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Michael

@roleplayriot.bsky.social

260 followers 130 following 580 posts

I’m a cosplayer, voice actor, and magician. I create stories and make safe places for the LBGTQ. I look amazing in a maid uniform.

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 3d

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 3d

See the difference? 👀

#NoKings

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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 3d

No notes

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Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 4d

No more kings

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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 6d

🧡

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 5d

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Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 11d

I do… I did….

Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 12d

Ryan Walters would instruct people to put disabled children’s requests at the bottom of the pile because they are “too hard to deal with”.
I hope tomorrow morning Ryan Walters cut himself shaving, and upon inspecting the injury, discovers a nest of spiders emerging from his chin.

Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 12d

You know what, that is way better

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13d

muppetized works of art: thread

Big Bird in Vincent van Gogh’s series called Sunflowers.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13d

All to cover up the Epstein files.

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Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 12d

Dang it. What I really needed was a knife.

Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 14d

“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I'm late. I was looking everywhere for you". -
Howl, “Howl’s moving Castle”
What’s your favorite Studio Ghibli film?

Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 14d

*korok noises intensify*

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murderedbybluesky.bsky.social @murderedbybluesky.bsky.social · 15d

“No coin issued may bear the image of a living former or current President,” federal law − 31 U.S. Code 5112

His presidency relies on people having zero idea about how this country is supposed to operate.

There’s a solution to this problem if Trump wants on a coin...

Treasury Defends Lawfulness of Minting a $1 Trump Coin

www.nytimes.com

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Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 18d

20 miles complete! Got the first 12 miles under 10 minute miles, which is really good for me.

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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 20d

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The Bluesmobile @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 20d

Hogbreath had to drink himself to sleep after staring at this.

But he was probably gonna drink himself to sleep anyways.

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Carl Ott, Author @bubba687.bsky.social · 25d

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25d

Yesterday people asked why Nexstar and Sinclair caved. The answer is simple: those who tracked which companies were advertising with them made a huge impact. Thanks to those calls, companies began pulling their ad budgets over the Kimmel blackout.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 24d

celebrities walking animated characters they’ve voiced instead of their dogs: thread

Mark Hamill walking the Joker instead of his dog.

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Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 24d

The acetaminophen must flow.

Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 24d

10 miles complete! Got to say hi to a very close skunk. 🦨

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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 24d

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Michael @roleplayriot.bsky.social · 26d

I chose violence today (I wore a vest).