porkchop
@ryonahole.bsky.social
porkchop. weird pervert, 30, chronic victim, repeat masochist, she/it 🦇
https://revospring.net/@ryonahole
COLLEGE GIRL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/70992341/chapters/184626136
RETAIL THERAPY: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71401616
https://revospring.net/@ryonahole
COLLEGE GIRL: https://archiveofourown.org/works/70992341/chapters/184626136
RETAIL THERAPY: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71401616
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· Sep 18
College Girl - Chapter 1 - ryonahole - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
Hiiii I went ahead and posted the first two chapters of College Girl up on Ao3 if you want to read it there!
archiveofourown.org/works/709923...
archiveofourown.org/works/709923...
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One of the guys at locals won't talk to me and I don't know if it's because I fucked his girlfriend two years ago. I don't know if he knows that I fucked his girlfriend two years ago.
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
One of the guys at locals won't talk to me and I don't know if it's because I fucked his girlfriend two years ago. I don't know if he knows that I fucked his girlfriend two years ago.
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I invite friends over and they ask all these weird questions about my maid. "Is she okay?" "Does that hurt?" "What happened to her makeup?"
Like calm down and let it serve you drinks. It doesn't even know where it is right now.
Like calm down and let it serve you drinks. It doesn't even know where it is right now.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I invite friends over and they ask all these weird questions about my maid. "Is she okay?" "Does that hurt?" "What happened to her makeup?"
Like calm down and let it serve you drinks. It doesn't even know where it is right now.
Like calm down and let it serve you drinks. It doesn't even know where it is right now.
thought i was finally normal and then had the thought "what if someone grabbed me by the throat" and now I'm just kind of squirming at work with my face feeling all hot and my guts feeling funny
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
thought i was finally normal and then had the thought "what if someone grabbed me by the throat" and now I'm just kind of squirming at work with my face feeling all hot and my guts feeling funny
lately ive been hornier for yugioh than I have been at sex
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
lately ive been hornier for yugioh than I have been at sex
jaw actually dropped when I saw this
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
jaw actually dropped when I saw this
been doing pretty good for someone who's been unmedicated for over a week *thumbs up*
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
been doing pretty good for someone who's been unmedicated for over a week *thumbs up*
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I'm a good good puppy~
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm a good good puppy~
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a few guys at locals are unusually nice to me and my stupid ass cannot tell if they're just genuinely being friendly or if they're chasers.
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
a few guys at locals are unusually nice to me and my stupid ass cannot tell if they're just genuinely being friendly or if they're chasers.
Slowly corrupting the women in my life to play card games
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Slowly corrupting the women in my life to play card games
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Big sis asked me to pick her up tomorrow for Enrichment early in the morning and im starting to realize I might be starting to become more interested in YGO than sex...
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Big sis asked me to pick her up tomorrow for Enrichment early in the morning and im starting to realize I might be starting to become more interested in YGO than sex...
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a big sister is a type of girl that makes you tremble in fear at her mere presence
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
a big sister is a type of girl that makes you tremble in fear at her mere presence
need to get hit need to get slapped around 😵💫😵💫😵💫
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
need to get hit need to get slapped around 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Sleepiest girl ever in the world. Safe and warm and fed
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Sleepiest girl ever in the world. Safe and warm and fed
I really really really miss my cat...
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I really really really miss my cat...
i have so many books and gunpla and plushies and figures and it makes me so frustrated that i'm not going to be able to sell the majority of these and will have to essentially throw them out. i know i can donate the rest but. still.
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
i have so many books and gunpla and plushies and figures and it makes me so frustrated that i'm not going to be able to sell the majority of these and will have to essentially throw them out. i know i can donate the rest but. still.
burnt out to the point where being threatened has stopped making me feel anything at all. i feel so empty.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
burnt out to the point where being threatened has stopped making me feel anything at all. i feel so empty.
i want purpose! i want forward momentum! i want drive! i want passion! i want to stop feeling like a living corpse! i want to have hope again!
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i want purpose! i want forward momentum! i want drive! i want passion! i want to stop feeling like a living corpse! i want to have hope again!
i'm just so upset with myself that i always have these 4 day weekends now and i do absolutely nothing with them. no forward momentum. just sleeping all day. sleeping all day. knowing each night when i go to sleep that i'm one day closer to death. waking up and knowing i've wasted another day. tired.
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i'm just so upset with myself that i always have these 4 day weekends now and i do absolutely nothing with them. no forward momentum. just sleeping all day. sleeping all day. knowing each night when i go to sleep that i'm one day closer to death. waking up and knowing i've wasted another day. tired.
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Samus getting ready for Prime 4 launch party 🥳🎉🎉🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳 (the dress she bought was the wrong size 😔)
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Samus getting ready for Prime 4 launch party 🥳🎉🎉🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳 (the dress she bought was the wrong size 😔)
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