:43 AM
If I make a salad would you want to see a picture or nah
December 1, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Berlin is ✨️vibes✨️
November 30, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Alright time to stop being chronically online for a while and go explore Berlin :)

See you around my sweeties
November 30, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Salads truly are an expression of artistic freedom.

Leftover spring onions? Toss that right in there. Don't feel like fucking your cucumber anymore? Cut it up and add it to the mix. Sauce? Just mix fucking honey and mustard with olive oil and vinegar, who fucking cares.

And it turns out great!
November 30, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Well this is confusing

On an unrelated note, I am starting to trade options tomorrow!
November 29, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Every week I'm like "Surely Dandandan cannot get any better" and every week it does

#anime #dandandan #promosky
November 29, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I love people who are not self-aware. Go live in your own little world love I am here to support your delusions
November 29, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I'm tuckered out at 7pm. Finally I'm completely independent and immediately I start living like a Grandpa lol
November 29, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have moved into an apartment in Berlin. I start my new Job on Monday. My friend that studies aerospace engineering explained hydrogen-powered planes to me. I will be making a BANGER pasta for dinner tonight.

LIFE IS LOOKING REAL GOOD RN I CAN'T LIE
November 29, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Why is my IT department banging on my office door rn?
Security pro tip: if you find a USB key on the ground somewhere, DO NOT plug it in to your home computer.

Take it to the office and plug it in there. They have way better software that will mitigate any threats.
November 28, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Fuck it. Pipe Frog.

#promosky
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 AM
November 28, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I read this so you have to as well
I’ve jerked off so much that the little string that connects the head of my cock tho the foreskinn is half broken and bleeding.

Wtf am I gon do now?
November 27, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Me and the gang getting ready to make the worst decisions of our lives
November 27, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Basic but I don't care

#anisky #promosky #dandandan
November 27, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
🖖
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
"Bro how did you know I was British?"
November 27, 2024 at 8:33 PM