Robert N Berry
@robertnberry.bsky.social
Fan of MST3K, The Mads are Back, Dallas Stars, Star Trek, and some other stuff.
I'm pretty sure that was the "Latin" from Johnny Dangerously. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm pretty sure that was the "Latin" from Johnny Dangerously. #Svengoolie
Ah, a small wooden stick in the door. No way Dracula can penetrate that impenetrable barrier! #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ah, a small wooden stick in the door. No way Dracula can penetrate that impenetrable barrier! #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I was hoping the priest was going to say that the Mummy commanded him to do it just to kiss with Paul. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was hoping the priest was going to say that the Mummy commanded him to do it just to kiss with Paul. #Svengoolie
No garlic? OK I'm definitely not going to become a vampire now! #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
No garlic? OK I'm definitely not going to become a vampire now! #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Yes Paul! How many boys has Maria bringing around here? #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Yes Paul! How many boys has Maria bringing around here? #Svengoolie
It's good to be the vampire! #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It's good to be the vampire! #Svengoolie
I'm hoping Maria's creepy doll will liven up this picture. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'm hoping Maria's creepy doll will liven up this picture. #Svengoolie
Dracula is going to leave Zena a poor rating on DoorDash. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Dracula is going to leave Zena a poor rating on DoorDash. #Svengoolie
Paul, be sure to tell Maria to wash her neck before she comes. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Paul, be sure to tell Maria to wash her neck before she comes. #Svengoolie
It looks like you could swing three or four cats in there. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It looks like you could swing three or four cats in there. #Svengoolie
You do plan to have Dracula in this Dracula movie? #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You do plan to have Dracula in this Dracula movie? #Svengoolie
That stupid priest sold out the Monsignor. He should have said the bank foreclosed on the place. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
That stupid priest sold out the Monsignor. He should have said the bank foreclosed on the place. #Svengoolie
The priest should have asked the bishop if he was 4imprint sure that there was nothing to fear. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The priest should have asked the bishop if he was 4imprint sure that there was nothing to fear. #Svengoolie
If there is nothing to fear, why are lugging around that big-ass cross? #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If there is nothing to fear, why are lugging around that big-ass cross? #Svengoolie
It's The Bishop! #Svengoolie
a black and white drawing of a man 's head with a tie
Alt: The credits to the Monty Python sketch The Bishop
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November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It's The Bishop! #Svengoolie
Dracula brought in an interior decorator. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dracula brought in an interior decorator. #Svengoolie
The Shadow knows! #Svengoolie
a man in a bat costume is standing on a set of stairs
Alt: a man in a bat costume is standing on a set of stairs
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November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Shadow knows! #Svengoolie
I'm hoping the priest says Velocity instead. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I'm hoping the priest says Velocity instead. #Svengoolie
Idea for a new Law & Order series, Law & Order: Randos!
Instead of showing the investigation, we instead continue following the random people who are having the inane conversation when the discover the crime scene.
Instead of showing the investigation, we instead continue following the random people who are having the inane conversation when the discover the crime scene.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Idea for a new Law & Order series, Law & Order: Randos!
Instead of showing the investigation, we instead continue following the random people who are having the inane conversation when the discover the crime scene.
Instead of showing the investigation, we instead continue following the random people who are having the inane conversation when the discover the crime scene.
Note to self: Get in good with the octopuses. 🐙
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Note to self: Get in good with the octopuses. 🐙
I don't understand all the hate for Kim Davis. Granted, Garfield isn't the greatest comic strip of all time, but this seems excessive.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I don't understand all the hate for Kim Davis. Granted, Garfield isn't the greatest comic strip of all time, but this seems excessive.
Rock, bone, pelt.
Rock breaks bone.
Bone pierces pelt.
Pelt covers rock.
Rock breaks bone.
Bone pierces pelt.
Pelt covers rock.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Rock, bone, pelt.
Rock breaks bone.
Bone pierces pelt.
Pelt covers rock.
Rock breaks bone.
Bone pierces pelt.
Pelt covers rock.