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From Drawing to Makeup ⭐️
Face painting collaboration with Brian Vu from 2022
September 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
trump has officially been ratioed on his own platform and the replies are BRUTAL
July 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
telling chatGPT to "verify your info on reddit" is the biggest life hack ever
July 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you want to be glazed and told yes, ask chatGPT.

If you want to be given a harsh reality check, ask Reddit.
May 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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They should invent a space heater you can crawl inside of
April 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Missing this diva a little extra this morning :’)
April 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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the new pope must announce SuperHell
April 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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The American medical system is cooked
April 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Google has once again made enough money to continue operating for another quarter
April 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Over six years ago, my dear friend Kiernan Schmidt and I launched Out of Office: A Travel Podcast, and today, we’re officially 200 episodes in.

Big thanks to travel icon @ricksteves.bsky.social for coming back to celebrate with us.

outofofficepod.com/podcast/epis...
Episode 200: Rick Steves is BACK for Episode 200! - Out of Office: A Travel Podcast
It's our 200th episode and Rick Steves is back to celebrate.
outofofficepod.com
April 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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This man killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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She said Trumps plan would crash the economy. She was right. She said Trump would hand Ukraine to Russia. She was right. America failed her. America failed ourselves.
April 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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The next American revolution will be strong and peaceful. We need to stand up and collectively take action! The system is broken and the only way we will fix it will be by working together.
April 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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(tiktok voice) here's how i make $0/month spending only eighteen hours a day on bluesky:
February 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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one more week till we finally get a new lady gaga album
February 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I cannot believe Trump is gutting the fucking NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE. How can one be anti-weather?? They were already severely understaffed and underfunded! People will die. This will go down as one of the dumbest, most poorly thought out decisions of his administration.
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
meanwhile on facebook
February 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This is my SuperBowl
Addison Rae officially announces her new single ‘High Fashion.’ Out Friday.
February 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Oh, he’s running in 2028
Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.
February 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Certified lover boy, certified
February 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Going back on my phone when the commercials end and football starts back up>>>
February 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This truly is the Schitt’s Creek SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It was the kind of love that was supposed to be forbidden. She was a Spotify girl. He was an Apple Music boy.
February 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This slash — is the biggest giveaway you used AI to do your writing
February 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The truth makes people uncomfortable. Never let that stop you.
February 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM