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Sailor Orpheus
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My favorite things are being cute and lying on the internet.
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Cheer up, Amuro 🎉🎉, you don't need to face the 💀 cold realities of war 💀 ON THE ❤💙💛FREAKIN WEEKEND BABY💚💜🧡 😂😂🍻🍻 💯🔥
May 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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We are giving away 5 copies of the roguelike ARPG Reality Break!

Must be following us to win.

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The giveaway ends April 5th! Good luck!

And check out our thoughts on the game and why it's a #SteamDeck essential:

steamdeckhq.com/news/reality...
Reality Break Is A Must-Have Roguelike For The Steam Deck And We Are Giving Away Copies! - Steam Deck HQ
Reality Break is a must have for your Steam Deck library, so we take a quick look at why. And we are giving away 10 copies!
steamdeckhq.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If one of my friends yells in the group chat that "Nobody has hurt me." I'd still go check in on them. I think Polyphemus's boys were just sick of his shit.
February 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I want a gacha game that employs all of the addictive dark patterns that all the other gacha games use, but doesn't ask for any of my money.

I'd throw down $10 or something for a full thing like that up front so long as the rest is free.
February 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What are the odds of this happening?
February 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'd be so good at staring contests if not for this career ruining ADHD.
February 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"My old trainer was such a funny dude! 🤣 Too bad he went off his meds and strangled that girl by the river. 😔"
February 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sometimes I'll reminisce about the good times at some of my old jobs, and then I'll remember all the fucked up shit that happened to them that sours the whole experience.
February 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We've decided that the Eagles are the woke team this Super Bowl.
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Kendrick crushed it lmao let's go
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is a bad omen, half time shows are supposed to be jokes.
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
There might be a cure for death, It's just something we haven't tried yet, like cracking an egg on a corpse's head while shaking their hand.
February 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Watching Bananaball tonight. They just demolished these children.
February 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I never throw anything away. If you look at something that you own and it conjures memories that you had forgotten, then that item might as well be holding onto your memories like a hard drive. If I throw away my things then I'll never remember what history the object was storing.
February 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Honestly it's kind of reductive when we tell children that "The Cat Goes Meow" they make about a hundred different noises that nothing else makes.
February 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If I had a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure stand its name would be Blink 182. This stand would make my opponent blink one hundred and eighty-two times in a row, and it would be so fucking annoying.
February 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I'm completely over Spooky or Scary clowns. I want to see some more good and kind clowns.
February 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I think my favorite organ is the Kidney. Just sitting there, making things into piss. Got too drunk last night? Filled my body with poison? Kidney casts Transmute to Piss.
February 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Crystal Blade let's gooo!
January 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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i’m gonna repost something written by mira 4 years ago on this day. some parts ought to be shared on their own, so, i’ll thread it.

To Trans Girls - from Mira Bellwether

Dec 29 / 2019

(will number posts after this.)
December 30, 2023 at 3:36 AM
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meowth all curled up
December 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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Oh yeah did this too. Left to right, top to bottom: Tank Driver himself, unnamed elementary school character, Nero Clemente, Gilbert, Raph, A Lowly Germ 👉👌💦
December 20, 2024 at 8:14 AM