Here goes one of my five posts for the year, and the only one asking for money. If you 1) are not a fan of human trafficking and 2) would like to support an organization helping survivors, please donate to Safe Harbor’s Walk To End It! give.safeharborshelter.com/kzarfas

My kid has discovered peanut butter and jelly sandwiches after 15 years on this planet. I don’t hate it. Lunch shopping just got easier.

Several years ago, I started referring to both of my kids in gender-neutral terms with strangers. (My kid. They.) It’s fascinating how they will interpolate gender. Only one time has someone made a comment about my daughter, every other time they have referenced my son.

Petition to stop adding -gate to every scandal (Watergate had nothing to do with water)

Forsythia that’s been trimmed into a boxy hedge is one of the most depressingly suburban sights. Let that shit grow wild.

How we spent the solstice: making runes and burning shit.

when cats curl up so much their faces go upside down rt if you agree

Getting ready for thanksgiving weekend and the luggage is packing itself.