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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+
@ronswansonxxx.bsky.social
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · Dec 19
there's not really like a cool or humble way to brag about how good you are at sucking dick, i fear
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 10h
it's been too long since y'all sent any gifts 💔
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · Feb 18
show your devotion to me 💐
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Ron Swanson leans on their elbow. They're wearing a low-cut tank top, revealing their curvy chest. Their lips are looking particularly plump, juicy, and forbidden.
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · May 13
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A picture of Ron Swanson from the back. They are wearing a black T-shirt and olive green jockstrap.
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 20h
everyone fell in love with @srirachacock.bsky.social at Folsom, which was correct !!
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srirachacock.bsky.social @srirachacock.bsky.social · 20h
Feelin hot at Folsom!
With @vexmurmur.bsky.social and @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 1d
thanks to @knotsnacks.com soup season has arrived to the Swanson household 🍜
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Mxjosieposie (They/Them) 18+ @mxjosieposie.bsky.social · 2d
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 2d
tonight's living room vibe is @heyfaeriere.com & @knotsnacks.com introducing me & @mxjosieposie.bsky.social to what they call "auctioneercore"
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 2d
added some extra tying sessions for october 🥰 DM to book!
Saturday 10/18
Saturday 10/25
Sunday 10/26
Monday 10/27
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Mistrix Salem X || NYC’s Shibari Siren @localvirgin666.bsky.social · 12d
Tying is an art.. Rope becomes a brush. The body, a canvas. Shibari isn’t just about restraint—it’s also about expression. Meaning is conveyed in tension and relief, motion and stillness.
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 2d
i was there i saw it
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Faeriere @heyfaeriere.com · 5d
Went to a pumpkin patch with friends today & orgasmed 15 times 😎🌾🎃🌽🍏
Ayala is seen smiling laying on the ground amongst the pumpkins, all laying on a bed of vines and squash blossoms. They’re bundled up in a borrowed jacket to keep warm on a perfectly chilly fall afternoon. In a corn field, Ayala reaches out to grab an ear of corn, still wrapped in its husk and silks. Though their reach has just begun with a gingerly grab, you can’t help but to imagine Ayala’s hands tightly wrapped around something else of a similar shape. Shucking it real good. This time Ayala holds in their outstretched hand an absolutely delicious looking Carmel Apple on a stick. It’s cut perfectly into slices, revealing a drool-worthy cross section. The thick layer of Carmel coating the apple has you salivating. You can only imagine how crisp and sweet this apple will be. Behind the apple is a wooden crate full of Turks Turban squashes. Everything seems so vibrant. Ayala smiles while standing at the start of the corn maze. They’re wearing a tan colored coat, borrowed from Ron Swanson, and a green banana tied around their neck.
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 2d
everybody say thank u universe
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Vex Murmur @vexmurmur.bsky.social · 3d
The universe provided me a leather vest, how dare it do that.
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Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · 3d
I love being a trans slut pervert
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 3d
wholeheartedly agree ☺️
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Snacks @knotsnacks.com · 3d
I think making @heyfaeriere.com into the sweatiest mess with @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social might be peak existence.

10/10 will do again and again 👹
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 10d
okay but circling back to this. client was a sweet little angel, and described our session as "life changing" 💅
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 26d
new favorite client just dropped
screenshot of an email that reads: I have already ordered one of your Etsy wishlist items but I will make sure to also bring flowers and extra cash for the tip :) Thank you, and I am super excited to start my rope journey with you. Your work is amazing!
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 5d
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Ron Swanson is kneeling facing away from the camera. They are wearing a white tank and a gray jockstrap. You can see their tattoos and the soles of their feet as they peek over their shoulder at you.
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Bratty Bat 🦇💕 {$45/200} @brattyxcooper.com · 4d
lil devil nails for one of my besties 👹

and yes I sculpted those 3D horns by hand 💅🏻
A set of red and pearl devil themed nails
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 4d
The scene in my living room right now is three Sex Symbols™️ happily wrapped in our individual blankies quietly singing along to the thong song
@heyfaeriere.com @knotsnacks.com
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MuddyBuck @muddybuck.bsky.social · Jun 27
When the mudcock throbs for attention, we answer the call. We are Mudbeasts. We are here to serve the mudcock!
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 4d
reminiscing with @heyfaeriere.com about our love of @muddybuck.bsky.social
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 5d
do you like jockstraps - yes or yes? 🍑
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#realnsfw #onlyfans #femdom #jockstrap #feet #soles #subscribe #spicysky #amateur
Ron Swanson is kneeling facing away from the camera. They are wearing a white tank and a gray jockstrap. You can see their tattoos and the soles of their feet as they peek over their shoulder at you.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 6d
Here is a nice mushroom
A tiny brownish mushroom of incredible delicateness grows tall from between hairy moss fronds. Teeny hair covers its stem in fuzz, and dew glistens on its cap. All photos by me
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 9d
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.
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The Innocence Project @innocenceproject.bsky.social · 8d
Because of his undiagnosed autism, Robert Roberson was seen as “cold” and “unemotional” instead of terrified and grieving. That misunderstanding helped send an innocent man to death row. Read more from the Autism Society of Texas: www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/outl...
He's autistic. Jurors misread that as guilt. Will Texas execute him?
Overwhelming evidence shows that Robert Roberson is innocent.
www.houstonchronicle.com
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 8d
omw home to @heyfaeriere.com 😈
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Ron Swanson (they/them) 18+ @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social · 9d
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 9d
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The Marshall Project @themarshallproject.org · 9d
Ahead of the 2020 election, we asked people in prison what might have helped keep them from committing the crime that led to their incarceration.

Among their responses were:
• affordable housing
• a stable, well-paying job
• mental health support
What Could Have Kept Me Out of Prison
We asked people behind bars what services and programs could have changed the course of their lives. Therapy, affordable housing and a living wage topped the list.
www.themarshallproject.org
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