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@ryonahole.bsky.social

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porkchop. weird pervert, 30, chronic victim, repeat masochist, she/it 🦇 https://revospring.net/@ryonahole COLLEGE GIRL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/70992341/chapters/184626136 RETAIL THERAPY: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71401616

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 27d

Hiiii I went ahead and posted the first two chapters of College Girl up on Ao3 if you want to read it there!

archiveofourown.org/works/709923...

College Girl - Chapter 1 - ryonahole - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13h

first one might even be someone I don't already do stuff with...I very rarely rarely get called It, which I am realizing drives me crazy @_@

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13h

i have so many skin tags and stretch marks ugh ><

porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13h

I don't think I've ever taken pictures of my armpits before...this was another order ><

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 13h

these. kind of melted my brain a bit.

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 1d

I was ordered to, okay? I'm sorry!

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 1d

So true!!! I think my subconscious pulled it from the Balustro mod I used to stream, where the Jupiter planet card was a thick woman.

porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 1d

not what I was expecting for a first question...

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 1d

my sick impossible fantasy of "nightclub where people might actually be attracted to my body"

porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 1d

had a dream I was living somewhere where right outside my window was a nightclub called "BBW Jupiter" which was ostensibly a nightclub for fat women...now im awake and wondering if such a place could ever exist...

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 1d

this is super hot, I love this

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the izve who fucks @sexmashina.lmaonice.com · 1d

Cable Management / Recharge / Still Not Enough To Fix Me
#izverotic

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 1d

"Super robot pilot being friends with mechsploitation pilot!" no. mechsploitation pilot dragging the hero into the mud. ideals like hope and justice melting away into stimulation and impulse. biology kicking virtues ass repeatedly until there's no longer any fight.

porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 1d

I was ordered to, so...here's my tits...

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laura "laura” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 1d

looking at one of the most serene, comforting and beautiful drawings of a transfeminine haman karn giving a gentle footjob from 2009 on gelbooru and getting struck with a pang of sadness upon learning it is unattributed to any artist to this day

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🌟 🌟 DELUSIONAL LOSER SAINT-KNIGHT OF JUSTICE @oblativelamb.bsky.social · 2d

daddy is like top 3 hottest titles for a girl to have

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 1d

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ask me things! I'm stuck at work another four hours...

porkchop 🦇💜

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 2d

How does it feel to be at the very bottom?

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 2d

You think you can talk to me that way? Interesting.

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 2d

nahhhhh

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 2d

LOL

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sufferbunny 2025 @swimsuitfucker.bsky.social · 10d

girl who tells you where to sit and says no, you won't have that to eat, you'll make a mess and ruin your pretty clothes - so she orders for you while you stare at the floor - and reminds you to be quiet when she's talking...

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porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 2d

spiritually, i am a NEET. in real life, i have to work ):

porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 2d

it's pretty great! the best part about doing it is that it *never* stops floating around your brain once you do it.

porkchop @ryonahole.bsky.social · 2d

it wasn't my voice in those videos. it couldn't possibly be. there's no way i would sound like that.

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