Orph
rockfactory.bsky.social
Orph
@rockfactory.bsky.social
Russian asset, illiterate
Anyone wanna make a henge
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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i never want eating chili to end
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We love our new Shark Navigator Swivel Pro Complete!
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the casual cruelty of a bored cat playing with an injured mouse but that’s basically my coworker
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Gonna need some O’Keefe’s stat!
December 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m ready for the weekend!
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“I can’t hear you I’m having a pizza situation”
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sorry to your favorite song but Jimmy Buffet’s “A Pirate Looks At Forty” is better
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Hobo for the holidays
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
What you all fail to realize is there shouldn’t even BE elastic in a fitted sheet. It should be a tasteful ratchet strap run through a series of belt loops at the edge of the fabric. Simply slip it on, crank it tight, and watch divorce rates plummet!
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don’t know how to take out my earring but that’s not really a problem yet
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Deadlifting, so obviously I have to put on my Sick Lifting Music (it’s just white noise)
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Get your filthy QR code off my damn tv
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Christmas at Cambridge
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Do D’s still get degrees or has inflation ruined that too
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Home means Nevada,
Home means the hills,
Home means the sage and the pines!
Out by the Truckee's silvery rills,
Out where the sun always shines,
There is the land that I love the best,
Fairer than all I can see!
Right in the heart of the golden west
Home means Nevada to me
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
“Am I the only one crying for help? This is so embarrassing.”
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
“How old are you?”
“28”
“Fuck you. You’re cooked”
“Oh, okay”
22yo Renoite to me.
Anyways go Wolfpack
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
“Everything…. leads to nuclear bombs.”
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Sometimes I love the people I’m with so much it makes me miss the other people I love
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
He’s the Swiss Army knife of college football
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There’s not enough to do at airports on layovers. Where are the conjugal rooms
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
CONGA CLEANUP CONGA CLEANUP CONGA CLEANUP
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Tearful goodbye to my curls at the airport as I head back to the desert
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM