monky
@monkyinatree.bsky.social
academically thirsty, face blind, desk enthusiast, intrusive chore addict, book related audacity
customer just hit me with “is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?”
cmon man…do u think i live under a rock?
cmon man…do u think i live under a rock?
December 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
customer just hit me with “is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?”
cmon man…do u think i live under a rock?
cmon man…do u think i live under a rock?
waited a couple days to properly discern & now i’m ready to say i was serving here
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
waited a couple days to properly discern & now i’m ready to say i was serving here
“tfw of respect when somebody is really good at something that is deeply annoying“
“i feel it often”
“i feel it often”
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“tfw of respect when somebody is really good at something that is deeply annoying“
“i feel it often”
“i feel it often”
i never want eating chili to end
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i never want eating chili to end
everybody post your “stuff table”
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
everybody post your “stuff table”
if @raywitham.bsky.social can climb the mountain that is Total Nicotine Cessation in 2026….
then by g*d we can bring back these most holy pronouns!
then by g*d we can bring back these most holy pronouns!
We NEVER should have fucking given up on thee, thy and thou!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
if @raywitham.bsky.social can climb the mountain that is Total Nicotine Cessation in 2026….
then by g*d we can bring back these most holy pronouns!
then by g*d we can bring back these most holy pronouns!
the 2026 “people of hinge be normal about your dogs” challenge
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the 2026 “people of hinge be normal about your dogs” challenge
fingers crossed my sister in law HATES this vintage Swedish tea towel and promptly returns it to meeeee
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
fingers crossed my sister in law HATES this vintage Swedish tea towel and promptly returns it to meeeee
strange thing about our current stage of capitalism is — shopping is less enjoyable than ever!
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
strange thing about our current stage of capitalism is — shopping is less enjoyable than ever!
just gonna keep stealing things from twitter to keep this website lively
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
just gonna keep stealing things from twitter to keep this website lively
my capital one credit card number is written on a post-it note that rests atop a table in my basement. just in case i need to do some online shopping but leave my wallet upstairs
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
my capital one credit card number is written on a post-it note that rests atop a table in my basement. just in case i need to do some online shopping but leave my wallet upstairs
you can always count on me to be listening to some tiny, gentle music at the gym
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
you can always count on me to be listening to some tiny, gentle music at the gym
anxiety meltdown over a tiny car issue…i’ve gotten soft since my years as an amateur Buick mechanic
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
anxiety meltdown over a tiny car issue…i’ve gotten soft since my years as an amateur Buick mechanic
new Tide detergent slogan - “and THAT’S the whole clothesline!”
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
new Tide detergent slogan - “and THAT’S the whole clothesline!”
Little Free Library in Echo Park:
-Untamed
-Capital
-White Fragility
9.8 out of 10 on the stereotype scale
no notes
-Untamed
-Capital
-White Fragility
9.8 out of 10 on the stereotype scale
no notes
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Little Free Library in Echo Park:
-Untamed
-Capital
-White Fragility
9.8 out of 10 on the stereotype scale
no notes
-Untamed
-Capital
-White Fragility
9.8 out of 10 on the stereotype scale
no notes
i am enjoying an extensive walking tour of the architecture in downtown Los Angeles
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i am enjoying an extensive walking tour of the architecture in downtown Los Angeles
someone stop this woman before it’s too late
So far I have already accomplished coitus and deliciousness and transcendence, not to be greedy but I think I would also like to add goofing and walking around to my agenda today
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
someone stop this woman before it’s too late
my normal stack is:
-walking around
-amelioration
-goofing
but when i’m feeling decadent it’s
-deliciousness
-coitus
-WILD CARD (chores)
-walking around
-amelioration
-goofing
but when i’m feeling decadent it’s
-deliciousness
-coitus
-WILD CARD (chores)
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
my normal stack is:
-walking around
-amelioration
-goofing
but when i’m feeling decadent it’s
-deliciousness
-coitus
-WILD CARD (chores)
-walking around
-amelioration
-goofing
but when i’m feeling decadent it’s
-deliciousness
-coitus
-WILD CARD (chores)
which 3 will you try to experience?
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
which 3 will you try to experience?
looks like christmas came early for me!!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
looks like christmas came early for me!!!
what’s a guy gotta do to get some clout in this town!
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
what’s a guy gotta do to get some clout in this town!
grasshoppers are chronically scheming. that’s why they are always rubbin like that
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
grasshoppers are chronically scheming. that’s why they are always rubbin like that
genuine inquiry for aomfs that say “hectic”…
what do you like about saying this word?
what do you like about saying this word?
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
genuine inquiry for aomfs that say “hectic”…
what do you like about saying this word?
what do you like about saying this word?