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Sailor Vanity (she/they)
@sailorvanity.bsky.social
36 -MDNI-
AZ
Capricorn
New to cosplay
She/they
Idk what I'm doing half the time
Hojo's #1 hater

https://sailorvanity.carrd.co
The bad brain activity is here...
I want out of my head.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sigh...there is no dignified way to run up the stairs 😭
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It snowed today and my dogs are refusing to go outside to go potty. They are also looking to me as if there is anything I can do about the weather...
December 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Apparently I use "fuck" like a comma
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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dear mario do NOT come to the castle. just baked an absolute dogshit grilled cheese
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The volume in which my husband watches his TikTok's is concerning.

DUDE GO GET A HEARING TEST
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It holiday time. :3
Happy Holidays!
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Whimpering, needy top is laying in bed alone, but can't sleep, so they're just laying on their stomach pathetically whining and grinding against the mattress.

Oh yeah. It's all coming together.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Going to do a Christmas themed cosplay vid and pics but I gotta wait for the sun to go down so the lighting remains the same so I'm STUCK in "wait mode."
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Keep bullying billion dollar companies :)
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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I've decided! Until they give Reeve an official birthday, I will celebrate it on December 1st every year! 🤭🎉
#ReeveTuesti #FF7
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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My second monthly autograph session is on December 13th at 11 AM PT! I hope you'll grab a print and swing by the Twitch chat.

streamily.com/AustinLeeMatthews
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What the FUCK do you MEAN it's goddamn DECEMBER?!
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
AI being so normalized that it's getting harder for me to find if a sound source is legit or AI generated and it's making content creating difficult...
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Could you imagine the crash out Sephiroth would have if you hit him with a +4 in Uno?
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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holidays season is rough, grab a drink
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Slorping the whip cream straight out of the Reddi Whip can like the whore I am.
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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daily sketch #17: tumblr anon: 'can you please draw final fantasy characters madam m and scarlet kissing each other on the lips'
yes I can
.
#FFVII #Scarlet #MadamM
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
GOODNIGHT
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Imma make him slutty 👀
Realizing right before work that I have the stuff for a human Sir Pentious closet cosplay.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Realizing right before work that I have the stuff for a human Sir Pentious closet cosplay.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Anyway, I deleted it and will repost it to TT later. Enjoy it here.
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM