Sarebear
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The rest is still unwritten!!!
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I fear there’s going to have to be two lounge singers then as I am, as usual, self inserting
Ah the dichotomy of man
Wait hold on let me cook
Started my period exactly 30 min after this tweet lmfao
My new bit is saying “metaphor for life” about everything. Feel free to use
This is ur best tweet except for the Kristen le and Emma as mice tackling ur big bird ass one
Not only a small mouth burger, she’s also a tiny canteen
No literally the most hopeful I’ve felt in weeks
Driving past all the Memphis protests during my luteal phase means early afternoon car cries!!
“New BTS song I’m putting you onto right now…it’s not even big yet”
Mary scrabble
Fuck Uno
Kill Yahtzee
My ability to make myself something delicious with like three ingredients total in my empty ass fridge is truly impressive
Every time someone tells me I look like Ariel I gain five years on my lifespan
She mailed me newspaper clippings when I was at bible college lol
Iconic grape quote to me *mid makeout* “are you into hairy pussy?”
Lead bass Kailee would send me into gay panic
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“I would love to spend the night on the couch in the bathroom”
miss poopy, for those of you with the lore btw
Manifesting this for you queen
Running into my nemesis when I’m looking the absolute COAT (Cutest Of All Time)?!?! God is in my side, let every hand raised against me falter