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Rupert Schminkeldorf
@rupertdawiz.bsky.social
110 followers 210 following 410 posts
Concocting vile spells all made to inconvenience your life, occasional dog poisoner he/him Also the owner of the foul @diggingupgraves.bsky.social
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 13m
Hobbits are more interested in where they can stuff their feet through than questioning if they should
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 14m
Can I be a little wizard instead?
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 1h
Yes 😔
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 1h
NO
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 2h
a goofy cartoon character with a big nose and gloves
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 6h
I think someone's poisoning my toxic sludge
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 2d
You should try using the orb
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 2d
Pondering the scroll of Doom whenever I can't sleep
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 3d
There's a hole in my bedroom and it's talking to me
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 3d
Spam is just canned gnomes
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beer is just canned bread
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 4d
Hmmm yummy breakfast
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 7d
We like to do a little magic on here
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 7d
The Pumpkin man is beating his shit on my pumpkin patch
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 7d
The piss cloud is back
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 8d
We regret to inform you that Surf Rupert died tragically, having been executed by a gnome on the GnomeBurger parking lot
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 8d
This is Surf Rupert on the orb right now. Catching some wicked waves on the sea of despair and painful drownings 😝🤙
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 8d
This is Surf Rupert on the orb right now. Catching some wicked waves on the sea of despair and painful drownings 😝🤙
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 8d
a man with a beard and a fur coat is standing in a room .
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 8d
The pumpkin man is coming to eat all who carved his kin
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 8d
Damned be my weakened condition! If only I had some spell that would allow me to shoot lightning bolts from my hands
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 8d
And I'll do it again!
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 10d
The Ruperts are forming gangs
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 10d
The Ruperts are infighting again
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 10d
The Ruperts are infighting again
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 10d
Thamk
a cartoon of homer simpson with a monkey inside of his head
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 11d
Just exploded an elf #wholesome
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Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz.bsky.social · 11d
It's not my fault he dropped a potion of lobotimization in the cloning cauldron
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