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Leeds Utd good food, interesting art & real ale fan, loves Alfa Romeo and negroni, plays Bass and a bit of guitar... Lucy from Chorlton says i'm a beast too...

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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 5h

Looking at today's headlines, I am once again reminded of Peter Cook's reply when David Frost invited him to dinner with Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson: "Checking my diary, I find I’m watching television that evening."

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Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 4h

Im going to put that on my bio, Rich, Virgo, shit but sexy

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Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 6h

Im all for pubs reopening, but that is a rather silly name 😁😁

You just know its going to have gastro pub intentions, but with a depressingly bland , small range of cask ales. (one near us has Black sheep and another pale Theakstons one, forget which)

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 6h

If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...

[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]

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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:

Hello there

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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].

DAD:

Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?

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NT EMPLOYEE:

Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!

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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?

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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:

Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!

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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:

Listen - that's their call

[Calls emanating from the landscape]:

tut-tut
woke-woke

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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:

They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.

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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!

[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].

[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke

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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:

Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.

[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:

tut-tut
woke-woke

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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?

NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…

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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].

NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…

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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:

Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?

[ends]

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Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 6h

I thought I knew what hench meant, but had to google it. Thought it was just a modern thing, but no, been around for ages, and was a popular saying 70-100 years ago !!

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 6h

As Josey, when he was appointed manager of Burnley, she was very interested.....😂😂

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Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 7h

Saturdays game is going to be more interesting than ever now.

I hope they got run ragged by Arsenal in midweek, so are a bit down at going out of the league cup, and knackered .

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 8h

Oooh good girl......thats just how I like it.

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 15h

If you can do five, on a rope, im in 😉😉😁😁

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Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 15h

Bloody Hekl J, we had this with Scott Parker and his, admittedly sexy, muscly thighs.

Not this smirky twat as well ??

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Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 16h

@retiredmartinpubs.bsky.social

One for you....raising a glass, again.

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 22h

Shears, Halifax. Ace food...

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, new profile pic on Xmas day then, with a comedically glum face pls 😁😁

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 1d

@chrisb64.bsky.social

Have you seen, more London screenings with tickets, nr the bottom.

www.bruisefilm.com/paris-75-the...

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Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 1d

He's on my xmas list too, just not in one of them bloody jumpers...

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 1d

It is if you have to walk UP that hill 😂

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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 1d

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Football Managers Who Look Like They're Playing Give Us A Clue

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Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 1d

Hahaha Christmas jumpers are awfully naff anyway, but that one is extra specially bad

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Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 1d

I must make an effort next time I do a few pubs in Sheff, as I lived in Crookes for a whike, did a few in Walkley too, but didnt get down the hill, towards Hillsbrough much.

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 1d

Oooh, looking great there Shar.

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 1d

#nufc That Djed Spence was a bit of a pillock when he was at Leeds.

His own time wasting helped cost his team a goal, haha

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 2d

Bring out yer dhal....

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 2d

Or was it put on the kettle , turn on the tv ??

Rocking Rich 🤍💛🩵🖤💚 @rockinrich.bsky.social · 2d

Turn off the tv, its all a part of feeling groovy