CAKE PLISSKEN
@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social
Stop making excuses, start making an effort.
Don’t follow me! I’ll just block you.
No me sigas
ne me suis pas
ついて来ないで
لا تتبعني
Don’t follow me! I’ll just block you.
No me sigas
ne me suis pas
ついて来ないで
لا تتبعني
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CAKE PLISSKEN
@s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social
· Sep 18
the ‘don’t follow me’ part of the bio is dead serious so if you get blocked it’s because your vibe is way off
glad I’ve been out sick the last 2 days bc the new hire that was raising my hackles has apparently been acting so standoffish with everyone that they’re afraid to interact with her about anything
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
glad I’ve been out sick the last 2 days bc the new hire that was raising my hackles has apparently been acting so standoffish with everyone that they’re afraid to interact with her about anything
if you’re trying to exit a bus via the back doors but they don’t open, standing there staring won’t do shit. The operator is not paying attention to you. Communicate your needs by saying ‘back door’ at a volume the operator can hear.
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
if you’re trying to exit a bus via the back doors but they don’t open, standing there staring won’t do shit. The operator is not paying attention to you. Communicate your needs by saying ‘back door’ at a volume the operator can hear.
if you want to find out what I watched, listened, whatever to this year ask me in person
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
if you want to find out what I watched, listened, whatever to this year ask me in person
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Smoking on the shit that makes you eat that powder that makes you drink the juice that makes you explode
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Smoking on the shit that makes you eat that powder that makes you drink the juice that makes you explode
was excited about this pear soap but didn’t realize it was bradford pear
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
was excited about this pear soap but didn’t realize it was bradford pear
had to disown my oldest godchild today, hope the rest of his life is shit
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
had to disown my oldest godchild today, hope the rest of his life is shit
guess what? I’m still watching that shit on christmas!
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
guess what? I’m still watching that shit on christmas!
I’ve had three people tell me I look ‘slim’ in the last week. not into it.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’ve had three people tell me I look ‘slim’ in the last week. not into it.
I wish podcasts weren’t so played out cause I miss doing one.
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I wish podcasts weren’t so played out cause I miss doing one.
people saving shit from my alt for their
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
people saving shit from my alt for their
Yuzu curd courtesy if my homies tree and ina garten
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yuzu curd courtesy if my homies tree and ina garten
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WHO'S A GOOD BOY? will be in production until early next year but it can still be a great gift!
Anyone who purchases a copy from our Kickstarter this weekend will receive a holiday card letting the recipient know they've been gifted the game! Give someone you love the gift of sin!
Anyone who purchases a copy from our Kickstarter this weekend will receive a holiday card letting the recipient know they've been gifted the game! Give someone you love the gift of sin!
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
WHO'S A GOOD BOY? will be in production until early next year but it can still be a great gift!
Anyone who purchases a copy from our Kickstarter this weekend will receive a holiday card letting the recipient know they've been gifted the game! Give someone you love the gift of sin!
Anyone who purchases a copy from our Kickstarter this weekend will receive a holiday card letting the recipient know they've been gifted the game! Give someone you love the gift of sin!
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William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by williamburroughsVEVO
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
my office christmas party is ‘1920’s themed’ but I don’t want to wear any great gatsby bullshit, what would a middle aged commie wear?
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
my office christmas party is ‘1920’s themed’ but I don’t want to wear any great gatsby bullshit, what would a middle aged commie wear?
kinda pissed that everyone said they’d be home for thanksgiving and then flaked but at least I had a nice afternoon with my mom & grandma
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
kinda pissed that everyone said they’d be home for thanksgiving and then flaked but at least I had a nice afternoon with my mom & grandma
thankful my ex’s family introduced me to jiffy corn casserole
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
thankful my ex’s family introduced me to jiffy corn casserole
un-sarcastically love when someone shows up with a duck and is like ‘can you cook this for me?’
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
un-sarcastically love when someone shows up with a duck and is like ‘can you cook this for me?’
am I gonna see guns n roses?
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
am I gonna see guns n roses?
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I'm doing a #Thanksgiving super stream full of old parades, rare specials, bizarre holiday ephemera, and so much more! Tune in to twitch.tv/scifiexplosion now!
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm doing a #Thanksgiving super stream full of old parades, rare specials, bizarre holiday ephemera, and so much more! Tune in to twitch.tv/scifiexplosion now!
any of youse playing arc raiders?
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
any of youse playing arc raiders?
the playlist at this burger place is giving 00’s weho
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the playlist at this burger place is giving 00’s weho
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I'm having a BIG HOLIDAY SALE FULL OF SAVINGS on my website. 11x14 prints on sale for $45! And NEW 8x10 prints of all my classic designs for just $20 EACH. All prices on original art SLASHED.
michaelkupperman.com/shop
michaelkupperman.com/shop
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm having a BIG HOLIDAY SALE FULL OF SAVINGS on my website. 11x14 prints on sale for $45! And NEW 8x10 prints of all my classic designs for just $20 EACH. All prices on original art SLASHED.
michaelkupperman.com/shop
michaelkupperman.com/shop